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I was taking my son for a walk in his stroller at the park when we were attacked by geese. Without provocation one of them went straight for my son and I kicked it hard enough that it smacked into a hot dog stand and broke its wing. I'm a bleeding heart idiot, so I bundled it in a blanket football style and walked half a mile to the nearest vet to get it help, it bit me four times along the way. Once he was secure and Wildlife Rescue people were on their way, I started back to the park. When I got there we were attacked again, so I kicked another goose. That one didn't get help, bitch should have paid loving attention. gently caress a goose.
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I know a lady down the street whose family did that to her all the time. One day they all sat down to dinner and she served them each a 5x7 glossy of the dinner she made only for herself. Then she sat down and ate it in front of them. They didn't do that anymore after that (but she will never stop telling neighbors the story.)
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Jun 18, 2013 00:07
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Mom orders a cake for her graduate, and gets more than she bargained for For those who don't want to read the story, the mom ordered a cake with her kid's picture on, and requested that they "draw a cap on her head" well...  But it's okay, apparently they are not even slightly upset by it, and took it as an amazing joke opportunity.
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Jun 18, 2013 08:15
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I prefer Pepper, M.D. Personally.
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Jan 19, 2014 03:41
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Polo-Rican posted:Did you make this or find this?? That's my cat! Specifically, it's Emilio (Business Cat), right?
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Mar 13, 2014 17:37
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mrkillboy posted:Just in time for Easter! I would eat the poo poo out of these.
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Apr 10, 2014 02:38
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Geokinesis posted:Did you see their christmas ones? WHY THE gently caress did I move back to the US? I'm so sad now.
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Apr 10, 2014 17:45
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Having the celery in it makes it MORE nude.
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Apr 11, 2014 01:18
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I love Durian, especially Durian coconut candy. I will defend Durian to my dying day. When an Asian grocery store popped up near my house and I got a big bag of the candy, the salesperson (who is my neighbor) insisted i would hate it and they'd only put it on the shelf to prank unsuspecting hipsters. Now when I go in she keeps getting me to try other Durian things. The soda was the only one I despised. That being said, it tastes like candied onions and the burps taste like roadkill farts. But I like that.
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Apr 13, 2014 23:52
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Sheldon Cooper was David Mitchell all along?
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