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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Pope Mobile posted:

I had a friend post an obviously bullshit thing about microwaves once:

It's painfully obvious this thing is BS, but I had to Snopes it for her: http://www.snopes.com/science/microwave/plants.asp
She actually thanked me for it.

My favorite phrase is "dead food".

My favorite thing about stories like this is people trusting those who clearly are not experts in whatever they're talking about. It's like that cold remedy made by a teacher, and the people selling the remedy using that as some badge of honor. "Buy our medicine! It wasn't made by a medical professional!"

# ¿ Apr 11, 2013 20:02

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 06:06

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

OmniDesol posted:

This is one out of no less than TEN GODDAMNED posts that my twenty-one year old former classmate posted in a row.

I'm starting to grasp why a lot of these people still have yet to graduate from our local community college after three to four years. I still have yet to solve how they ever made it that far.

That cake looks delicious you monster.

Anyway, content.

I love me some STP, but this may go a bit far.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2013 20:50

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

spregalia posted:

Saw this one just now:

Hope he never gets his guns stolen. He might reconsider if he's implicated in murder because he can't report the theft.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2013 02:30

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Flaggy posted:

Complete with Hitler mustache. I think my favorite part is how the 2nd guy blames the jews.

That's no Hitlerstache. Obama is getting high on markers.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2013 15:57

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Hey there, ladiess. :shepface:

# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 17:34

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Kimmalah posted:

Uh oh, he "will protect you from goons."

And I'm really creeped out by the "post you on the wall like a picture" thing and I'm not even sure what he's trying to say there. Is it like some sex thing or is he collecting human beings to pin them up like butterfly specimens? Both?

He calls women whores daily, so I'm going to go with both.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 17:54

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

eviljimmy posted:

This popped up from a lady who is in her late 30s but wishes she were in her teens and creates all sorts of drama. On top of this she is not the brightest bulb:

Rafe is her 10 year old son. I was tempted to point out that millions died in the trenches so it may not be a good idea to make a cake with that theme, however the passive aggressive drama that would ensue would have been unbearable.

Why is this thread so anti-cake?

Do love "moob and stars" though.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 17:59

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

eviljimmy posted:

cakes I like...this thing looks like someone took a dump and put sprinkled nuts and candles on it.

I assumed it was a stylistic choice, but yeah I have to admit that cake looks completely unappetizing.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 18:32

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Fabulist posted:

At least Gangsta Monroe was loving awesome.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2013 10:38

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

"I would be pro-abortion if it involved shooting women."

# ¿ Apr 18, 2013 16:56

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Magna Kaser posted:

I don't get this. There were a number of comments like "gently caress yeah, I hate loving smart car owners. Nothing is more pretentious and snobby than having one!"

I haven't lived in the States for a while but when did Smart cars go from weird little cars to widely hated?

As long as it took people who blindly hate "green" or "eco-" anything to find out about them.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2013 01:03

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Blind Pineapple posted:

Can someone tell me why people are still talking about the Newtown false flag vis a vis the Boston marathon? I thought the point of the Newtown false flag was for the government to take away everyone's guns, but the very same government struck down a relatively minor gun reform law just last week. What's happening with the internal logic there?

There isn't any. Never try to apply any logic to that kind of poo poo, it'll only warp your mind in the process.

Anyway, how about those Facebook idiots?

All you people ever use Facebook for is to tell your friends about your life! GEEZ!

(All of his posts are petty, ambiguous complaints.)

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2013 12:14

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

OmniDesol posted:

Some fun facts about this character:

1. Yes, he's set his name to Eric-kun.
2. 95% of his posts have some form of dumb anime smilie.
3. A lot of his posts consist of irrationally excessive anger over trivial things such as the example above and, in a particularly stupid example that seems to be lost to ages, Youtube advertisements.
4. He actually wears gloves styled after the show Naruto in public. He feels no shame about this.
5. Some of his likes include "Big BoObs" (random capitalization not mine), "Like this page if you love boobies", "Big Booties and Thick Girls", "Hot Angels", "Hottest Girls", "Ultimate Boobs," "Boobs and Titties", "Anime", "I hate when I can't get my shirt off because my muscles are so huge" (a flat out, shameless lie, he's almost 300 lbs, and it's not muscle)and "Jesus".

Clearly, this is a socially well-adjusted individual.

One of my friends "likes" pages set up solely to give updates on hentai blogs. I don't know if he realizes we see his activity, or if he's just that shameless.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2013 22:47

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Sequential access is the most beautiful invention of mankind. I always buy tape drives for my computers.

Getting to my porn is a bit of a hassle, though.

# ¿ May 8, 2013 16:59

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

fr0punk posted:

This just showed up O_O

Good lord, this status is a true trainwreck.

# ¿ May 8, 2013 17:35

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Smudgie Buggler posted:

No words.

This can't be real.

# ¿ May 10, 2013 14:34

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Fatkraken posted:

Wow, the US has some lovely DUI statistics, in the UK it's about 500 for a population about 1/5 the size, that's like 5 times more per capita in the US.

Our cars and our people are bigger. Of course more get run over.

# ¿ May 10, 2013 17:59

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Mans posted:

This is marvelous

Normally I can't stand when people treat others that way, but in this case I can really understand the hate.

# ¿ May 11, 2013 18:54

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

I can't tell if this is an ironic profile or not. "It's not racist to have pride in being white! God's wrath is upon San Fagcisco!"

It's probably not. It sounds like a friend of mine when he was going through his White Power phase in high school.

# ¿ May 12, 2013 20:44

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

I wish this friend would delete less of his statuses. Dude was posting straight-up word salad yesterday. You don't even want to know what he removed about Trayvon.

