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Dinosaur is not a creature type in Magic: The Gathering. That this is a Lizard and not a Dinosaur really pisses off this one dude. quote:
Good god finding Magic grog is hard because most of it is so banal compared to caring so much about dinosaurs not being clearly labeled dinosaurs. I don't get to post much in here anymore as a result.
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Guilty Spork posted:Wow but that "The Dongion" site is awful. It's basically the RPG world's answer to Fox News' failed attempts at making a conservative version of The Daily Show. I feel like comparing. Let's take an Onion headline and first paragraph: quote:Dollar Tree CEO Officially Unveils Long-Rumored Foil Baking Pan Ah, it's a parody of those big expos like video games and Apple have! I found it silly. What about the Dongion? quote:WOTC Announces Confirmation Bias Con For Summer 2014 ...Uh. Let's compare images here. Part of the joy of The Onion is that they have amazing pictures to punctuate the headlines, like so:  What about the Dungion? Notice how there's nothing there. That's as much as the Dungion put. Onion! quote:Area Man Can Remember Exactly Where He Was, What He Was Doing When He Assassinated John F. Kennedy I hope you see the joke here because if I have to explain it... Dungion? quote:White People Complaining About Dark Elves Still Not Dead In Fire This is just byzantine. I feel like there's some prerequisite reading in order to understand exactly what the writer is crying about here. Something involving Drow? And this guy doesn't like them? And even if I did I can still tell it wouldn't be funny at all.
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Finding good Magic grog is so hard. I could post poo poo like this:quote:Legacy and Vintage are degenerate unfun places full of land-destruction, combos, and free counters. But how is anyone with only a casual awareness in the game going to comprehend all that is incorrect here? This is the best I can do after so many dives, because I can do that sarcastic restating thing. quote:EDH (the real one, four person FFA): need to gather people, games can last hours, politics (especially when illogical) may ruin the game "My extremely narrow definition of an informal casual format causes the casual format to have problems."
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quote:Women sexualize themselves in real life way more often than they do in card games.  I'm not sure how they do it. I'm guessing irl women wear even smaller bronze boob cups?
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SymmetryrtemmyS posted:Are these people serious? Her armor has nipples. She's not wearing pants. Still better than half of elfgame art because at least her chest is covered and her spine isn't impossibly twisted. Magic grog! quote:Getting rid of mana burn was one of the most idiotic changes to the game, though it's also one of the fairly few really idiotic changes to the game. The real purpose of mana burn--drat that silly "memory" garbage from Garfield--is to punish the player for making boneheaded mistakes or for simple excess. [...] It is far more likely the removal was done solely because whoever responsible probably kept losing to it. "The only reason this rule was removed was because someone high up was butthurt." quote:All rules in this game exist to force people to remember them. The day you forget that is the day you stop playing Magic. The day you hate that is the day you should stop playing Magic. There is a reason why we have a very large comprehensive document of rules, and that reason is not "complexity". "Magic has a lot of rules, so Magic should have even more rules. Don't like it? Quit.  "
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