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I work for a major home improvement company as a loader/lifter. My trapezius muscles have gotten noticeably swole, it's great. Does toast, butter, and then more toast count as a sandwich?
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Trauma Tank posted:Can't polygamist wives have multiple husbands? Or is that one of those one-way-street deals? One way street. Now, if you legalized polygamist gay marriage.... 
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GruntyThrst posted:The only good Donkey Kong game is Donkey Kong. Only the Pauline version.
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I prefer Reese's fun size peanut butter cups to the full size version. Does anyone agree with me?
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Apr 13, 2013 20:01
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Soon we will have enough Latin derails to have a PYF Latin derail thread.
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May 22, 2013 20:57
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Francostein posted:It's funny to read all the dumb, horrible retarded poo poo on reddit like that one forum where they advise other nerds to treat girls like zelda bosses in order to do naughty/immoral things with them, but goons seem to feel the need to one up each other with their outrage against the loving place. So stop :psygonk:'ing or whatever and just grab a bag of popcorn as you enjoy the poo poo show. Yeah this. My favorite slap fight is an Internet slap fight.
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Coffee And Pie posted:I don't care. I don't.
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Jun 4, 2013 04:33
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Pants: Good idea or bad idea?
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Jun 8, 2013 02:21
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cheerfullydrab posted:Doesn't anyone think that catfish tastes like mud? Crabs aren't fish, you sea-racist.
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Jun 12, 2013 12:22
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Francostein posted:I use it for posting about 80% of the time since I'm always trying to kill a few seconds at a time in between poo poo at work. This is also why my posts rarely exceed two runon sentences or about 50 words. Don't you mean in between shits?
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Jun 18, 2013 15:20
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So it all comes down to the alpha and the omega shits.
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Jun 20, 2013 14:53
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NienNunb posted:My least favorite bodily ailment is this nasty suburn on my shoulders. I go to the beach for the first time since Hurricane Sandy happened, and I put on the wrong kind of sunscreen. I know the aloe vera is working, but it still sucks. Aloe Vera doesn't do poo poo.
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Jun 24, 2013 17:37
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Kind of a poo poo wizard, though. Never one hint of thaumaturgical power.
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Jun 27, 2013 02:11
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omnibobb posted:Yes. I was showing him what an unpatriotic traitor I am. But you are right. Does the government know you post here?
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omnibobb posted:Oh yeah, I totally conceded that point. You have 'secret' level clearance, right? Isn't that basically 'we want to be able to jail anybody that prints this, but any government with a halfway decent intelligence department will know it already?'
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Jun 29, 2013 04:26
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Penguingo posted:I'm from Jersey and I'm popular for the high butterfat content of my milk and the lower maintenance costs attending my lower bodyweight, as well as my genial disposition. So I don't think I'm an rear end in a top hat. You make some good chocolate milk, I know that much.
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Jul 1, 2013 00:00
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Trauma Tank posted:I'm not sure that's gonna be that much cheaper, and at least the fish have the benefit of being a really cool living lava-lamp, while the TV just kinda sits there when you're not using it. Dogs are amused by even simpler things. 
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Jul 9, 2013 13:31
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This isn't my favorite useless thread now that it's been taken over by chili-lovers.
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Jul 12, 2013 13:53
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Trauma Tank posted:I think you've just proven that VanSandman isn't a person. Nooooo my cover is broken.
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Jul 12, 2013 19:14
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RG3 posted:I posted this in TFF, but I will share with you guys. Why is your dog pink? Cute dog though, would give belly rubs and call him silly names in baby talk.
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Jul 17, 2013 13:29
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I loving love those Fiber One fart bars. Oh god Why can't I stop laughing
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Jul 18, 2013 05:26
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Tiggum posted:This is also one of the great things about eating tiny octopuses. Octopodes. Also I like teriyaki wings. Who's with me?
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Jul 19, 2013 11:39
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I post too much about pew pew spacemans in the book barn. 
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Jul 20, 2013 11:27
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My favorite thing is how PYF has gotten a hell of a lot funnier these last few months.
