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Apple Mummy
Oct 11, 2012

If you think 4E isn't complex I don't know what to say. Playing similar games for years is harmful to your sense of perspective. My ideal version would steal a lot from Gamma World 7E, with an eye towards being as simple to pick up as possible without being bland.

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D&D and Pathfinder is like the National League and the American League.

it’s more or less the same game, but there are different rules to each that make them unique AND clearly Pathfinder is better.

How’s that for fighting words interwebs?

#D&D #Pathfinder #flamewar #its a joke calm down

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I have just discovered that the non-core rules for D&D 4e are so poorly thought out, you can actually make a Vampire Vampire Vampire.
I’m crying.

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“What do I have to roll to rape the dead corpse of the Goblin I just killed.”
— Me playing Dungeons and Dragons for the first time.

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Apple Mummy
Oct 11, 2012

M posted:

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Thus, especially in the context of centuries of institutionalized abuse of Afrcian peoples by European ones, it seems particularly problematic that the people of central Africa (and therefore Black People in general) are depicted as either Pirates, Talking Apes, or Gnolls.

This is incredibly racist.
Why do you insist on interpreting it that way? THAT is racist. Talking gorilla civilization in African jungle area is a great setting idea. Jumping to the conclusion that talking gorilla = black person is trying way too hard to find racism in everything. Its a symptom of PC society.

Z posted:

People are apes. We are all apes, regardless of ethnicity. Historical slurs notwithstanding, it is pointless to take offense at being labeled accurately.

Z posted:

Anyone can choose to be offended by anything.

There have to be well-reasoned limits on what is acceptable language (or thought), and what is not. Otherwise, we end up with language being cut down into Orwellian Newspeak, and we are no longer able to describe complex thoughts for fear of offending someone's sensibilities.

James Sutter posted:

For the record, as a representative of Paizo, I think it's perfectly reasonable and even *considerate* to tell us, "This piece of marketing material gives a poor impression of Paizo's take on race and ethnicity." The point of marketing is to show us in our BEST light, so if this is making people think poorly of us, that's a problem.

If folks want to discuss Garund and portrayals of the various ethnicities, that's also an important conversation, but a different one. I hope that folks who dig into the setting will see that we're trying hard to avoid the racism (and sexism, and homophobia, etc.) inherent in many games.

Apple Mummy
Oct 11, 2012

Open Letter To Shannon Appelcline and Christopher Allen At Skotos

Although you own RPGnet, you may not be aware many of the people you've chosen to moderate your forum there recently spent a 500-post thread arguing that Monte Cook, Shanna Germain and Kieran Yanner's game Numenera promotes sexism because it has a succubus in it. Well, a space succubus.

(And kicking out people for disagreeing with them. It's kind of a normal day on RPGnet like that.)

Meanwhile, RPGnet lets ads like this run on the front page:




If RPGnet is serious about fighting sexism in gaming you maybe might want to do something about that.

And if RPGnet is serious about attracting a better quality of advertiser you maybe might want to do something about your moderators.

Sincerely,

The D&D With Porn Stars crew


P.S.


Chris A. Field posted:

You know, the three indy game authors who's work I follow the most: yourself, James Desborough, and RPGPundit, have all gotten kicked off that site. It's like the site is going out of its way to exile anybody doing interesting work or, in your case, making this hobby hip and sexy for possibly the first time.

Wear your ban as a badge of honor, man.

Will Mckinee posted:

Free The RPG Three!

Nick posted:

For context: http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?698051-Infraction-for-Zak-S-17)-Permanent-Ban

Zak S. posted:

The context is... a guy with a mad on for me is a mod and lied a lot

Ed Healy posted:

Those ads are finding their way onto RPGnet via AdSense (Hi, Google!).

Shannon from RPGnet wrote me when he noticed them, asking for my help getting rid of them, and we tracked down at least some of the sources.

I know Shannon has been working for at least the last 8 hours to get them off his site.

Zak S. posted:

Did the mods arrive via adsense too?

Apple Mummy
Oct 11, 2012

I used to play Hordes, and I could never understand the players that felt so strongly about their chosen faction that they had to defend their moral rightness. One of my best friend would sincerely stand-up for Cryx, a blatantly evil faction of necromancers ruled by a draconic personification of corruption.

From what I remember of the setting's history, the entire continent was once taken over and enslaved by invaders from across the ocean. After a long and costly revolution the native people's combined effort defeated the invaders, and a treaty was made to redraw the old kingdoms' borders. Khador holds a grudge because of lands that were once theirs that they lost due to the treaty, regardless of any territories they gained because of it.
:goonsay:

Privateer Press Forums posted:

I see the Swan Lie Machine is going full tilt in this thread.
Cygnar apologists are so easy to spot.

Cygnar almost the most evil group of people in Immoren.

Religious Genocide? Check
Double Cross the country that took the burnt of the damage from the Orgoth war? Check
Leave the Trolls flapping in the wind, causing them to basically declare war? Check
Over train every person with so much as a spark of magical ability resulting in the Iosians going Jihad Check
Showing the Skorne where more fertile lands are? Check
Hunting down and murdering innocents and possibly children? Check
Direct cause of the Religious Fanaticism of the Protectorate of Menoth? Check

Hell Denegra is what she is b/c Cygnar couldn't even protect it's own people! Had Cygnar patrols been doing their jobs instead of boozing it up and playing grab *** with serving girls yet ANOTHER family would be happy and safe.

Perhaps...just Maybe, if Cygnar hadn't first robbed the People of Khador of their lands, robbed them of their pride, and treated them as second class citizens after the Orgoth War none of the current conflicts would even be occurring between Cygnar and Khador.

