Tiggum posted:Should have said "mortar board". I agree, at least you can't mishear "mortar board." 
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Jul 5, 2013 04:16
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substitute posted:A tiny bit of context: More context, for anyone interested: Jay McNeely is pushing 90 and still blowing that saxophone, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqcWCgrpChk
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Aug 30, 2013 03:34
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:A pair of vice grips costs way more than a stupid knob. A pair of vice grips is much more likely to be just chilling somewhere in your house.
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Aug 30, 2013 22:50
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Are those pants or paint? Tell me the answer is pants. I want those pants.
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Sep 13, 2013 01:11
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Louisiana Van Van posted:The answer is pants. Specifically leggings. Also available in dress and swimsuit. I am unreasonably happy that these exist. None of those are anywhere near my size (also, I am a man), but I think I am going to buy one of each.
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Sep 13, 2013 17:11
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theflyingorc posted:Well, now that he knows how it works, he should calm down. When he thought Coke was calling everyone retards it was more reasonable. Really? Before he knew what the promotion was, it was "reasonable" to conclude that the Coca-Cola corporation decided to print vile insults to its customers on its products? This guy just took a steaming poo poo on his daughter's dignity by using her as an excuse for a few seconds of attention-whoring.
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Sep 22, 2013 22:39
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BAKA FLOCKA FLAME posted:They were being sarcastic you stupid piece of poo poo Mine was not the only reply that didn't seem to "get" that. Good of you to set me straight with unnecessary fury. I hope the rush of power and validation you got from your sneering, angry reply aided you in getting through your day. I'm here to help. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 23, 2013 18:02
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Johnny Aztec posted:So, it's less " know American history" and more "spent 6 years getting a worthless American History Degree". Yeah, it's really not nearly as obscure as you're making it out to be. I have no special education or interest in history, and I got the reference, right away.
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Sep 30, 2013 00:51
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I want to believe. I love the image of some guy doing a quick "Yeah"-fist, then smirking as he swaggers over to the nearest cashier to redeem his prize.
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Oct 3, 2013 07:19
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I think you've just ruined anal sex for me, no matter which side of it I happen to be on.
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Oct 5, 2013 00:16
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Noblesse Obliged posted:big dog This is either going to be the pinnacle of this joke, or, hopefully, the birth of something wonderful.
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Oct 29, 2013 03:12
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Lol, Punta Gorda. If you're living in Punta Gorda or across the Peace River bridge in Port Charlotte, everything is already pretty much ruined.
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Nov 8, 2013 18:50
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Radio! posted:Trust me, I know. Eight years a captive in Port Charlotte, myself. I went back a few years ago for the first time in something like seventeen or eighteen years, and, except for some build-up by the pier on the Punta Gorda side of the bridge, it was like nothing had changed. I kept hearing how Port Charlotte and Punta Gorda had grown so much, but all I saw was a few more chain restaurants.
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Nov 9, 2013 08:14
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Scarf posted:gently caress you fried chicken is god damned delicious. Your words are true, but your avatar is not helping your case.
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Nov 15, 2013 18:59
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Good thing he's wearing a helmet, in case the moon falls on his head.
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Nov 18, 2013 08:39
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It's funny and all, but isn't that the point where you take the dude to a hospital instead of the booking room? Holy cow.
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Dec 7, 2013 19:21
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Scarf posted:Are you there, Santa? It's me, Kinnell. Man, I wonder what Judy Blume would have made of Pokemon and bronies. I don't want to think about Tales of a Fourth Grade Pokemon Breeding Champion. Edit: I know she's still around. Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 19:48 on Feb 1, 2014 |
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Feb 1, 2014 19:34
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This guy just got busted in my area for being part of a very active ring of thieves. What were they stealing? Catalytic converters. I think there's an outside chance this guy is a meth addict.
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Feb 20, 2014 00:26
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You're mixed up, that's Doobie Keebler.
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Feb 26, 2014 09:56
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Wet Fifty posted:
Does Jesus pay union scale? This looks like a Paddy's Next Top Billboard Model situation, to me.
