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Jul 19, 2009
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LadyPictureShow posted:

Karl Lagerfeld.



His explanation made it seem less crazy. It was a bag for the beach, so it would fit a towel and stuff could be hung from it.

Chanel produced it because it was such a hit on the catwalk. It was speculative fashion that hit mainstream due to, well, the internet mostly.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Jasta posted:

Any word on why it is so fat? Is that normal for the species? Does it have a glandular problem? Is it just a lazy, fatass?

Overfeeding from humans.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Erebus posted:

Boy howdy time for a night in

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/43TCUnP.jpg:nws:

Why would you need the dildo and the fake dragon vagina? Is the idea to make yourself the middleman or what?

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Jul 19, 2009
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Memento1979 posted:

Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to gently caress with.




Box vodka from Romania. I love the straw; it says they know you're going to drink it straight, and they encourage it.

If this does not feature in Arrested Development season 4, someone made a huge mistake.

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Jul 19, 2009
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"what's this?" indeed.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Read the sample.

quote:

Businessman Paul is on a beachside vacation to unwind and enjoy the sun, the sand and the surf - sometimes from below the waves. While scuba diving, he encounters a trio of cuttlefish that turn out to be much more than they seem: they're shapeshifters, and they want Paul for their own! Warning: 18+ only! Contains partial shifting, hot gay sex, and a cuttlefish shifter gangbang!

Read an excerpt:

“You know how you wanted to see what it was like to be one of us?” Irvin asked, his deep voice quiet.

“Yes?”

“We’re gonna show you.”

Paul found himself surrounded by the three cuttle-shifters, all of them naked, all of them eager to get his clothes off him. What the hell, why not, he thought. It was a vacation, after all.

gently caress it, it's vacation.

Thought Businessman Paul.

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Jul 19, 2009
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the jizz taxi posted:

Is there a difference between American and European seagulls? Because I've been pretty familiar with seagulls all my life and if anything they still flap away wildly if a human so much as approaches them.

"Seagull" can refer to any of a buttload of species in family Laridae.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Palpek posted:

Yep Cambridge University claimed that those situations are descriptions of actual cases.

How would they know if he enjoyed the bum-bottle? :psyduck:

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Jul 19, 2009
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:


These are sailors lining up at a brothel during WWII. Imagine being last.

This is where you start fondling the balls of the guy in front of you, because he'll either feel awkward and leave the line thereby shortening it, start a fight (and you can sneak to the front of the line in the ruckus!), or he'll go with it and you both saved yourselves a lot of time.

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Jul 19, 2009
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FishBulb posted:

You wouldn't be able to buy it there anyways, Kansas law prohibits most alcohol at grocery stores doesnt it? The Trader Joe's in Leawood has no booze.

Also its 3 bucks most places now.

Usually Trader Joe's, like Costco, has a "separate" alcohol store which is basically just another room with a different door and you have to make your alcohol purchases in there.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Gorilla Salad posted:





Context: Police chief's children abducted and the daughter was artificially inseminated with her brother's semen

Why oh why aren't mainstream comics given due credit for their grace and nuance.

Sometimes I think the need to describe their shenanigans will keep use of the word "retarded" in common vernacular for decades past its due.

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Jul 19, 2009
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

There's a new Beatles movie coming out?

:drat:

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Jul 19, 2009
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But putting it in an rear end in a top hat solves this problem to begin with!

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Jul 19, 2009
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You can see the tubes of paint.

If it's oil paint I think they're legally allowed to kill that particular infant.

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Jul 19, 2009
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People need to stop linking it ironically, they're just advertising it.

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Jul 19, 2009
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... Someone had to realize this probably wasn't the real image, right? Come on China. I know you don't have Google but I remember the old days and we still made it work.

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Jul 19, 2009
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tentawesome posted:

I can almost guarantee you that no one in the process of making that poster ever actually looked at it. Someone in some factory somewhere googled "Thor: Dark World 2" and grabbed the first image without thinking about it, sent it out, and everyone just put it through because questioning your boss is awkward and uncomfortable and it's not like anyone is going to get fired over it anyways.

God bless China.

If that's really the very first picture that comes up for Thor: The Dark World then frankly Marvel has been catering to the wrong demographic.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Clearly they have to pull a Swordfish and have multiple endings tailored for different subsets of their audience. That's how the money's going to be made. You buy your ticket for Thor: The Dark World Ending B (All Action) or Thor: The Dark World Ending T (Extended Makeout Session).

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Jul 19, 2009
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I heard some of her stuff is rape porn, that's not cool. Raptors not rapetors :colbert:.

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Jul 19, 2009
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At first I thought the bow was a huge spider.

If I were a deer, I'd be hosed.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Atmus posted:

The main thing I remember about that rag was a story about some sex-crazed sea turtle that was raping vacationers in Hawaii or something. This was in the 90's sometime.

That is based on truth.

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Jul 19, 2009
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Captain Trips posted:

I've wondered since Katrina "Why did they think it was a good idea to build a city below sea level that close to the water?"

They really had no excuse, it was bound to happen eventually.

Who is your "they" in this scenario?

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Jul 19, 2009
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What do you mean no overlays?! I want to shoot an unarmed couple! t:mad:

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