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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames


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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Rip it open. That's where they hid the treasure.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It's like a less spooky Winchester house.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Still the best pic on the internet:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Has it really been a loving decade already?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Dickweasel Alpha posted:

I was ten when that article was published.

My back hurts just from hating you.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Boing posted:

I've had this for years:



I always thought it was the original :negative:

It is. I didn't even look. :suicide:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Centzon Totochtin posted:

No, yours is the original. Boing's is a fairly obvious photoshop.

Really? I remember crazy face being the original, too. Am I going internet senile?

Anyways, shark week:



And another SA classic:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Sadly, I can't find SadGoon.jpg with the kid crying in the rain. Or the creepy balding nerd with the pipe. Or Two Worlds.

Somehow none of the classics seem to have made their way to imgur or a stable host.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Tazzillekki posted:

If I wanted to jerk off, I would go watch some real porn. For gently caress's sake, toddlers can't even do anal.

drat dude. Check out the upvotes on this reddit.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
:nws: Goatse Cake :nws:

Puddin posted:

I'm totally going to serve tea this way from now on.

Countdown to someone scalding the hell out of their face...

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
drat lazy kids today.

Your parents managed it without devices. :colbert:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Is that an anal slingshot?

Sorry, but physics doesn't work like that. You won't get any lift off.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Choco1980 posted:

Also, when did googly-eyes stop being comedy shorthand ala rubber chickens and cycle back into being funny? Because they certainly did.

Around the time mustaches and bacon wore out their welcome everywhere but reddit.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Nilbog Resident posted:

What about whiskey fountains? Do they sell those in stores, too? :colbert:

That's not really a good idea. The constant motion/aeration would evaporate the alcohol.

What you really want is a whiskey tap. Now that's living.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Sosiz posted:

If you ever go to sauna you can pour booze on the stove (or whatever you call it), so it vaporizes. I have no idea how drunk that'll get you though, better just drink it

Who the gently caress does anything stupid like taking drugs or drinking alcohol when you can butt chug booze and give yourself a Delisse Coca Tea enema?

My colon is so jam-packed with intoxicants I can spray-dook a jam band album.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Male celebrities don't really have meltdowns. They're either born again, start taking steroids, or get caught on video saying really, really racist poo poo.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Funkz posted:

Ain't nothing more classy than drinking straight vodka with a straw from a juice box.

Oh excuse me, your highness. Let me put a loving doily under that poo poo.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Liar Lyre posted:

Dear lord, there are thousands of creepy and poorly written "erotic stories" on Amazon. I think I have a new hosed up obsession. :allears:

The only one you need is SA's very first completed Goon Project "A Game of Bones" by acclaimed author T.B. Thread.

The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 04:31 on May 4, 2013

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Lord Lambeth posted:

There has to be a chapter on lemon cakes or no buy. :colbert:

The lemony lemony lemoncakes are so lemony you'll wish you paid more than the low low price of $2.99 for "A Game of Bones", the first novel in the bestselling series A Ballad of rear end and Weiner by the American E.L. James, T.B. Thread.

The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 04:50 on May 4, 2013

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Metal Ray Sunshine posted:

fixed that for ya

Yeah, but I'm sure his American remake of Oldboy will be good. :v:

It won't.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I challenge your assertion on the grounds of swap.avi

:colbert:

The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 05:40 on May 6, 2013

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

scourgeofthe7bees posted:

And what, no vegans are aware of this? And no artists mention it to people who come in to get "vegan" inked on their arm? Puh-lease.

Actually, vegans know that bone char is in LOTS of poo poo, including ordinary household sugar, which is why all but the hardest hardcore vegans let it slide with the old "well the animals weren't harvested for their bones, it's just merely an earth-friendly recycling byproduct of an evil industry" loophole.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I think I've figured it out.

Liefeld draws from his perspective.

Look at yourself. Look down. Your head seems tiny compared to your shoulders and chest, which take up most of your field of view of your body. Now look at your feet. Look how far away they are. Look how tiny they are. Your forearm is, like, 5 times the size of your feet!

Liefeld draws from perspective and literally has the spatial reasoning of a baby.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Umbra Dubium posted:

That would get expensive real quick.

You actually have to pay (put other money) in (in the US typically $1) to operate the machine. So $1.01 gives you a mashed sliver of copper worth about $0.015

:eng101:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Concert venues just need to put up a sign telling people the harsh truth:

No one on your Facebook/Twitter is going to watch a video you recorded over 10 seconds long, and neither will you.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I always remember what hand the wedding ring is supposed to be on by recalling goatse.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
IDK why, but I'm cracking the gently caress up:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I don't know if I can trust any corporate sponsors that don't expose their matted armpit hair in commercials, so I may just have to buy some Larry cable guy food.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

I bought a Steven Seagal energy drink years ago at an airport because I was exhausted and thought it was hilarious. It stopped being funny when I drank it, most disgusting thing I've ever had.

I have two of those in my fridge that I refuse to drink.

There was a time in like 2006/7 when thousands of companies popped up with energy drinks. I'm surprised Rockstar and Monster survived, being gross and all, but Tab and that coffee one, Kona or whatever, failed miserably.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Sagebrush posted:

Incidentally, Seagal is now the official face of the Russian arms industry.



No, I'm not kidding.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2013/jun/05/steven-seagal-russia-arms-firm

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Less stupid ponies in trees, more cool goats in trees.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Brother Jonathan posted:



Let me think…

I'll put :10bux: on the one that was censored.

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Aug 8, 2009

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Somebody has a new favorite as of 03:31 on Jul 5, 2013

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