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Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you
Guess who just got his wages garnished for child support?

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Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you
This was re-posted by someone that has a brother who is medically disabled and on food stamps... :psyduck:


"WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE ... Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the last thing she would do the best.

This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco, TX

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.."

Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON ... I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK!!! I WOULD KNOW YOU SENT IT ON!!"

Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you
Look, he obviously deserved to be beaten for being black, guys. These cops should have gotten medals and free blowjobs for life.

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Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you

Tardcore posted:

My best friend died of leukemia when I was 14 so I just want to say gently caress you, you piece of dog poo poo.

Perhaps you should look into anger management.

Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you

Soviet Commubot posted:

Apparently someone was murdered in my tiny little rural hometown. This is terrible and all but the last time someone was murdered there was several years before I was born. I'm 31 years old. I'm sure the people back home are being reasonable about this.



My favorites are

:byodame: THIS IS WHY I CARRY A GUN!!!!!!

:byodood: I BET IT WAS THEM DAMNED COLLEGE KIDS!!!!

By the way, here are the city data crime rates for this oh-so dangerous town they live in and need guns to protect themselves in.



edit: Oh god drat, I've now seen 6 posts from people in that town asking how to get CCW permits.

2009 was a really rapey year.

Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you
Okie dokie. I'm sure your kid isn't an insufferable poo poo or anything, just ~unique~

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Aphelion Necrology
Jul 17, 2005

Take care of the dead and the dead will take care of you

vaguely posted:

And then the kid grows up, finds out about ADHD, looks back on his childhood and realises where all his problems come from; if only he'd known about this earlier it could have all been so different... :smith:

It gets better now, with comments!



Green once admitted ON FACEBOOK to paddling his kid with a BDSM sex paddle once, and then the kid got expelled from his primary school. Unsure if those events are related.

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