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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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His frontal rear end is distorting the reality.

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_Whites

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Choco1980 posted:

When I was in 9th grade French, we would be told about the class trip to Paris if you stayed in French the next year (Languages are hard, I preferred to suck at art the next year), and every single person that would talk about the trip that took place every other year had to mention that the hotel rooms all had toilets that were set up like that.

Well, I think it's quite useful, if you're in the middle of an interesting conversation, but need to take a dump.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Flipperwaldt posted:

The ocean: a vegetable.



No wonder then that goons hate it.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

whoda thunkit posted:

At least it is using it to wipe it's rear end, although a bit unconventionally.

:can:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
I've decided to not click that link.

Edit: ok, it was just wrong tags, and not a poo poo picture

Hogge Wild has a new favorite as of 02:19 on Dec 17, 2013

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Captain Trips posted:

Brown sauce is basically Worcestershire + Ketchup.

Isn't that HP? And it tastes like mixing fish sauce with ketchup.

Hogge Wild has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Dec 18, 2013

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

My next character right there.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Soulex posted:

Germany does have some weird stuff though that resemble English. Their word for exit is Ausfahrt. I know how it's pronounced, but it doesn't stop me from saying rear end fart. Also, some restaurants have schnitzel in a variety of ways. One of those ways is "wiener art"

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Jippa posted:

Shopping.jpg




hahaha, some of them look dead and the rest like they'd want to be

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Polo-Rican posted:

Actually, yes, this is true!


Yep! I didn't make a penny off the business cat meme, so can someone please make Bunny Ears Hat Cat a worldwide sensation so I can cash in big time? Maybe something about Confused Identity Cat? Whatever! Thanks in advance!

Maybe you should ask business tips from your cat.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

davidspackage posted:

This is a photoshop, right? Cause I don't think cats' legs normally bend that way.

probably stuffed

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Erebus posted:

Maybe you should've tried a different flavor.



That was already posted:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Are they doing they doing the examination or being examinated?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Lotron posted:

From Amazon:

5.0 out of 5 stars Arrgh mateys September 8, 2000
By shoeboy
Format:Paperback
Ahoy me fine salty sailors. If ye be lookin for gripping adventure on the high seas, this be the book for ye. It hoisted me mizzen mast and shivered me timbers, Yar! If you've ever wondered exactly what to do with a drunken sailor, this is the book for you. The author, Barry Richard Burg is a great expert on seamen and it really shows through. I was dissapointed to find that the nautical phrase "a three days blow" didn't mean what I thought it did, but the author's loving descriptions of how these pirates would oil each other up with whale blubber and lash each other with the cat o' nine tails more than made up for it. I'm tempted to go summon my cockswain, rent "The Pirate Movie", then kick back and mourn the passing of the days when burly pirates would start their day by opening the seacock and pumping furiously. Customers who bought titles by Barry Richard Burg also bought titles by J. K. Rowling -- coincidence? I think not.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

CharlieWhiskey posted:

I showed this to my brother, a former union steward / carpenter / safety manager, and he pointed out they should really be wearing safety glasses to prevent sawdust from getting in their eyes.

I think the bottom should also have hearing protection.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Len posted:

quote:

quote:

Dear Airlines,

I am an Arab terrorist and I'm going to blow up a play May 10th.

Thank you,
Hussein

PS: I am not a terrorist.
PPS: No really I'm a white girl.
Or teenagers could just not do retarded poo poo. That would work too.

I just reported you to FBI.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

why were you angry

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug


Those are aircraft fabric coverings from a Finnish and a Soviet plane. If I remember correctly, the guy who built that house was a Finnish aircraft mechanic who served in the Winter War, and used those fabrics to insulate his house. They were under wallpaper, not on plain view.



:argh:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Dissapointed Owl posted:

What's a buttle

you imbibe the contents through a different hole

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

So what it that advertising?

This thread.

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