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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
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Halloween Jack posted:

I don't mean to be a pedant but I think the term that encapsulates what you're talking about is "romantic racism." I'm going to go ahead and call out White Wolf as the undisputed masters of it; as evidence I submit WoD Gypsies, Tradition Book: Akashic Brotherhood, Kindred of the East, Hengeyokai...

It's like they dump a bunch of stern warnings on you about how you shouldn't make assumptions or believe stereotypes about other cultures, then they immediately indulge in the most fanboyish assumptions and stereotypes they can get away with. Have you ever seen Steven Seagal's Marked for Death? He devotes a couple scenes to showing that Jamaica and its culture have been overlooked, stereotyped, and exploited by richer nations, and for the rest of the movie he's waging war on patois-speaking, dreadlocked Jamaicans who deal drugs and practice voodoo.

Holy Jesus gently caress, nobody's done WoD: Gypsies! I'm calling it; hello next review.

Well, actually..

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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

ProfessorProf posted:



Giant Allege Part 7: Clients Dig Giant Robots

I just wanted to thank you for posting this writeup! I've really enjoyed it - might try to run the game, if I can sort out the logistics. Thank you again!

("If I cut their body deeply enough, they'll explode. That's what it means to be number one in power." Fantastic.)

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Bitchtits McGee posted:


Part 3: More Tales than Tales

...

Heavenly Exhibition: CHA mod+1 times per day, you can spend a full round masturbating and cum "a spectacular fountain of golden or rainbow colored plasma" which burns outsiders, undead and hostile fey with holy damage.

Six seconds, guaranteed. Nice!

InfiniteJesters posted:

I think the subtly-placed My Little Pony reference is what broke my will to live with that one. :smithicide:

:nws:That feat's not a MLP reference, actually.:nws: BDSM is weird.

e: oh, you mean the reference McGee added. Missed that on my first read.

Mors Rattus posted:

Ars Magica 5th Edition: The Core
...
Hooks and Boons

This is a really, really cool system. It feels very modern, too.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

I really like the idea of this game, but lord, the art for the female characters. These two are the worst, but none of them are good.

(On the plus side: the female Priest's hat is fantastic.)

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
Second names remind me of epithets - "Jack the Ripper", "Alexander the Great", "Basil Bulgar-Slayer", etc.

Just, somewhat more verbose than is usual in English.

Nifty stuff! Seems like a good hook for a character, honestly.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
Hey, "vanished" doesn't mean "dead"! I choose to believe that the siren goes to a better place when she vanishes; a happy farm filled with lots of pools and other good-aligned creatures. :3:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Cardiovorax posted:

All that Rift stuff is really bad. Not even funny bad, just boring bad.

The Rifts Space(C)! stuff was fun, but yeah, I'm not really feeling Wormwood so far. Maybe we'll get some more dubiously-statted enemies & GMPCs soon? ~vesper-sama~

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
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Glazius posted:

Abstinence from meat on Fridays is of course a long-standing part of canon, having been instituted back in the mists of history in 1966

Er.

quote:

The Friday Fast is an Eastern Orthodox,[1] Roman Catholic, and Anglican practice of abstaining from meat on Fridays. According to Pope Peter of Alexandria, the Friday fast is done in commemoration of the crucifixion of Jesus Christ on Good Friday.[1]

quote:

Pope Peter of Alexandria was Pope of Alexandria (300–311)...

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Given those laser fingers do a minimum of 1d6 x 10 S.D.C., I'd think that'd be a very short game to play with any pet. Terrific for cat-haters, tho.

All of my cats are native to Wormwood. They're invulnerable to laser-fingers, plus I saved money on vet bills - instead of having to get them de-wormed, all their worms just curled up & died on their own when I imported them!

Alien Rope Burn posted:

WR-5050 Super Cargo Hauler APC


Maybe it's a stretch to think of Judge Dredd's road liners...?

This is a BIGG TRUKK for BIG TRUKKIN. Also it has a laser. The cost to refuel it will be a mystery forever. Perfect for your "wilderness cross-country German trucking" campaign. "We have to get this sausages to Offenbach before they spoil!" "But I heard gargoyles love bratwurst!" "Ach, ohhhhh nooooo!"