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Jul 20, 2013 12:18
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I miss my e-ink nook. And Noni? You're a god-blessed patriot for what you did. I'm going to go find a bald eagle and salute it now, I'm so inspired.
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Jul 21, 2013 13:06
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Crow Jane posted:The only time I was ever flashed by a stranger was at a club in DC. So people you know flash you pretty regularly I take it?
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Jul 22, 2013 00:45
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I've never been on jury duty, but I assume if I just scream "more blood for the blood god" they'll just let me go home. Nah, you have to add "Skulls for the skull throne!" or they keep you for not being crazy enough. Edit: Dollars to donlans EPW's posting with a new account.
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Jul 22, 2013 13:38
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Tiggum posted:Kangaroos tend to be pretty big, even if you're used to them you still notice them. In Melbourne I never see any, but my parents live in Bendigo (about 100,000 people and 80kmē) and there have been kangaroos hanging around near their house a few times recently. You don't see them all the time, but they do wander about in town a bit. I'd say that outside of the major cities they're uncommon enough that you'd point them out to a child but not take any particular notice of them yourself, unless you live out in the country where you'd see them all the time. It's kinda stringy though. How do you cook it?
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Jul 23, 2013 06:48
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Tiggum posted:Stringy? I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I haven't had any problems cooking kangaroo. I generally get the Macro Meats mince, which I cook in a big frying pan with some onion, garlic, herbs, etc. and then mix with canned tomatoes to make a pasta sauce. The steaks and fillets are also good, you can just slice or dice those and use them in whatever you'd normally put beef in. And the burgers are great, just cook them like any other burger. I'm not keen on the sausages though. Tough, chewy. Kinda gamey tasting. Would it work in a crock pot?
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Jul 23, 2013 13:58
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prefect posted:Stew and chili are fantastic. (And both invented by poor folks, so suck on that richos.) Other food invented/originally consumed by poor people: Ribs. Lobster.
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Jul 23, 2013 19:32
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syscall girl posted:They used to have laws that said lobster couldn't be served in institutions (schools and prisons I guess) more than twice a week because it was considered inhumane. And then they paired it with butter and went on a rampage.
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Jul 24, 2013 10:41
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I can't tell if we're being funny or not but I like Florence + the Machine and Lana Del Rey, as well as pop/classical instrumental fusion bands like Bond. I probably have boring music interests mainly because I don't even know the name of some of the weird stuff I've liked.
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Jul 25, 2013 13:23
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:The only TV show my dad watches is South Park. Last year for Christmas, I got him a Kidrobot South Park blind box that had Chef in it, and he told me that it was his favorite present out of all of them. My dad is, for the record, pushing 70 and a college professor. A professor? East or West coast? Wait, my mistake, it must be somewhere in the middle.
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Jul 28, 2013 03:03
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syscall girl posted:My Nana bought me a ICHC book with pictures of cats, years ago because she knew I had a cat. I guess they sell them at airports or something. Have you tried the 'Guess Who's Coming to Dinner' routine?
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Jul 28, 2013 10:26
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A Pinball Wizard posted:My dad watches nothing but House Hunters. Endless reruns of House Hunters. When I visit he'll chat about "Did you see the new Suits? Did you see Colbert last night?" but the TV is always on HGTV, and HGTV is always showing House Hunters. It's bizarre. That's my mom. Compare contrast goon moms/dads ITT. Would they be a good poster here? My mom certainly has that vicious self-righteous streak over pets to become a PI superstar.
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Jul 28, 2013 20:52
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You Are A Elf posted:You know you're officially a boring adult when you get giddy as a kid on Christmas morning at the prospect of owning mundane things like a new laundry basket. Sterilite for life, sons. Whatup, good laundry basket haver. My friends have these flimsy plastic ones that break if you look at them funny and soon become useless.
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Jul 29, 2013 05:50
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Write angry letters to the editor of your local paper accusing all bronies of being pedophiles because its probably true.
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Jul 30, 2013 13:10
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Clean your goddamn table you gross motherfucker.
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Jul 31, 2013 14:28
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Hey Synthy! Why do you have a snack shack on forums.somethingawful.com?
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Call Now posted:I like apples, but I'm allergic to them Shtalin.
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Where does it put me?