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Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you
Guess who just got his wages garnished for child support?

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Trot_to_Trotsky
Dec 9, 2000
Must... Destroy... Capitalism...
Grimey Drawer


The amount of indignity that people have over something that doesn't exist is pretty great.

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK

Trot_to_Trotsky posted:



The amount of indignity that people have over something that doesn't exist is pretty great.

Holy poo poo, can you imagine the hilarity that would ensue if Obama could pass a law requiring capital punishment to henceforth be called post-partum abortion? Barry, make this happen.

bunnybean
Mar 31, 2010

Gropiemon posted:

Jeff is dumb, Donald is an enormous :smug: rear end in a top hat and Koko should find new friends.
Seconded. You can't educate people by talking down to them; it immediately puts them on the defense. I was actually surprised at how long it took Jeffrey before he started being insulting back. That said, Koko kicked rear end. You go Glen Koko!






(In the last one, obviously Victoria is NOT the idiot; Jonathan is)

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Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
So I friended some people I met at my college's Video Game Club, which may have not been the brightest idea, but for the most part they are all really cool guys. I am thinking about unfriending one particular person, due to some interesting additions to my "People You May Know" section:

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
I wonder how JC Penny feels about being next to Jc Molestia Brony in the phone book.

Shootthetanks
Oct 1, 2010
I defriended this guy ages ago for his horrible "I'm a nice guy why won't those dumb sluts gently caress me" posts, but my friend sent me these the other day:





:stonk:

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer


Complete with Hitler mustache. I think my favorite part is how the 2nd guy blames the jews.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Flaggy posted:



Complete with Hitler mustache. I think my favorite part is how the 2nd guy blames the jews.

That's no Hitlerstache. Obama is getting high on markers.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Hood Ornament posted:

Guess who just got his wages garnished for child support?



I don't know what offends me more, the horrible MRA poo poo, or the terrible math skills.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
An anonymous confessions page for my school just opened up and the only thing funnier than the trolls are the serious submissions from bitter losers:

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick

Shootthetanks posted:

I defriended this guy ages ago for his horrible "I'm a nice guy why won't those dumb sluts gently caress me" posts, but my friend sent me these the other day:





:stonk:

Jesus Christ, why would you post about this on facebook? I mean...I'm glad he did so I could read it because seriously WTF.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

Shootthetanks posted:

I defriended this guy ages ago for his horrible "I'm a nice guy why won't those dumb sluts gently caress me" posts, but my friend sent me these the other day:





:stonk:

Two rape accusations in three months? I think that might be indicative of something.

That something being you're a rapist.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Shootthetanks posted:

I defriended this guy ages ago for his horrible "I'm a nice guy why won't those dumb sluts gently caress me" posts, but my friend sent me these the other day:





:stonk:

Oh my god I think I know this guy, used to work with him. He blocked me a while ago so I can't check (I called him out on something dumb, he said he would fantasise about murdering me, then blocked me...) but - Norwich? Lifelong career of horrible coloured stringy hair, bad piercings and armwarmers? I know he had a girlfriend who called herself Fred... there can't be too many of these dickbags.



e: logged out of facebook, searched him up, yep.

He always was a complete and utter poo poo. But rape? :(

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Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k


She's not wrong, but I just get the feeling that maybe this news doesn't merit this reaction.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

OmniDesol posted:



She's not wrong, but I just get the feeling that maybe this news doesn't merit this reaction.

Come on, I don't think that qualifies. It's a little hokey but totally harmless and kind of cute.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

eating only apples posted:


He always was a complete and utter poo poo. But rape? :(

Only a Nice Guy will have sex with a completely poo poo-faced girl who has never slept with them before and think it was legitimate! At least Assholes realize they're shitbags taking advantage of vulnerable people for their own selfish purposes.

For some content: I have a friend who works at a local car dealership. Over the last 2 days, she's shared her employer's page's photos of customers who bought a car 23 times. I looked at the photo album they came from, and there are over 30 since November. Faces and names posted publicly with the brand new car they now own. Is this a thing that dealerships normally do? I wouldn't really want that info put on a public page.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
This is one of the worst ecard things I've seen from a girl who posts these constantly.

I too like my cuddle buddies felixable.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It means she wants to smother him with cats. Felixable.

Shootthetanks
Oct 1, 2010

eating only apples posted:

Oh my god I think I know this guy, used to work with him. He blocked me a while ago so I can't check (I called him out on something dumb, he said he would fantasise about murdering me, then blocked me...) but - Norwich? Lifelong career of horrible coloured stringy hair, bad piercings and armwarmers? I know he had a girlfriend who called herself Fred... there can't be too many of these dickbags.



e: logged out of facebook, searched him up, yep.

