Brother Jonathan posted:

I picture a bunch of confused factory workers in China.

Nostrum posted:

Reminds me of

TShields posted:

Yeah, those switches must do SOMETHING.

Not quite as strange of as that, but the house I rent has this.. thing.


It ticks softly like an egg timer constantly. There's no way to stop it. The bar at the top right turns on our exterior flood lights, that's all I know. I assume it's some sort of timer for the outside lights, but I don't have the slightest clue how it's intended to function. Our landlords don't have any idea either.

Trig Discipline posted:

Did you never play Riven? Clearly you just haven't found the right combination of switch settings to open up the secret passageway. The secret is probably on one of those videotapes.

ante posted:

Together we can build a sandwich

semiavrage posted:

These are along the El between 40th street and 69th street, and they are awesome. You need to see the other ones for it to make sense. You're meant to look at them from the train.

Snowy posted:

That's part of a series by graffiti/street/sign painting/gallery artist ESPO. I think that's one of his love letter things. He also did some great stuff in Coney Island and a mural project in Belfast.

Barometer posted:

quote:

I am Mr.Gogoh Smith,a director in the project and planning committee of the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), I head a seven man Tenders Board Committee in charge of contract award committee and Payment approvals. I came to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign account.

There were series of contracts executed by a consortium of Multinationals in the oil industry in favour of the (NNPC) among which were;

1)The expansion of Pipeline network within Nigeria for crude oil and downstream products distribution and subsequent evacuation -US$2 Billion.

2)Contract for Turn Around Maintenance (TAM) of various Refineries in the country.

3)The construction of Storage Tanks for Petroleum Product (Depots)-US$94 Million.

The original value of of these contracts were deliberately over invoiced in the sum of Sixty Five million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars US65,500,000.00) which has recently been approved and now ready to be transferred. However the companies that actually executed the aforementioned contract have been fully paid and the projects officially commissioned.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount into your account for subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants.By the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws)we are prohibited from opening or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Sequel to that, we wish to have the bellow listed information from you to enhance smooth and quick conclusion of this profitable business.

1) Your full name and address
2) Your company's name and address.
3) Your private telephone and fax numbers.
4) The name and address of your Bank for the transfer of the fund
5) Your account number/Swift code and Routing number.
6) Copy of your Identification (International passport/Drivers license)

Needless to say, the trust reposed in you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed among ourselves to offer you 15% of the transferred sum, 5% shall be set aside for any incidental expenses during the course of this transaction, you will then be mandated to revert the balance to us in due course.

You must however NOTE that this transaction is subject to the following terms and conditions; our conviction of your transparent honesty and diligence, that you must accord this transaction with utmost confidentiality and secrecy.

Best Regards.

Mr.Gogoh Smith
(Director P.P.C) NNPC.
Private Line:+234-816-3955488

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

Pseudohog posted:

This one always seems to be on special offer at the shops near me - they must have bought far too much of it and are desperate to get rid of it! Shame that even at 50p a can it's not worth it.

xxEightxx posted:

That's an R.O.U.S.

Gann Jerrod posted:

He's from a action figure line that was just kickstarted comprised of battle birds.

And More posted:

Well, if we're going down that road, there is also this German artist who has created lovely paintings of Hitler and Otto von Bismarck painted with poo poo.
Hitler
Bismarck

Here is an educational article about his follow-up project: Semen paintings

And this is what it looks like: link

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Oh. Oh my god. I followed the site link in the corner of the image out of curiosity and there's animated shorts .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgyPNnQ5fqU

Ak Gara posted:

They tied the front legs up but those back legs are in prime kick-you-in-the-face position.

Portals posted:

Maybe it's supposed to be a commentary on the unnaturalness of the lithotomy position?

SynthOrange posted:

What're those on the shelves? Rocks?

DrBouvenstein posted:

With pulp? Ugh, gross.

Say Nothing posted:

Make up your own pun.

Lap-Lem posted:

I can only assume you are referring to a hunter not wearing blaze orange. And no, you only wear blaze orange during rifle hunting season. Bow hunting is much different. They also occur at different times in the year. So if anyone was walking around drunk on a case of Pabst with a gun shooting anything that moved while he was up there, they are poaching as well as breaking a dozen other laws.

For the record it isn't really dangerous, because you cannot really just walk around with a loaded bow shooting an arrow at anything you see. You have to climb up a tree for elevation and sit there and wait. Your target has to be closer then with a rifle, it takes you a lot longer to load and fire, and requires enough skill that it can be safely assumed you are aware of the dangers of the sport.

For the record, I do not hunt. But I know some archers who used to hunt, so I know the rules or bow hunting vs rifle hunting.

Chard posted:

for hot air balloon whale tits:

http://i.imgur.com/5W2KWn7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Nl65l5V.jpg

bewilderment posted:

Oh yeah. I meant that Black Dog was dumb adult stuff and the occasional tasteful treatment of mature subject matter, not that it was only the latter.

Aleph Null posted:

Condoms and prostitutes.

Deteriorata posted:

It's a statue

Hummingbirds posted:

Every time I've seen that picture I just chuckled to myself at the words but drat, that woman has one very long arm, huh?

BANME.sh posted:

It's probably a joke

mng posted:

LOL WHICH IS WHAT