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Here's the Magic Card Generator that makes all kinds of screwy and hilarious designs. Post them here because they're cluttering up the main thread!quote:Creature - Human Wizard (2/2, black)
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Can this also be the armchair designer thread in which we vomit our terrible unprintable designs safely away from the main thread? I feel like that could use its own place, too. Anyway: quote:Creature - Goblin Samurai (2/1, red) edit:Fixed! Starving Autist fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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Mar 22, 2013 00:20
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:Can this also be the armchair designer thread in which we vomit our terrible unprintable designs safely away from the main thread? I feel like that could use its own place, too. Sure, let's do that. Also, your Goblin Samurai doesn't have a converted mana cost listed.
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Mar 22, 2013 00:27
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I think I'm doing this wrong, it spit something almost sane at me. Sorcery (red) destroy target land. It can't be regenerated. Replicate 3 Converted mana cost: 4 edit: never mind. Land Sacrifice ~this~, T: add two mana of any one colour to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on spells and activated abilities. T: add 2 to your mana pool -- When provoked, The mightiest jar can burn a single snail made of dreams – Unattributed Vorpal Cat fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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Mar 22, 2013 00:38
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Mar 22, 2013 00:39
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Creature - Human Cleric (2/1, white and red) At the beginning of each player's upkeep, you may Tap an untapped permanent you control. If you don't, all creatures with toughness X or less, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield get +1/+1 until end of turn All creatures with toughness 3 or less can't block When ~this~ enters the battlefield, target player may return two artifact cards from his or her graveyard to hand Evoke Pay 1 life, Discard a card Converted mana cost: 2 I had to read that first ability about three times. Edit: holy poo poo creature types, Creature - Elf Druid (2/1, green) Discard a card, Tap an untapped permanent you control: two target noncolourless creatures get +4/+4 until end of turn. When those creatures enters the battlefield this turn, flip ~this~. At the beginning of your upkeep, flip ~this~. - - - - - Legendary Creature - Elf Druid (1/5, green) 1GG: put a 2/2 green Snake creature token with first strike onto the battlefield G, Sacrifice a Sliver, sacrifice three Snakes: target player gains 1 life for each Druid you control 2G, sacrifice six Snakes: add 1GG to your mana pool Sacrifice a Snake: untap target Elf Whenever an opponent gains life, destroy target untapped land Discard a card: put a 1/1 blue Faerie creature token with flying onto the battlefield Sacrifice ~this~: put a 1/1 green Snake creature token onto the battlefield 5UUWB: put a 2/2 green and blue Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield Sacrifice seven Birds: Regenerate ~this~ 3, T, sacrifice any number of Birds: that many Druids can't be the target of spells until end of turn --Her lamp walls off a single bed yet influences faster than the anger shall – Pendule, the evil Converted mana cost: 3 Abhorrence fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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Mar 22, 2013 01:07
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It's finally here, the first 1 CMC Planeswalker!! Way better than Tibalt.quote:Hehec Unath
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Mar 22, 2013 01:12
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Instant (blue) Choose one: target red permanent is white until end of turn; or two target Vedalken can't be blocked except by creatures with both power and toughness 4 or less (This effect doesn't end) Converted mana cost: 1 New charm aww yea.
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Mar 22, 2013 01:25
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Sadly I didn't get a chance to save it, but my personal favorite that I've gotten was: Enchantment (green) Champion a Spider Converted mana cost: 3 For whatever reason it reads to me like it does something, but not really!
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Mar 22, 2013 01:34
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Tonde Mo Nai posted:Sadly I didn't get a chance to save it, but my personal favorite that I've gotten was: If you have a Stingerfling Spider and a suspended Greater Gargadon, it lets you reuse the enters-the-battlefield ability.