He always was a complete and utter poo poo. But rape? :(

Yup, same guy! He is Idiot on Facebook incarnate. MRA, Nice Guy Syndrome, awful anime profile picture of himself... and a rapist.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Shootthetanks posted:

Yup, same guy! He is Idiot on Facebook incarnate. MRA, Nice Guy Syndrome, awful anime profile picture of himself... and a rapist.

I posted him a couple of times in the last thread. One got eaten by waffleimages, but this one survived!



Wish he hadn't blocked me, he was great.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


"Buy gas a day early to teach those darn oil companies a lesson" day is back

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP


The rest is more of the same. Sure would hate to be a Capricorn, though. 24 years of bad luck if you don't share.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

leidend posted:

"Buy gas a day early to teach those darn oil companies a lesson" day is back



This looks like it's been printed, scanned and reprinted about a dozen times before reaching your Facebook feed.

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'

leidend posted:

"Buy gas a day early to teach those darn oil companies a lesson" day is back



They didn't even bother to change the year, Jesus.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
Hey there, ladiess. :shepface:

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Uh oh, he "will protect you from goons."

And I'm really creeped out by the "post you on the wall like a picture" thing and I'm not even sure what he's trying to say there. Is it like some sex thing or is he collecting human beings to pin them up like butterfly specimens? Both?

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Kimmalah posted:

Uh oh, he "will protect you from goons."

And I'm really creeped out by the "post you on the wall like a picture" thing and I'm not even sure what he's trying to say there. Is it like some sex thing or is he collecting human beings to pin them up like butterfly specimens? Both?

He calls women whores daily, so I'm going to go with both.

eviljimmy
Nov 16, 2006

It's time for people to stop thinking they are entitled to everything and work for it
This popped up from a lady who is in her late 30s but wishes she were in her teens and creates all sorts of drama. On top of this she is not the brightest bulb:



Rafe is her 10 year old son. I was tempted to point out that millions died in the trenches so it may not be a good idea to make a cake with that theme, however the passive aggressive drama that would ensue would have been unbearable.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

eviljimmy posted:

This popped up from a lady who is in her late 30s but wishes she were in her teens and creates all sorts of drama. On top of this she is not the brightest bulb:



Rafe is her 10 year old son. I was tempted to point out that millions died in the trenches so it may not be a good idea to make a cake with that theme, however the passive aggressive drama that would ensue would have been unbearable.

Why is this thread so anti-cake?

Do love "moob and stars" though.

eviljimmy
Nov 16, 2006

It's time for people to stop thinking they are entitled to everything and work for it
cakes I like...this thing looks like someone took a dump and put sprinkled nuts and candles on it.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

eviljimmy posted:

cakes I like...this thing looks like someone took a dump and put sprinkled nuts and candles on it.

I assumed it was a stylistic choice, but yeah I have to admit that cake looks completely unappetizing.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
I saw that Bill Gates share that used to have the furry porn in the background but reddit hijacked it and put in a reddit alien instead.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Come on, I don't think that qualifies. It's a little hokey but totally harmless and kind of cute.
Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry. My news feed gets filled with crap and pictures, and very rarely anything of interest, so I suppose I get sensitive to it sometimes.

On the other hand, this:


"That awesome moment where you decide to rip off fast food employees who make math mistakes."

Bonus points, because this is the same guy once told me I'm going to Hell for being Jewish.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

OmniDesol posted:

Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry. My news feed gets filled with crap and pictures, and very rarely anything of interest, so I suppose I get sensitive to it sometimes.

On the other hand, this:


"That awesome moment where you decide to rip off fast food employees who make math mistakes."

Bonus points, because this is the same guy once told me I'm going to Hell for being Jewish.

Wow, that's despicable. Really getting in the Christian spirit, guy.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


leidend posted:

"Buy gas a day early to teach those darn oil companies a lesson" day is back



I used to know a girl who honestly believe things like this would work. :negative:

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

I have a friend who is a local musician who always posts horrible hippie anti-intellectual poo poo like how bad GMOs are and how big pharma is out to brainwash us all and poo poo like this:


Everything natural is ok to eat! :downs:

modernwinglish
Dec 28, 2012

I'll squawk the world and molt with you

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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Previa_fun posted:

I have a friend who is a local musician who always posts horrible hippie anti-intellectual poo poo like how bad GMOs are and how big pharma is out to brainwash us all and poo poo like this:


Everything natural is ok to eat! :downs:

The verdict is in! Hemlock is good for you, opium is very good for you, and ephedra will bring you back from the grave.

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