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My friend today posted the most succinct summary of Facebook ever as a status:
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Apr 11, 2013 21:02
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An anonymous confessions page for my school just opened up and the only thing funnier than the trolls are the serious submissions from bitter losers:
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Apr 12, 2013 17:08
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Wasn't that made as a parody in an older version of this thread? 
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Apr 20, 2013 21:08
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Yeah, I just checked, I grabbed it from the thread and shared it last September. Bravo, whoever it was who made that.
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Apr 20, 2013 21:29
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He's actually already communicating by writing. Since you don't need a throat to write.
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Apr 22, 2013 16:42
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 The term friendzone needs to die a horrible death. Only in weirdo spergland is being friends with someone you enjoy spending time with a bad thing.
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Apr 23, 2013 01:58
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Idiot Kicker posted:It needs to die, and so does the "y u no" stuff. That does too, but that's just an annoying grammar thing, the concept of the friend zone actively makes society a worse place.
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Apr 23, 2013 16:50
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I once had to explain to someone why bovine growth hormone doesn't make humans grow too after they went on a rant about how it's the reason America is so fat. It's like once people hear something presents any kind of health risk they just assume its pure evil in molecular form and just assign any bad property they feel like to it.
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Apr 24, 2013 05:43
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Apr 26, 2013 01:08
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Fucknag posted:"Wiggers" It's the same guy who tried to tell me, a soon to graduate history major with a focus on labor history, that the US economy during WWII did well because of a lack of government interference. He's not very smart.
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Apr 26, 2013 03:54
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I'm not gonna post a picture, but my university's Confessions page posted instructions for an SQL injection attack as a tip for how to get free prints. The week before finals weeks. How dumb do you have to loving be to think that's a good idea? Also how loving dumb is my university to leave the printing system open to SQL injections, is this the year 2000 still or something?
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Apr 26, 2013 17:33
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trapped mouse posted:
That and I don't really think you can choose a band that had an album debut at No 1 on the Billboard charts pre-iTunes/Amazon MP3 to represent bucking the music industry.
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Apr 26, 2013 20:21
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Tatum Girlparts posted:That's because I'm not a loving stupid theist who'd believe anything you told him. Maybe it's because I grew up in a small religious town, but I know way more Christians that refuse to say "Oh my god" than atheists, because of the ten commandments.
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Apr 27, 2013 15:49
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Yeah, I'd be a lot more willing to just say whatever to stupid anti-vacc parents if skipping vaccinations didn't literally kills hundreds if not thousands of people a year.
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Apr 27, 2013 22:08
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dijon du jour posted:People with blue eyes are kindhearted. Can't edit screenshots for poo poo though. People get really angry when you point out that corporal punishment makes children more likely to act out violently unnecessarily. They get even angrier when you point out they're proving your point.
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Apr 28, 2013 06:18
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The Native Americans were loving awesome with guns, and part of the reason Custer's Last Stand was such a disaster was because the native tribes had repeating rifles. Also, that is a ridiculously wrong retelling of Wounded Knee, not the least of which is that there was no school house there during the Wounded Knee Massacre. That was built later and was part of the Wounded Knee Incident involving AIM and Russel Means in the 1970s.
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Apr 28, 2013 07:18
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Rollersnake posted:
Family Guy may have made it into a lovely meme, but the actual song is fantastic. 
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Apr 29, 2013 06:00
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The Dudesons are just a Finnish Jackass knockoff, don't worry.
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Apr 29, 2013 16:52
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The Casualty posted:I have many friends who share memes from them constantly The campus libertarians at my school unironically used sheeple in their sidewalk chalk advertisements around election time last semester. 
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Apr 30, 2013 19:38
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Who uses the pirate "language" on Facebook in loving 2013?
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May 2, 2013 12:57
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Big Bang Theory isn't that great, but watching nerds get all angry over it is endless entertainment. 
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May 2, 2013 16:22
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crowfeathers posted:Facebook sometimes adds awful artifact even to high-quality pictures if you don't remember to turn on high-res uploading, and most people don't. So it's not always their fault. Yeah, I've had some multi-megapixel photos straight from my phone's camera come out looking like poo poo before I knew you had to turn that on specifically. Add on the fact that people like to download the pic and reupload it instead of sharing for some reason and you get those messes.
