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Wish I saw that before I signed the lease at Bad Decision Condominiums.
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Apr 21, 2013 05:42
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"The Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer in the British Parliamentary system is the member of the Shadow Cabinet who is responsible for shadowing the Chancellor of the Exchequer" Good thing they cleared that up.
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Apr 27, 2013 06:32
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PJOmega posted:I thought PAX was a 'booth babe free' zone? It is unless you pay enough money.
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May 8, 2013 00:44
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RCarr posted:Not if it's a gay lotus. Truly the most difficult yet most satisfying yoga position.
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May 11, 2013 00:13
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:I'm not 100% sure why but this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's just sound advice for the bigger birds. I know, at least around here, if you honk at a flock of turkeys instead of running they will mercilessly attack your car.
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May 15, 2013 12:32
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The MSJ posted:
Dopey Russian gangster might work pretty well for the Rhino.
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May 16, 2013 02:22
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DrBouvenstein posted:Odds are that dude at the front next to the officiant is the groom. It looks like the bride is being "given away" by two dads, or maybe dad and step dad, dad and grandad, etc... Then I guess the funny part is that the groom couldn't be bothered to shave or stand up straight at his own wedding?
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Jun 29, 2013 22:05
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They're old photos, I've seen that photo of Bella Vista burning for a few years now.
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Jul 5, 2013 06:41
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Captain Trips posted:Do we really need a sign telling us to do something we do already? If you're attending Michigan State, yeah you probably do.
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Jul 22, 2013 01:28
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The Michael Stipe Racing Stripes? R.P.M.? Automatic-Transmission for the People?
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Jul 30, 2013 01:57
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Sure I can see his stripes, but how do I know he's clean?
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Aug 12, 2013 03:36
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syscall girl posted:"Y'all" gets too much hate for being southern and not enough respect for being useful. Ahh, he's so adorable, he reminds me of the babe.
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Aug 16, 2013 03:07
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Command Ant posted:The look of stern disapproval from the girl in the middle is hilarious. There is nothing funnier than the sternly held belief of an older sibling that the parents are actively trying to torment and eventually kill the youngest.
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Aug 18, 2013 16:44
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Arbite posted:No Warren G. Harding? He truly does not get the respect he deserves. The man was constantly passing laws to maake food and workplaces safer. He truly was one of America's first regulators.
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Aug 19, 2013 01:56
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Why is George Ma-Harris performing on stage with Miley?
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Aug 26, 2013 06:05
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:I'd be willing to bet that if the FDA wouldn't curb-stomp your rear end for it, you could probably sell tapeworm pills to people these days if you marketed it as an all natural weight loss cure. There's supposedly two clinics, one in Mexico and one in the UK, that you can visit to have bovine tapeworms implanted as a weightloss cure. There's also plenty of websites with people gnashing their teeth at Obama because they can't buy them in America.
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Sep 3, 2013 08:13
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TheBigAristotle posted:I'm convinced that's Waldo Faldo in the background It could very well be, I'm pretty sure the actor was in the Rock N Jock game for a year or two.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:11
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Hydrolith posted:From the wording, you make it sound like someone is paying to have someone else's wang dragon-tattooed. He chose the wrong party to pass out first.
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Sep 19, 2013 04:11
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Bored posted:Puff the magic Dragon Penis Tattoo. It kind of annoys me that the first few sentences said the guy "turned gay" after his wife died. Did you expect any better from Vice?
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Sep 19, 2013 12:53
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DrBouvenstein posted:US and Canadian citys' sports teams' logos all mashes into one per city: I like that the Atlanta logo is a Falcon spinning Tasmanian Devil style with a tomahawk.
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Sep 20, 2013 01:08
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swamp waste posted:It's the clinical term for when a child is way behind on their developmental milestones. It's a description of literally what is going on, not of the underlying cause, which could be any number of things. So simmer down you fuckin' weiner. AP reported that the daughter has autism and cerebral palsy.
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Sep 22, 2013 19:26
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Istari posted:I'm pretty sure using a mop is cheating. Unless he's enacting a sex act between him, another person, and the mop. I don't like to slut shame but Buckethead Wendy is pretty filthy.
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Oct 10, 2013 05:38
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Rolo posted:I like the leprechaun in the top right. I'm a little concerned about the swastika to the lower left of the leprechaun.
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Oct 20, 2013 15:25
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Hey Koschei, what you thinking 'bout?
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Nov 8, 2013 06:05
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Kajeesus posted:It's Shetland. Oooo I know about that place, that's where ponies come from.
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Nov 27, 2013 03:54
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Gyges posted:Surely there are children's glasses frames that don't look so patently ridiculous. At least he'll be free of their hate come June. I'm not good with children's ages, but he doesn't look old enough to be able to actually have a need for glasses.
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Dec 1, 2013 06:56
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God drat, it's like a dog version of Ron loving Swanson.
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Dec 10, 2013 07:40
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That seems a rather narrow focus for a school.
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Dec 17, 2013 06:53
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Ak Gara posted:I think the joke is that prayers don't work because God and Jesus are never there to listen. Judging from the message below the phone I think the designers just don'tknow how iPhones work.
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Dec 18, 2013 07:11
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t_violet posted:Well I saw that but it's from a movie made in 1989 when he just did bit parts. It's not really a joke, just a cheesy bit part. Whats kind of weird is that it must be one of the very first movies he was billed as Samuel L Jackson. Before and for a bunch of movies after it was just Sam Jackson, same as Cowboy Curtis is billed as Larry Fishburne.
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Dec 21, 2013 07:12
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kinmik posted:This reads like a creepypasta. There was a lake here, it's gone now.
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Dec 24, 2013 01:34
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dijon du jour posted:The difference between FOX News and Professional Wrestling is that the people running Professional Wrestling realize what they're doing is almost completely made up. Fox knows, they won a lawsuit in Florida with the defense that they were an entertainment network and under no obligation to tell the truth.
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Dec 28, 2013 14:25
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KoldPT posted:
It's nice to see they've adopted their respective parent's attitudes so easily.
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Dec 29, 2013 03:24
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Vaginaface posted:You misspelled Gilbert Gottfried. Yeah, after the lab accident Jeff Goldblum can't help but be fly.
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Dec 30, 2013 00:46
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At least now that Pekar is dead. 
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Jan 7, 2014 06:27
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A new generation of Sharks have Feet is born.
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Jan 11, 2014 06:02
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"You are one ugly mother fucker."
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Jan 16, 2014 04:29
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beato posted:Good job this doesn't come in Giant sizes My public education might be showing, but isn't 1.5 liters larger than 500ml?
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the jizz taxi posted:I doubt people with medical BO problems would be helped by showering daily anyway since the stink is coming from the inside. Worst campfire horror story ever.
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