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Yay this thread is great. After a long time of not having someone who constantly posts stupid poo poo, my brother made a Facebook account:
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 23:47 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 19:42 |
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I had a friend post an obviously bullshit thing about microwaves once:quote:Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to ...boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result. She actually thanked me for it. My favorite phrase is "dead food".
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2013 19:57 |
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How do you say something like that and not have your brain suddenly melt?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2013 22:20 |
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I have to work with this poo poo head: Haven't almost all of the people who carried out mass killings obtained their weapons either legally or from people who legally obtained them?* *I'm not looking to start a discussion on guns. I'm posting a Facebook idiot Fake edit: I hear him complaining to a co-worker that someone reported a picture on his wall as being offensive and it was removed. "it was probably one of my wife's stupid relatives. If you don't like what's on my page then don't read it."
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2013 16:42 |
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He says lots of hosed up poo poo. That's par for the course.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2013 16:52 |
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senrath posted:Uh, that phrase was around for hundreds of years before the Simpsons used it. Eh, it happens. When I was a dumb teen, I thought "The death of one is a tragedy. The death of a million is a statistic," was a line from a Marilyn Manson song until I found out it was actually something Stalin said. Idiots: I'm not in the mood to screen capture and photoshop it all out, so I'll just say that my brother's wall exploded with stupid "Gun law failed? Good! gently caress you Obama! ARE GUNS!" memes. I posted "What's a few dead kids, anyway?" on the latest.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 18:08 |
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Hahahaha "Who do I listen to: people who went to med school or people with a made up profession?"
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2013 20:58 |
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bradzilla posted:This happened a week ago how are there already images with artifacting? It's not legit until it has artifacting.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2013 17:20 |
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Washington has to be the worst at beastiality because of the horse rape.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2013 17:40 |
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I'm for freedom as long as it's the definition of freedom I agree with.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2013 17:41 |
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Share for Eminem.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2013 22:00 |
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Oh god I'm flying to Phoenix on Friday. It's so tempting to go there, but I don't know if I want to subject the people I'll be with to that.
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# ¿ May 14, 2013 23:19 |
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FrozenVent posted:Jesus loving christ what is wrong with these people for fucks sake seriously jesus lord almighty do they not get how loving lifejackets work its not that hard for christ sake sweet jumping fuckshit. Babies should know better than to post on Facebook.
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# ¿ May 24, 2013 21:29 |
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ARE GUNS! Founding Fathers! I had a bad start to my day, so I decided "gently caress it" and jumped into the fray. Usually avoid the poo poo this guy says. I'm blue. E: Red just responded with "It's so the government can track how much ammo people have!" much? its all nice on rice has a new favorite as of 17:35 on May 31, 2013 |
# ¿ May 31, 2013 17:32 |
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York_M_Chan posted:What astounds me is that people seems to think they will actually be able to fight off the US Gubberment on that imaginary day when they come to take their guns. Hey man I looked up those definitions in a reputable dictionary (read: Google).
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# ¿ May 31, 2013 20:40 |
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Pope Mobile posted:ARE GUNS! Oh it gets better! I stopped trying. Why are people so goddamn stupid?
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# ¿ May 31, 2013 23:15 |
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I've seen this shared four times, all from "Mah guns!" people. The best part is that it was posted by "Protect the Second Amendment".
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 19:33 |
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Sagebrush posted:I always wonder if these people got just as upset when Bush took more vacation days than any other president in history, including Obama (one third of his total days in office I believe). Or if they even noticed. They don't because they believe Obama has already taken more vacation days than any other president, including Bush. I was arguing with a libertarian at work once who could not stop going on about how much vacation Obama takes. He was adamant that Barack had taken more "personal days" in his first three years than GW had in his entire eight. And even if Bush took more time off (which he totally didn't) it was in America and he still worked while on the Ranch so nya nya neener neener.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2013 00:03 |
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I feel like I'm looking at a wax statue come to life every time I see her.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 00:33 |
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Do I create as much CO2 as an internal combustion engine??
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2013 18:12 |
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He should film himself reviewing fast food or awkwardly talking to women. That's sure to be a hit.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2013 00:12 |
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I love car analogies. They're the best.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2013 22:41 |
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Black is mom. Blue is their newborn. Red is dad. I love hearing about babies taking a poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 20:06 |
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hepscat posted:
Man, our straight rainbows have nothing on those fab gay ones.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 18:39 |
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Regalingualius posted:Well, there's my first reported FB page ever. Because they're idiots. That's really all it boils down to. They're also too stupid to undestand that "freedom of speech" doesn't apply on a privately owned website they've agreed to the terms and conditions of because said website isn't the government.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2013 20:47 |
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And they left out that Barbie is bulimic.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 00:25 |
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Oh Hell No posted:Friend found this on his feed. Also, if you're calling about the used towels, they're still available.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2013 00:36 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 19:42 |
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Vaccines cause autism people!!!!!!! I don't know the commenter, but I'm pretty sure their "research" consisted of reading holistic medicine websites and following Jenny Mccarthy's Twitter. Doing some research on the article (which is a copy-paste from another ~natural medicine~ website), the author is making some jumps from vaccines to autism. The short of it is that the parents claimed their kid started showing symptoms of encephalitis after receiving the MMR vaccine. Said symptoms occurred within 15 days of receiving the MMR vaccine, which was within the window of time allowed by the court for there to be a correlation. As such, the case was settled in favor of the parents. The vast majority of the documents related to the hearing and decision are sealed. All we have to go on are what the parents are saying and the information from a few medical exams after the vaccines. How do people so easily jump to ridiculous conclusions from an obviously biased source?
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2013 18:01 |