Cygnarian people like Styker invade cites, Good Khadorian leaders like Harkavich stand in the face of tyranny and say "You shall not pass me."

Don't even get me into which army protects their soldiers instead of their "equipment".

Khadors goal? Retake what is theirs and live happy war free lives.

Cygnar's goal? Meddle in everyones business while claiming they are in the "right".

Khadors motivation? HA! We should be wondering what the motivation of the country that has descended this good land into war is, what is CYGNARS motivation??!?!

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"Victory is the Fire our Veins, The Motherland the Anvil beneath us, War the Hammer that Shapes us"

Apple Mummy fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Aug 21, 2013

Apple Mummy
Oct 11, 2012

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[A post about how Zone of Truth and the Insight skill are complementary.]

Or instead of fussing with Insight, you could just use torture. Jab the prisoner with hot pokers until they quit resisting the spell and give verifiable answers (presuming you're still allowed to voluntarily fail saving throws). Thanks to magic, you'll know when they're making up information they think you want to hear, and they'll ultimately be more cooperative when they realize the genuine truth makes the hurting stop, so it makes torture heaps more useful than it is in the real world. No annoying skill checks necessary.

Apple Mummy
Oct 11, 2012

Which is why accurately drawn boob armor creates the 'bikini' effect: the plates cannot be made any larger while still retaining their structural integrity. A breastplate that covers much more than a woman's areolas would literally disintegrate in real life.

It's not sexism - it's realism.

Apple Mummy
Oct 11, 2012

The whole LfQW debate appears all over the D&D Internet space with views naturally varying by board prejudices.

If we look at D&D across the spectrum of editions even in 1st edition there came a point where the wizard was probably flat out the most powerful character. Over time, however, many of the checks and balances on wizard power have eroded so that wizards (and indeed other spell castes such as Druids) become more powerful more quickly. Then came 4E which fixed LFQF, no question. The thing is, however, if LFQW was always part of the game, and the game was immensely popular for the duration of that run, was LFQR such a problem? I would argue that for many it wasn't so 4E fixed something that didnt need fixing.

Apple Mummy
Oct 11, 2012

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I hate the excuse 'but lovely cliches havenwomen fighters!' First of allx Valaria ( Conan) was not that strong, she was easily overpowered by fit men. She was a skilled and experienced fighter, that's all. Secondly, buff women aren't going to look like Red Sonja, they're going to be built like men.if you want to play Ursa the She-Bear I'll let you have a 14 Str, good luck finding a boyfriend though. I also hate chainmaille bikinis and breast-conforming plate armor. Oh, and how does Tits McStackin use a bow with those flotation devices? Women not only get a STR penalty, they get a SIZ penalty; and if we're playing on Earth different ethnic groups will also have SIZ modifiers. Asians are not as big as Norsemen, generally speaking, and that's a disadvantage in combat. Deal with it. Dont loving fight all the time and it won't be a big deal, I hate modern roleplayers wih their lovely movie and video game expectations. Equality is for slaves.

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I'd rather get #cancer than get #married. You're not allowed to kill women with #radiation.

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#RPG.net is full of #feminist hags and fags, #socialists and hypersensitive #PC retards. http://www.avoiceformen.com/allbulletins/site-mail-onine-gamers-avoid-rpg-net-better-yet-undermine-it/

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I pretty much avoid forums because, despite my desire to discuss things (especially rpgs and fantasy fiction) the conformist liberal toolbags on there constantly accuse me of 'trolling', and though I do occasionally engage people who irritate me just to piss them off I never do it facetiously - I quite seriously loathe egalitarianism political and ideological, I really do think most people are boring and I really don't like movies or music (as a rule). Part of this is the 'Poe Effect', and generally only the dominant cult (Humanism in this case) is allowed to be vehement, whe. someone expresses strong ideological or personal values contrary to the official religion they are presumed to be unserious out of hand. However, I don't think this is so much a mistake as a passive-agressive defense mechanism so they don't have to justify their poorly reasoned beliefs. And most persons have very poorly reasoned beliefs, even if they are correct.

Being contrarian and pretty much the opposite of Liberals and Conservatives both (variations on a theme, voting bullshit is still bullshit), and because artsy types and hack writers tend to be part of the stupid-left (I loathe Communism, but at least they aren't liberals) it's pretty much impossible to discuss these topics without drawing knee jerk dismissmal of a laughably anti-intellectual sort. Liberals are the new reactionaries and heresy hunters, and I have to say they do a better job than the Inquisition ever did.

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Apple Mummy
Oct 11, 2012

Valued Readers,

Since it was founded in 1689, The Dongion has done its best to bring you only the finest in gossip about things that aren't important.

Recently it has come to The Dongion's attention that the people The Dongion satirizes do not like The Dongion. This shocking and unfortunate news comes at a time where the people The Dongion does not like are behaving more poorly than they ever have before.

In the interest of the greater good, of restoring sanity to the RPG industry, of not giving these many losers more reasons to cry "victim" than they had before, and encouraging these folk to think about people who aren't themselves once in a while, The Dongion will be closing its doors and shutting off its presses.

Know though that should the douchebaggishness repeat or return, The Dongion may be forced to rise again, like an ink phoenix from the ashes.

Excelsior,

-E. Gary Zweibel

Editor and Proprietor,
The Dongion

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A shame.

Edit: Especially since The Dongion's closing is likely to have the opposite effect. The Dongion highlighted idiocy that deserved to be called out, and satirized it effectively and mercilessly. Without that kind of spotlight, idiocy becomes emboldened enough confuse itself with truth.

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I agree... These social justice warriors are going to take this as a victory and keep pushing for it. They are going to be encourage to be even more dumb.

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