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Mar 22, 2013 01:38
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I think we need to scale back the power of removal a little, some people still played Ember Shot.quote:Instant - Arcane (red) Perfect
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Mar 22, 2013 01:43
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quote:Creature - Human Cleric (2/1, black) Baller. quote:Sorcery (blue) 
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Mar 22, 2013 01:43
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Abhorrence posted:Creature - Elf Druid (2/1, green) Man, this is exactly what my tribal cube needs to tie everything together. New prison staple? quote:
e: Chamale posted:If you have a Stingerfling Spider and a suspended Greater Gargadon, it lets you reuse the enters-the-battlefield ability. Actually you can't sacrifice enchantments to Gargadon 
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Mar 22, 2013 01:54
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:
Which is too bad because this generator totally has a hard-on for turning things into enchantments. Even enchantments themselves!
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Mar 22, 2013 02:05
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EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SHOW AND TELL! Instant (blue) you may put any number of cards from hand onto the battlefield Converted mana cost: 3
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Mar 22, 2013 02:13
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An actual cool idea!quote:Artifact It's probaly broken with something, but it seems interesting regardless. e: more real cards: quote:Artifact Creature - Myr (1/2, artifact) Niton fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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Mar 22, 2013 02:22
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I almost had a sane planeswalker, I'm shocked.quote:Ritew Sheje e: Just fishing for planeswalkers at this point. R&D's response to Jace the 4th being too powerful again: quote:Thatho Awiyohaphedahe I don't even know anymore. Artefact Planeswalker named 1oshi, with a 1 quote:1oshi Uhith This one for the flavortext quote:Epher Feshesete The red planeswalker everyone really wants: quote:Etig Eten Pope Sili quote:Pope Sili Archenteron fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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quote:Creature - Dwarf Warrior (3/1, red) This one's kind of interesting, though it suffers from lack of Flash to make its effect easy to use.
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Mar 22, 2013 02:45
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I present to you the worlds best flashback cost:quote:Sorcery (red) also Schrodinger's morph creature and the best named plains walker of all time quote:Sorcery - Generated (red) Vorpal Cat fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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Mar 22, 2013 02:49
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I'm really tempted to generate a bunch of these and make a cube.quote:Creature - Rat Rogue (2/2, black)
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Mar 22, 2013 02:57
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quote:Athet Sete Going to make you loving work to destroy that oblivion ring. quote:Sorcery (black)  quote:Sorcery (green) It... gave me Tranquility. 
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Mar 22, 2013 03:12
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Land ~this~ enters the battlefield tapped. T: add 3 to your mana pool Sacrifice ~this~, Sacrifice a creature, T: add 1 to your mana pool. Spend this mana only on spells. What is the point of the sacrifice????????
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Mar 22, 2013 03:14
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edit: I dumb
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Mar 22, 2013 03:23
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quote:Creature - Zombie Goblin Cleric (1/1, black) I think this guy has a lot of internalized self loathing.
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Mar 22, 2013 03:23
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Aug posted:Land I'd like to see Wizards make a good creature with a horrible ability. They already achieved it somewhat with Tavern Swindler, a 2/2 for 1B with an ability that is rarely worth activating.
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Mar 22, 2013 03:30
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Chamale posted:I'd like to see Wizards make a good creature with a horrible ability. They already achieved it somewhat with Tavern Swindler, a 2/2 for 1B with an ability that is rarely worth activating. Some of the Invokers have pretty reasonable bodies to go with the absurdly expensive ability.
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Creature - Rat (3/1, black) T, Tap an untapped Zombie you control: clash with an opponent. If you win, destroy target creature Whenever one or more creatures regenerates, ~this~ can't be blocked except by tapped Birds until end of turn Sacrifice ~this~: target opponent loses 2 life and you gain that much life --His loaf breathes better than the best breakfast will – Treroofoas Lease Sageeye Converted mana cost: 5 The second ability is what makes this card. It's so specific!
