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# ¿ Mar 13, 2013 11:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 03:08 |
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Ahh it's one of those trendy new fart solos.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2013 09:28 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Not sure where else to put this, so I'm putting it here: I want one of those to use as a bottle cork and/or pouring spout.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2013 20:15 |
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MaliciousOnion posted:Went to the museum today and recognised this guy There's a museum just for Star Trek Voyager?
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 19:54 |
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kalvick posted:
You just don't understand, Kalvick! The Burger King is real and he's filthy rich!
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2013 02:18 |
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AlphaDog posted:Ferrets aren't rodents. -Has a neckbeard and beady eyes. -Wears a fedora. -Smug as gently caress. -Is a furry. -Probably an atheist. I'm sorry man but I think your pet is a redditor.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2013 04:55 |
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2013 13:43 |
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youareoffthehook posted:I know this was on the last page but, holy crap that's my friend's cake! It was AWESOME. He's actually a goon, too. Do you have more photos? I wanna see people eating a rib cake.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2013 20:20 |
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:My horse head mask came in the mail today, and the first thing my roommate says when I put it on was "got a pretty good looking Amy Winehouse cosplay going there!" I like making fun of Amy Winehouse as much as the next guy, but at this point it's just beating a dead horse.
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# ¿ May 2, 2013 12:44 |
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Krinkle posted:Is that person cosplaying as purple tentacle? I thought it was one of those Mahna Mahna backup singers all grown up: Here's what happened to Mahna Mahna himself:
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# ¿ May 3, 2013 05:42 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:I assumed bagel meant 'zero'. Doughy and tasteless and created in a cruel, caustic environment, the bagel is both literally and figuratively empty inside. Personified by its hole alone, it offers nothing to society except a languid and impotent place where you can spread your creamy gunk before putting the bagel out of its misery. It is the worst insult.
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# ¿ May 18, 2013 01:14 |
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Why does it say that the soda is "likes old school!"? Is the label narrated by Skwisgaar Skwigelf?
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# ¿ May 30, 2013 23:27 |
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Small Frozen Thing posted:It's kind of amusing how the only animals in Australia who are less nasty than anywhere else are the mammals. Have you never heard of a loving platypus? Those assholes are mammals with venom spurs in their paws. It's like they were blackmailing God back in Genesis and said "I want to be a mammal, but I also want to be a loving snake. But don't put the venom in my mouth because that's idiotic; I want that poo poo in goddamn ice picks attached to my feet so I can just stab at people. And give me electrolocation. And there's no way I want to deal with squirmy births, so let me lay eggs. gently caress it, throw in some of those fancy fish eyes too."
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2013 04:25 |
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Sagebrush posted:No, it's just a model from Ukraine who has really huge weird eyes. Those STALKER cosplayers really take that poo poo seriously.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2013 09:09 |
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Burning Mustache posted:Aldi in Austria. He just gave you a nice setup of "What's a Hofer?" and you wasted it, man. You completely missed it. That opportunity is gone forever.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2013 18:48 |
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Ishamael posted:Why does the wedding ring have to be mentioned 20 times every time goatse is shown or discussed? Is there some unwritten rule that someone has to say something about the ring every time it is brought up on the forums? You don't understand because you are either uncultured, unloved, or both. The timeless tradition of a wedding ring thematically fits with the gaping ring of flesh. The gold of the ring and its cold and heavy yellow metal stands in contrast to the red and brown muscular softness. One ring is organic and fleeting, the other will survive unchanged until the earth gets consumed by the sun's expansion into a goatse-like red giant, which will stop its powerful explosion only just short of the rings of Saturn. We possess few natural rings on our bodies. Mouths, nostrils, ears, eyes--these rings are not private. You share your mouth with others every time you speak. You hide your eyes from nobody. But the ring that dear Goatse displays is personal. It is normally guarded from the public by two layers of clothing and protected by two mounds of butt flesh. He is telling his betrothed, "This ring is for you, alone." Not even Goatse can see his own anal ring directly. This hole that he has spent months and years forging into size, this lord of the rings, can neither be fully enjoyed nor beholded by its own creator. It is a sculpture formed by a blind artist. It is the purest and most private of gifts. And yet it is a gift box with nothing inside. It is a lock in need of a key. That is because, like a wedding ring, the act of using the circle, filling it with flesh and a promise, is the present. Goatse enlarged his anal annum, his red rectal ring, only to receive the love of his beloved. As the two rings are shown to touch in the image, one ring pulling against the other, the symbolism is revealed and its effects are multiplied. That is why we goons, who are romantics at heart, naturally seek deeper meanings within the depths of Goatse. To us, excluding the wedding ring from a Goatse image is almost as much an offense as removing the anal ring. Yin, after all, is nothing without Yang.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2013 03:45 |
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Palpek posted:
That's just the hundred acre wood, where Christopher Robin plays.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 10:36 |
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Does highway office furniture differ from normal office furniture somehow? I hope so because I would like to buy a desk made for high speeds.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2013 09:06 |
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If you say his name three times in a row, Beetledouche comes!
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2013 05:48 |
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Here's one that's easier to read:
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 01:42 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Uhhh...to get this thread back on track, have a picture of a For Sale sign about chicks I saw at the fair tonight: Why do I have to buy 6? Am I giving each chick a beer? Meanwhile, at Burning Man:
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2013 15:10 |
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pageerror404 posted:Looks shopped... The back of that shoe doesn't match with the front. So the shot of a croc eating Crocs is a crock? Crap. Evilreaver posted:Are you saying that picture is a crock? Edit: Oh gently caress you.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2013 06:45 |
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Crocs are tough, man:
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2013 06:53 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:
How do you "Obama fry" something? I want to make Obama fried chicken fried steak gravy chicken Bisquick biscuits. Obviously, it's biscuits and gravy, but the gravy is made from chicken fried steak, the biscuits are Bisquick chicken broth biscuits, and I'm not sure how Obama fits into the recipe.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2013 17:25 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:I guess maybe it's just me who likes to be able to read this thread in my lunch break without people asking me why i'm staring at pictures of things which look like dicks. My apologies. I found a thing:
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 18:00 |
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front wing flexing posted:Is that a dispensary? And maybe the low door knob is for ADA reasons? A door demon fondling himself while wearing high heels and a pope hat is exactly what you need in a pot dispensary.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 18:42 |
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No, it's obviously a cool dog licking a monkey's back. Obviously.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 14:49 |
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PepeSilvia posted:It's a Nathan For You bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_deCOd1HU Haha. There's already Dumb Starbucks bootleg t-shirts, hats, and poo poo on ebay.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 03:28 |
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Travic posted:Ignore the demon cow in the back. It looks kinda like Crow's country cousin.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2014 05:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 03:08 |
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mrkillboy posted:Here's another angle. If anything they went above and beyond their request for a simple ramp. With just 100 bucks worth of hot wheel tracks, any kid that lives there could become the coolest kid in the neighborhood.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 04:37 |