Women are weird and dumb so I'm just gonna try and gently caress 'em and if they ain't down then well that's bullshit.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2013 11:01

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Kimmalah posted:

All human interaction seems to boil down to whether it's going to lead to loving for him. "Friendship is pointless and something only beta blue pills do. "

Not exactly, he just has some high standards.

He posts poo poo like this every day, and it's almost always because he was talking poo poo behind one of his friend's back and it got back around to them. A great example of this: when I came out as bi to him, he called up a mutual friend to tell them that I'm "a fag"!

# ¿ Jul 27, 2013 19:31

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

"But you see, the South only takes in much more federal money than it gives to Washington because of...urban blacks!"

New Jersey has no low-income areas or people with neurotic senses of entitlement.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2013 04:35

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Fatkraken posted:

One white college athlete is worth eight regular white people, or forty six black people.

Not sure where you're getting your math from, it's definitely twelve black people.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 13:25

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Austrian mook posted:

"Folks better get your guns...we going to have a race war in this country if this doesn't stop."

I can't take "race war" seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHCQA1EJiC0

# ¿ Aug 23, 2013 06:22

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

One of my friends on Facebook likes to post stuff about mind expansion, pot, and wise-sounding crap sourced to the people you'd expect wise-sounding crap to be sourced to. Nothing wrong with that. On rare occasions, though, she posts poo poo like this.

Well, I'm convinced. It's polio for me.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 02:41

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Captain Pissweak posted:

When did people start claiming ALUMINIUM causes Alzheimers?

I guess all these chemistry labs have hosed me.

It was a popular theory back in the 60's and 70's. No research ever backed it up but, of course, naturalists aren't the type to care about all that "science" crap unless they can use it to feel superior about what special cookware they use.

nippythefish posted:

Doubtful. More likely, it was created by someone that heard that anti-bacterial hand soaps and detergents are liable to create anti-bacteria resistant bacteria, and that taking antibiotics when you're not sick is liable to allow your body to become a habitat for antibiotic-resistant bacteria. As far as I know, vaccines don't include antibiotics...they're just a dead or weakened form of the invasive microbe.

The CDC lists them as a common ingredient, mostly to keep batches from getting tainted by bacteria during production. Formaldehyde is in there for similar reasons.

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# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 02:56

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Ogive posted:

I kind of want it to be a teacher who encourages his students to prove him wrong out of pure spite, but my heart doubts it.

The hardest part of K-12 is determining which teachers are idiots and which teachers just know better than your parents and dumbass friends.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 03:05

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

SpacePig posted:

If those anti-biotics promote the creation of super bugs, shouldn't they also, in some line of logic, promote the creation of a super human?

You're thinking of probiotics, dummy.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 04:01

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

If you have a problem with highly illegal relationships you can go straight to hell. You won't be laughing when I do something else incredibly stupid with horrible, long-lasting consequences!

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 05:53

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Palpek posted:

Welp.

It's like he gave up on making the situation better from the start, so he figured he'd just go thermonuclear with this faux-pas.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 09:31

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Taliaquin posted:

At first I didn't notice the weight and thought they were celebrating a pet fish so I thought the OP was cute.

It still kinda is.

Just, you know, horrifying too.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 10:01

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Ironsoviet posted:

Alright, time for more Komo News. Personally, I don't like this law but I probably wouldn't have chosen these words to argue against it.

Edit: I just noticed that I "liked" that comment.

So being a human being, if I became a Muslim, would I get Double Rights?

This sounds like a great deal.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 22:23

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Electric Phantasm posted:

No comment

I'm sure glad I know how Big Tits @The_EricFitz feels.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 22:45

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Red Crown posted:

What the fuckity gently caress is going on here. What the gently caress has to be wrong with your head that you decide it is a good idea to "prove" how much you love and trust each other by putting a gun to someone's head.

And then putting it in a publicly viewable place No, they aren't just trying to "prove" it to themselves, for some reason they feel the need to "prove" it to their friends and family. This is how people die in firearms related accidents.

This is a thing. Gunplay and knifeplay are kinks that some people are into. I don't know if that's what's happening here, since the same person says it doesn't look like them in that post.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2013 02:11

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Perry Normal posted:

You know, I dislike people parking in handicap spots as much as the next person, but these are some pretty extreme reactions.

As someone with a handicap that isn't readily observable, this scares the poo poo out of me.

I always feel self-conscious when I use handicap spots to begin with, despite my need, but I guess I'm not paranoid!

# ¿ Aug 31, 2013 09:40

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Ugly In The Morning posted:

Having good trigger discipline and then pointing a gun at someone's head is kinda missing the forest for the trees, in terms of firearms safety.

You don't understand, he's just really good. It's like how a skilled martial artist can stop their fist just before they hit you.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2013 00:56

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Ghost of Eazy E posted:

Get ready for this poo poo.

I didn't join the US military to get involved in complicated conflicts in the Middle East!

# ¿ Sep 2, 2013 04:03

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TiCK posted:

A couple from my friend's page.

And here is one that is more applicable to the goons in the audience tonight:

Yes, I am from Texas.

These honestly aren't that bad.

Knowing what I do about Uncle Sam's Misguided Children, I'm really shocked there wasn't a crack about Obama or Muslims.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2013 04:02

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Childers B. Lace posted:

This lady is truly the idiot that keeps on giving...

My favorite thing about this is the choice of picture, which apparently no thought went into.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2013 12:22

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 06:06

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

taiyoko posted:

God I hate having real-life friends who, rather than make informed criticism of specific points, just do the "pee pee doo doo Obama is a bad president" type of thing.

I say this because one of them just shared this:

One of my friends did this too, and I loving hate it because he seems fairly conscious politically but has a weakness for cheap, dumb jokes.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2013 23:48

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