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Feb 28, 2014 08:06
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karl fungus posted:Which city is that? I would be inclined to say New York City since I live there, but it looks too clean. I can't be sure, but I think it's Melbourne.
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Mar 2, 2014 04:57
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Boinks posted:If you squint the dog looks like R2D2. No need to squint, I see R2D2 every time.
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Mar 3, 2014 18:37
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pseudomonkey posted:The man you're looking for is Pavel Petel Argh! So many mixed signals. I must say, that dude gives great beard.
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Mar 10, 2014 11:40
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DrBouvenstein posted:My favorite is the one that made me realize the female reproductive system is Roberto from Futurama's head: Oh, my, that is disturbing.
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Mar 11, 2014 08:22
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This should be funny to my fellow backgammon players. As you can see from the chat window, he abandoned the game, at this point. I feel a little bad that I let him get that on piece so far into the end zone.
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Mar 12, 2014 14:45
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Istari posted:I refuse to play backgammon with my dad because this is how every single game ends. (I'm fairly evenly matched against my brother, though.) I think I'm pretty good, but I've used gnubg in the past, and it's amazing how tiiiiiny little mistakes can change the outcome of a game. Gnubg was always yelling at me, saying things like, "You're giving up .0204 value by making this move!"
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Mar 12, 2014 21:27
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Azurrat posted:Cane's has locations in Mississippi and Texas too, as well as a single location in South Carolina now. There are a bunch of them here in Las Vegas, too. In fact, Cane's sounds pretty good. I may go grab lunch, there.
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Mar 22, 2014 17:45
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Sokoban posted:Clunge? Only on the Inbetweeners. At least, that's where I always remember hearing it.
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Apr 6, 2014 21:26
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TontoCorazon posted:Prick. Twat.
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Apr 7, 2014 04:00
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Neddy Seagoon posted:What's so funny about a picture of Enrico Palazzo? It's funny because that's not Enrico Palazzo, it's Steve Martin.
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Apr 10, 2014 08:59
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Max posted:In general, yes. But when you see it next to Jesus doing some sort of sacrifice, it's generally considered a visual stand in for the mountain where he was crucified. Is... Is that Zappachrist?
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Apr 12, 2014 14:41
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Starks posted:Found this on the wikipedia page for durians: There's a saying I say that says that saying is bullshit, and durian smells and tastes loving disgusting no matter how many times you expose yourself to it. I got some durian paste as part of a Goon snack exchange, and fed it to my little brother who was always talking poo poo about how he wanted to eat durian, but our mother wouldn't get any for him. The pictures exist somewhere here on Something Awful and tell a story of pain and disgust.
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Apr 13, 2014 22:15
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benito posted:The weird thing about Durian is that it smells like Satan's compost pile but actually tastes good. I'm just going to point out that Andrew Zimmern has been twice defeated by durian, and that man thinks chunky coagulated pig's blood is a lovely treat.
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Apr 13, 2014 23:25
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I like to think that immediately after staging this photo, the guy with the saw accidentally turned it on for real and had to spend the next month apologizing to his buddy on the floor.
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Apr 14, 2014 16:56
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:I just learned a new bad word You just learned thousands of new bad words. You can slap "-cripple" onto a whole lot of words and get the desired effect.
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Apr 21, 2014 19:24
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The scariest part of that story is that they were able to go back after a trial and conviction and get another conviction and a harsher sentence for the same crime.
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Apr 23, 2014 03:54
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XCPuff posted:You are dumb. Pretty sure that's not the issue, but thanks for the thoughtful evaluation.
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Apr 23, 2014 08:05
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Gorilla Salad posted:
THE LITTLE GIANT IS THE DEVIL. DO NOT TRUST THE LITTLE GIANT. That piece of poo poo is the only ladder that has ever dumped me in my life, and it did so twice. Centripetal Horse has a new favorite as of 10:56 on Apr 26, 2014 |
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Bombadilillo posted:What was he going to do to help it.? Unless he means 'help it'. Thinking of it this way makes it more sensible, but less funny. I can see not wanting to be immortalized on the internet as the guy who smashed an injured squirrel's head with a rock.
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YouTube is always watching...