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Mar 22, 2013 04:01
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I got a very reasonable, limited-playable card! Instant (red) ~this~ deals 2 damage to target creature Replicate: Sacrifice a Goblin -- When provoked, Humanity grounds a hot and can crush the grandest spark – Nephikitty Converted mana cost: 3 And some very unreasonable cards! Sorcery (black) destroy all creatures Converted mana cost: 1 Sorcery (green) target player puts a 4/4 green Elf creature token with fear onto the battlefield Converted mana cost: 1 Enchantment - Aura (red and blue) Enchant land When ~this~ enters the battlefield, ~this~ deals 7 damage to target creature When ~this~ enters the battlefield, you may Discard a card. If you do, the discarded card's converted mana cost creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn Sacrifice a untapped land: tap up to two target legendary creatures 2R: target library gains ''Whenever a creature is dealt damage, destroy target artifact'' (This effect doesn't end). When that permanent becomes tapped this turn, flip ~this~. Whenever enchanted land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, counter target spell - - - - - Legendary Enchantment - Aura (red and blue) U: draw a card, then discard three cards Whenever one or more permanents becomes the target of a sorcery spell, you may pay 2. If you don't, copy target instant spell and you may choose new targets for the copy Whenever you draw a card, copy target activated ability and you may choose new targets for the copy Converted mana cost: 2
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This one is my favorite so far: Land ~this~ enters the battlefield tapped. Sacrifice a green permanent, T, sacrifice ~this~: each player may search his or her library for up to two basic land cards and put them into hand. Each player who searched his or her library this way shuffles it. G, T: distribute the sacrificed permanent's mana cost +1/+1 counters on target creature with both power and toughness 4 or less At the beginning of your upkeep, target player may Tap an untapped land he or she controls. If that player does, tap two target permanents you control and those permanents gain ''3: clash with an opponent. If you win, any number of target Golems gain protection from white until end of turn and put a -1/-1 counter on target creature with toughness 7 or less'' until end of turn When ~this~ enters the battlefield, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn and that creature gains protection from creatures with both power and toughness 5 or less until end of turn Discard a land card, Sacrifice ~this~: target creature with toughness 1 or less gets +1/+1 until end of turn It does so much yet does so little!
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"" posted:Land ... edit: "" posted:Enchantment (green) ...... Terrible Horse fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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Mar 22, 2013 04:18
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quote:Instant (red) Finally the Flagstones of Trokair hoser we've been waiting for.
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Mar 22, 2013 04:25
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quote:Creature - Bird Soldier (1/2, white) Awesome
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Mar 22, 2013 04:34
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quote:Land The best swamp, so versatile. quote:Creature - Merfolk Wizard (1/2, blue) ... quote:Enchantment (blue) Dominus Caedis fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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Mar 22, 2013 04:38
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quote:Enchantment (blue) Finally the opponent-hasn't-lost hoser we've been waiting for!
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Sorcery (black) target player may return a card from his or her graveyard to the battlefield Converted mana cost: 1 Man, this is way to broken. No way they would ever print a card like this :v.
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If you actually want to include half-serious custom card designs in this thread, you should add the following to the OP: Aintrazi's Custom Cube There's also a pretty sweet set of three Starcraft-themed decks of custom cards floating around, but I can't find it. Senate Courier 2U Creature - Human Wizard When Senate Courier enters the battlefield, draw a card. 2/2 Hedra, Revenant Gladiator 1WW Legendary Creature - Zombie Cleric Vigilance T: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player. 3/3 Curse of Dunkrieg 1R Enchantment - Aura Curse Enchant Creature Enchanted creature is 0/1, has Flying, and is a Dragon in addition to its other types. Echo of Shiv R Enchantment Sacrifice Echo of Shiv: Add RR to your mana pool. Death Pits of Crap fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Mar 22, 2013 |
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Mar 22, 2013 05:08
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I think I win: Instant (white) tap target land Converted mana cost: 7
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Mar 22, 2013 05:14
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Bolt of Immersturm 1R Bolt of Immersturm deals 3 damage to target creature or player. Replicate - Tap a creature you control.
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quote:Sorcery (red) You'd be an idiot not to run 4 of in every red deck.
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quote:Isage Gere They could totally print this. I'm not sure if it would be worse than Tibalt or not. quote:Artifact Creature - Golem (2/1, artifact) This seems...reasonable, actually. Almost playable, if you built around it. quote:Legendary Creature - Human Shaman (2/1, green) This could see real play, too. quote:Artifact Creature - Myr (1/1, artifact) MYR TRIBAL EDIT: quote:Creature - Zombie Minion (3/1, black) The Primal Surge enabler we've been waiting for!
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