The best RIFTS campaign?

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Alien Rope Burn posted:

Having iterative attacks feels like a warning sign. There are very good reasons D&D 3.5 derivatives like D&D 4e or Fantasy Craft threw them out. The math on them has always ben horrible and not well thought-out, forcing fighter-types to boost their attack bonus in whatever degenerate means they can to make those extra attacks actually worthwhile at higher levels.

In Legend's defense, the change to make all secondary iterative attacks equal means that there's a plausible middle ground. If Poor BAB characters can hit anything with their primaries, then Good BAB characters should be able to do the same with their secondary/iterative attacks, since they're all the same value now. Of course, there are other to-hit bonuses besides the BAB which will muddle things... but it could work.


Why.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Halloween Jack posted:

Nope!

I reviewed Carcosa because it's a physically published book with high production values, and managed to get a lot of attention and not a few people singing its praises. Cthulhutech is a full game line with a lot of notable features besides the disturbing current of sexual violence running through it. James Desborough is at least notable for kicking up a tempest-in-a-teapot by being associated with and later dismissed by Mongoose.

The fact that everyone can now put their personal masturbation fantasies up on an online retailer's site with a PoD option does not make them notable published works. If we're going to review all this crap we might as well start reviewing every WoD fan supplement from BJ Zanzibar's site. With rape.

I'm sorry, I've just had my fill of Anime Death Tentacle Babyraper and could do without any more of that kind of thing in F&F unless it becomes a phenomenon in its own right.

I'm just going to add to this that this will be, I think, roughly the dozenth Fatal & Friends Fields review. If it's not quite, it's close.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Cyphoderus posted:

Remember that Calvin & Harold strip where he creates a clone and tells him to do homework while he goes outside to play?

Today I learned that in Brazil, "Calvin and Hobbes" was localized to "Calvin e Haroldo".

Huh.

Bitchtits McGee posted:

Kingdom Destruction

Yeah, this is a Big One. Your Kingdom and anything in it is destroyed if any of these conditions are met:
  • The entire Court is either Dead or Unconscious (in which case they'll probably be Dead in a minute).

Does this mean that someone has to be at watch at all hours of night, or else the kingdom will be destroyed when everyone goes to bed?

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Halloween Jack posted:

References aside, ghuls are not a subhuman species in The Everlasting. They’re humans who received immortality by drinking an alchemical elixir called Anecro. Most of them were ignorant of the raw deal they were getting, no pun intended.

...

The pattern of ghuls duping more mortals into drinking Anecro continues to the modern day, so ghul society is still based on fraud and victimization.

...

Faitours are ghouls who received exactly the right dose of Anecro. Their Metastasis is completely internal, so they appear completely human. Faitours excel at tricking humans into becoming ghuls, not telling them that most ghuls aren’t as lucky as the faitours.

...

Ghulish culture, such as it is, consists of colonies of a few dozen ghuls, divided into packs with a few members each. Packs are lead by the toughest ghuls, and they basically put up gang signs to mark out their territory--every ghul wants a den with emergency exits, proximity to graves, sewer access, and secret caches for storing food. The most significant cultural touchstone for ghuls is the Grimoire of Abraxas, a combination Ghul Bible and Being A Ghul for Dummies. It contains origin stories, wisdom supposedly passed down from Azazel, the basics of ghulish alchemy, and a guide to the Underworld. It also contains five ghul laws: do not create more than one ghul per year or have more than three “children” living at the same time, do not directly harm the living, do not live on the surface, protect your own kind, and only the strongest ghuls may lead. Only the last one matters.

So, uh.

Is there actually any reason for ghuls to trick other people into becoming new ghuls, besides senseless sadism?

I mean, they degenerate over time, so it's not like vampires, where the older ones are stronger. All that creating new ghuls does is create more, fresher competition for meat & leadership.

Did the developers think this out at all?

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PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

Nonpowered adventurers have a 3% chance of having come from another time, dimension, or whatever at the Gamemaster's whim. If this is the case, the Gamemaster determines what, if any characteristics the player will have based on being from wherever or whenever he originated.

:allears:

(Also, I love that you are not allowed to be Batman until you've died at least once.)

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