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Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012







I can't get enough of this tumblr. I fear I may never reach the end. Send help.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Coffee And Pie posted:

Ugh, look at that ratbirds nest.


"WHY? WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN?"

When I was a kid, at a scout camp I went to, we had a big bonfire of boxes like this after we had finished eating/using whatever had been packed inside them. I CAN STILL SEE THEIR SCREAMING FACES...

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

syscall girl posted:

This Brazilian elevator prank was pretty good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUD4cuTQn2E

Holy poo poo this one is good. Good thing no one flipped out and attacked the girl.

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Feb 13, 2012


Please tell me this is in Alabama.

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Feb 13, 2012

V for Vegas posted:

Yeah I probably shouldn't have googled singletism.



This is an attitude I can respect in a politician.









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Feb 13, 2012

NESguerilla posted:

He's hard to hate after you see him out of character. I actually kind of regret finding this because it clashes with how much I love hating him on GOT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShgSRsYY3WM

Holy poo poo, he's Irish! It'd be really hard to hate Joffrey if he had that voice.

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Feb 13, 2012




I love everything about this image, and everything about True american Dog in general.

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Feb 13, 2012

Petit Gregory posted:

I'm not sure if this belongs in here or the PYF Bad-rear end Pictures thread:



The sax player is a Bad-rear end. The dude on the right who looks like he's having an orgasm probably belongs here.

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Feb 13, 2012

xxEightxx posted:

This reminds of when I used to work for a company that sold products through infomercials. Their big seller was a diet pill, and it was recommended that you take the pill, eat a sensible diet, and exercise two times a day. When people would call to yell at us that it wasn't working, we would always ask: 'are you exercising' or 'what was your last meal.' Surprisingly, people never followed our instructions. Oh the pill you ask? Was basically crushed up parsley and other vegetables.

Yep, most diet pills are just fiber that helps you feel full. It's not magic or anything.

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Feb 13, 2012





Get it?

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Feb 13, 2012

Oh yeah?







YOU'RE ALL A CROCK, IS WHAT I THINK!

E: The other one is the lesser of two weevils

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Feb 13, 2012

Glottis posted:

They have to borrow equipment like that when very obese people come in for procedures. The patients get really upset if they find out they are on the horse <whatever> because they are so big, like they need special ones for huge humans too.

Thin Privilege is having medical equipment built to handle your body. And being able to ride in hot air balloons.

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Feb 13, 2012

Crocuta posted:

And before that the medical term was "idiot". Welcome to the euphemism treadmill!

I understand why people always try to move away from terms that turn into insults. I don't want people with mental handicaps to feel devalued. But I don't foresee a point ever where "you have sub-norm mental faculties", whatever the word used is, won't be turned into an insult. At least not until intellect stops being valued as a trait.


Content: Zombie Kama Sutra
Somehwat :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/dcdnmB1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NSJAzYK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/L7hGBZ4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rEllSIp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iZBe6Yy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sstbI9v.jpg

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Feb 13, 2012

jiharlequinade posted:

Sorry, didn't mean to be presumptuous. I lived in Canada for a few years and my experience was that Canadians by and large were considerably more conversant with the dispute than Americans, and counted it as a point of patriotic pride. To the extent that Canadians have patriotic pride.



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Feb 13, 2012

Skeesix posted:

Lies. The crab is clearly cooked.

That's sashimi. Sushi is just anything made with vinagered rice. :eng101:

Though I don't see any of that either.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Found on a Japanese image board





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Feb 13, 2012

It took me the longest time to figure out what the gently caress was up with that flamingo "sculpture" and why it was included with the other pictures.

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Feb 13, 2012

Dudley posted:

For what it's worth, the UK almost exclusively uses imperial for heights.

We do the same in Canada, for personal height and weight at least. Everything else is in metric though.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

Heed this man's warning, look at what happened to the Tumblr thread.

I though it was because a goon yet again felt the need to defend their weird, horrible fetish.