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May 5, 2013 23:34
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That was pretty meh right up until that last sentence. Then I loving lost it.
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May 6, 2013 16:21
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Does Tumblr count for this thread? I saved this as missingthepoint.png.
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May 12, 2013 00:10
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Cleretic posted:I understand that the Bioshock games are good and that I should probably play them at some point, but I think the internet at large would have been much better off if they didn't exist. The amount of people that missed the point of the first one especially is just staggering. Like... again, I haven't played the game, but isn't the guy they're always quoting and praising a bad guy, whose entire scheme went to pretty unarguable amounts of poo poo? And these guys think this guy had good ideas. Yeah, I figure I don't need to spoil the basic plot of Bioshock in 2013, so this is the guy whose city based on that principle basically turned into a drug fueled underwater Ultra-Somalia.
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May 12, 2013 00:25
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No bake cookies are delicious. Also, thank god this is a friend of a friend and not one of my friends:  "Heh, why would you be a sports fan when it takes no intellect?  "
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May 13, 2013 02:11
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FrozenVent posted:I'm willing to bet that person is a diehard fan of at least one video game or TV show. My money's on Doctor Who. I dunno, but from what I can see on his page he's in a lovely hard rock band and spends half his time bitching about how rapping and DJing aren't music(which is sad as gently caress because he has a degree in vocal performance so he should know it's music) and how stupid religion is.
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May 13, 2013 02:35
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Ballin Stalin posted:They're all about anarchy and overthrowing the government, but rather than actually addressing injustices and raising awareness of the tyrannical tendencies of the US government, they mean "our darkie president hasn't made it legal to shoot other darkies and faggots yet". They've basically said this, but with "veiled" racism and homophobia that still manages to be less subtle than what I posted above. I'll have to find it. I like how it says "This is America" but uses "arsehole". How much you wanna bet it was some lovely EDL/BNP meme from the UK with the America mention added in?
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May 30, 2013 02:50
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AlbieQuirky posted:It's almost like the CSA's Vice President didn't know that the Civil War wasn't about race. I'm tired of digging it out every time I hear the "Heritage not hate" bullshit so I won't post it, but I used to have a collection of quotes from the Declarations of Secession of the southern states that all explicitly state they left over slavery. It's a really open and shut case that historical revisionists love to try to complicate.
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Jun 2, 2013 01:00
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I wanna take one of these "Everything is a satanic symbol!" people with me to a black metal concert. This is a band I saw last year, Behemoth:  EDIT: Just to kill it before it comes up, bottom dude isn't a skin head, he's a chemo patient.
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Jun 2, 2013 19:12
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 Fun Fact: Number 10's middle name is set as "SamwisegamgeeMóreadhiel" and their last name has a "Pancake-" appended to the front.
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Jun 8, 2013 04:53
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 I have no clue what the context is, but how could I not like that status?
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Jun 10, 2013 03:26
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More odd things my friends post!
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Jun 11, 2013 22:11
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Comments on Gawker's facebook post on Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's birth announcement. Not censoring since it's a public page:     Some crazies, some people just irrationally angry over two celebrities daring to have a baby.
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Jun 15, 2013 22:27
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Amused to Death posted:About the founding of our country? How do they feel about the pledge being written in the 20th century by an actual ~SOCIALIST~ without the world god in it. Don't forget that that ~Socialist~ was also a Christian pastor and still left out god anyways on purpose because he felt it would alienate non-Christian Americans. That part makes them ultra mad.
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Jun 16, 2013 00:01
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Athenry posted:At least "Misandry doesn't exist" is currently winning. And "my mom when she confiscates my xbox" is in fifth.
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Jun 17, 2013 01:42
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PBJ posted:Sorry to bring up an old topic, but the Aramaic word for God (at least one of them) is "Elah," which is where the word "Allah" comes from. Ironically, that's the one that most Christians should know as it's the one Jesus cries out during his crucifixion. 
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Jun 17, 2013 06:17
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Jun 19, 2013 04:03
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This dude used to be normal, lately he's been getting pretty crazy though. 
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Jun 25, 2013 18:47
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He's talking about this, the All Seeing Eye, not Yu-Gi-Oh: Though I'm not sure which is saner.
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Jun 25, 2013 19:30
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