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ilysespieces posted:I learned that lesson well when I was ~6 and was eating a PB&J sandwich in the park with my brother and a goose strolled right up to me, took the sandwich from my hand and bit my finger a couple of times for good measure. Years ago my sister was at a park with her two small kids when a goose went after them, trying to peck at here infant son. Se grabbed her small son under here arm and tried to flee, pushing the stroller with one arm and kicking at the goose. As she gets close to the parking lot these two guys run over and fight off the goose. They then go over to her to make sure they are all ok and then one of them offers to go get a gun out of his car and kill the goose "you know mam, for vengeance". My sister declined their offer. I guess southern womanhood needs constant protection from horny foreigners after all.
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twosideddice posted:Fixed that for you As soon as the first Lend-lease shipment arrived you guys lost control of the English language.
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Radio! posted:If you like goats (and sheeps) have I got a thread for you! TFR also has a pretty good goat thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3384111&perpage=40&pagenumber=25 The goat action starts around page 2 or 3.
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mfcrocker posted:Some people think the social justice crew are hilarious even when most of them are talking sense. gently caress, Elio Iannacci is a well-respected (if not fluffy) journalist. Yes, issues that effect a very very tiny minority of people should be universally catered to.
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Meis posted:Me and pretty much every other trans person I know do our absolute best to dissassociate ourselves with those kinds of people as much as possible. But they make it so hard. Thank you for being normal. My first trans friend was a downstairs neighbor whom was my occasional weed smoking buddy because her girlfriend didn't like her smoking in the house. One day she came up to smoke and was like "I am going to start becoming a man, can you call me "Chris" from now on?" I was like yeah and then we smoked pot and I told him his girlfriend had a great rear end and he threw a bottle cap and hit me square in the forehead and it was pretty funny. This deer isn't going to be oppressed. 
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Shifty Nipples posted:Public transportation is for the public, not all of their worldly loving possessions. You should check out my tumbler: https://womenwithhugeasspurses.tumblr.com/
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Maytag posted:Shut up dorks you talk too loving much and you're boring as poo poo. That dog is so loving pissed at some bullshit double standards going on here.
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IUG posted:It belongs in a museum! This one might:  Construction site portajohn, Southern MD, 2009 I would love to know what the gently caress this thing means.
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kinmik posted:
God that would be so satisfying to peel the rest of that off with like a backhoe or so something.
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 I also cant figure out what a "Zhills Tuxedo" is but I apparently bought it and have now submitted it for expenses.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I think the funny is supposed to be the fresh bronies delivered daily. Yes, but I am glad to have the mystery solved! I cannot account for the brony thing other then maybe they left the register unattended and someone changed it? An unattended ATM in Chinatown is how I got my eternal phone homescreen: 
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