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citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

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My dirt farming west Texas side of the family does the marshmallows over sweet potatoes thing. It's a poor-man's meringue, has been mentioned before.

You'll also see marshmallows on toothpicks on cakes, but that's to keep the tin foil/plastic wrap from getting on to the frosting.

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DekeThornton posted:

Are marshmallows cheaper than egg whites and sugar? Isn't it rather a lazy and tasteless man's meringue?

Slightly cheaper perhaps but certainly faster. Could be a result of WW2 rationing as well as not everyone having an electric mixer/good oven/the right climate to not have it spontaneously deflate/melt.

When you've spent the last few weeks making sure that the cotton's been planted in time, you kind of stop giving a poo poo about how tasteless something is.

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Hirayuki posted:

poo poo, I guess I can expect a visit from the Thanksgiving Police this year at our family meal in metro Detroit. :ohdear: Do I have to tell them we've never had sweet potato casserole, or will that just make my punishment worse?

Your punishment will be to eat a whole sweet potato casserole by yourself.

May god have mercy upon your soul.

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FROOOOOOOOG posted:

The only sweet pie I've had is apple, and pumpkin is a vegetable. I thought it was yet another side dish for ages.

I'm now trying to picture Starbucks releasing a savory pumpkin spice latte.

It's mildly loving hilarious.

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Hummingbirds posted:

Everyone is complaining about sweet potato casserole but the true heinous southern Thanksgiving/Christmas dish is ambrosia.

You shut your filthy, filthy mouth.

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Hummingbirds posted:

Ambrosia would be a lot better if it was just fruit salad without the weird dressing :shrug: My grandma makes it every year and I feel bad not taking some, but I always wish it was just fruit.

Does she use cottage cheese? I've got one dirt farming relative that does, and that's always loving horrifying. Just some home-made whipped cream and some sour cream.

Ambrosia (and most things that end up at church gatherings and what not) is a status thing, similar to why sweet tea is such a big thing here in the south. It came about because if you had sweet tea you had enough loving sugar to add it to everything.

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What fresh unwashed hell is this?

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To be fair, I miss Pizza Hut flavored Doritos.

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The Time Dissolver posted:

Ambrosia is one of the defining Midwestern culinary idiocies. I always had it with Cool Whip and I think coconut? And mandarin oranges only. It's far from gross but definitely cheap and stupid, and closely connected in my mind with that agonizing boredom of being a child at a non-Christmas family gathering.

It's not so much a Midwestern idiocy as a Southern thing. Depending on the amount of effort put in to it you end up with different results.

Cottage cheese + canned oranges + Miracle Whip + raw shredded coconut = DEAR GOD WHY!?

Small marshmellows + orange/grape/cherry slices + toasted shredded coconut + toasted walnut/pecan + home made whipping cream/yogurt = a pretty darn good desert.

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pandaK posted:

The regular fruits in an average SoCal supermarket are very delicious,

Meanwhile, my kinfolk out in west Texas don't really get non-gassed fruit readily.

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Minarchist posted:

Maybe if someone dared me while I was several drinks into a binge. I'm down with sea bugs (to a point, crawfish weird me out but shrimp don't) but land crawlers just...no. Maybe with a lot of butter or something.

http://30daysofbugs.com/

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