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Feb 13, 2012

DontMockMySmock posted:

Fact: Pinnipeds are the most inherently funny animal group.



Related Fact: Elephant seals are the funniest of the pinnipeds.









Even when they're just looking a little pissed off at the climate monitoring equipment humans glued to their heads, they're still funny:





Link to story: http://www.livescience.com/29550-seals-stand-in-for-antarctic-explorers.html

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Feb 13, 2012


Now do it while driving at 0.75x=([310-40]/6) mph.

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Feb 13, 2012

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh god yes, that is hilarious. Look at that grumpy child ohooho hahaa.....Who the gently caress are they?

I had to look it up too, and they are apparently the spawn of comic book writers.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Feb 13, 2012




I laughed at this picture, even though it probably ends badly for the penguin/puffin/whatever marine bird that is.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

Less poop talk, more funny pinnipeds.









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Feb 13, 2012

DrBouvenstein posted:

Why is that one seal wearing a hat and jacket? :confused:

I don't know, but his friend seems pretty amazed by it.

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Feb 13, 2012

Jamesman posted:

Well Hitler did have a notorious and glorious scat obsession, so I'm sure somebody could make some kind of connection between his loves for poop and world conquest.

Gives a whole new meaning to Blood and Soil.

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Feb 13, 2012

Phy posted:

My god, even Madagascar

Trojan planes bypass all borders (including your pants).

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Feb 13, 2012

I Might Be Adam posted:

They are terrifying. I've hit many of them at night on back roads and they always assume the "come at me bro" stance with that horrifying face and then your bumper slams into them, clotheslining/decapitating them. Nature, man!

You people are 100% wrong. Opposums rock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gNRNxFsHwI


Fun fact, opposums can't get rabies because their body temperature is too low for the virus to survive. They are actually really smart and affectionate as pets apparently :shrug:

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Feb 13, 2012

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I thought that was just a poorly worded headline, but no, it means exactly what I thought it meant.

Yeah, but what the hell does the part about the 12 cops mean. Is it supposed to be a joke, or did the cops just admit to an impromptu gay methhead orgy?

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Feb 13, 2012

Got Moloko posted:

Folks used to use fishing hooks with the barbs ground off, but these days there are smooth hooks specifically made by body jewelry manufactures for the purpose. As for pain, getting the hooks put in when I suspended wasn't substantially more painful that any other piercing I've ever had. The worst part is how little pockets of air form under your skin and have to get massaged out. That poo poo hurts.
But this isn't a bod-mod/suspension thread. So have a pancake with all the colours of the wind.


So are you a cenobite or something?


VVV Goddamn it. Skipped right over the post.

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Feb 13, 2012

Here's a pelican eating a live pigeon.

Just because.

Goes on for 5 loving minutes too.


Also, did you know that herons eat gophers?

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Feb 13, 2012

Paladinus posted:

No, I didn't know that. :eng99:

Then you probably also don't know (or want to know) that herons have been known to eat ducklings too.

The point is waterfowl are loving scary.

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Feb 13, 2012

Ragequit posted:

I am pretty sure the one on the right is only an angel to Xena.

Those are Ophanim, giant flaming wheels with eyes, who support the chariot of god according to Ezekiel.



Only the lowest level of angel is supposed to look human, and even them that's not consistent across all sources. Winged humanoids were a Roman motif that got worked into Christianity as it spread throughout the empire.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

I remember reading somewhere that skunks are actually pretty good pets once you remove their stink glands. At the same time, that seems sort of mean to the skunk.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

You motherfuckers aren't going to spring your trap on me! :mad:



It's called a wheelie and its from the Kirby games. I'm pretty sure I recognize that one from the whatever that racing game was on the gamecube

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Feb 13, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7K28ZJS-Ic midly :nws:

Now, that's not strictly speaking a funny picture, though it is pretty relevant to the topic at hand.

So I present this as well, which I saw today while doing some errands.


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