Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

That cake looks delicious you monster.

happyhippy posted:

'Cures Death' means you have to be dead already to eat it.
Man, doesn't he play any Final Fantasy?

dijon du jour posted:

ratbert90 posted:

90's babies photos? Do kids born in the loving 90's need to feel special about using VCR's?

modernwinglish posted:

SaltLick posted:

I like how most people I know who watch and love Duck Dynasty hated on Jersey Shore during its run. It's a shame too because Jersey Shore was hilarious. I haven't seen DD but I assume its like a southern version of JS based on how they are idolizing the characters.

SheepNameKiller posted:

I have a lot of relatives who post similar stuff, I usually just smirk to myself and take some joy in the fact that they feel every day like their values are dying a slow death in society.

But seriously, the world is full of people like that and you'll never convince them all that they're wrong. Don't waste your time.

Pyrotoad posted:

Aren't they being accused of actual illegal things though as well? I doubt a staged show would go that far.

Eponine posted:

Meat tenderizer works for bee stings, actually! Here's even something from the Mayo Clinic. Obviously you use the powder, not the kitchen utensil.

Ringo Star Get posted:

Every time I see those I just want to hop in and say "for what?". I guarantee they'll think doing President stuff is illegal.

Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

Guys, my aunt posted this and another one of my aunts liked it as well as my younger brother. What do I do help help help

graynull posted:

As soon as I saw that photo on Huffinton Post, I knew someone was going to poo poo themselves in anger. I'm glad/disappointed I was right.

Ballin Stalin posted:

Now I'm far from a SJW, but there's no doubt that, as an egalitarian and woman, I would find the comments these people from the Take America Back page utterly repulsive. Let's take a look at a sample of comments.



Cool.

Fandyien posted:

I really don't trust that figure, how on earth do you even go about establishing that "619 million" number. But either way yeah drawing a grotesque equivalency between humans and people is wrong and stupid whether you're comparing people on food stamps to bears or the meat industry to the Holocaust.

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo posted:

"Purple drank?" I'm not even going to google that + Trayvon Martin because I know I'll just get a bunch of racist idiots.

But seriously, it's a well known fact that all black people; excuse me, thugs, like grape soda i.e. purple drank (and watermelon). So OF COURSE Trayvon drank so much of it that it fried his brain.

Ogive posted:

I made video games for 12 years. I can confirm that QA is not something you need a degree for, and "playing the same game for 11-13 hours a day" is being generous. It's closer to 14 to 16 hours a day. The publisher sometimes provides some extra QA bodies towards the end of the cycle, but charges the developers time and a half overtime (whether the testers get it is another thing). I've been in the room when management told the publisher-provided testers it was ok to go back to the hotel, then told our testers to stay right where they were. (You'll love unpaid overtime as a tester).

Now, in addition to 6-8 unpaid hours a day (it's like working 2 minimum wage jobs but getting paid for 1), imagine working on the buggiest poo poo most annoying game you can possibly imagine. Levels aren't there or are redesigned. Shadows stop working. Instead of textures you get hallways of bright orange. That level you played through until your eyes bled? Cut. You complain to the developers but everyone curtly dismisses you because you're a tester. And forget any sort of balance, it'll swing wildly from day to day.

Game testing is literally hell on earth. Doom 2 was a documentary that occurred in real time, and all the heads on pikes were forcibly donated from testers.

Occasionally, a team coalesces and a gem is forged; this is rare. Equally as rare is the tester who rises up above the rest (it does happen) and becomes a developer. For gently caress's sake, don't get a Game Testing QA degree. You might as well tattoo "Credulous Moron" on your forehead and invest in the lottery instead.

Seedge posted:

Do idiots on Kickstarter count?

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/481281587/cheevos-the-movie-bboy360-reaching-100k-gamerscore

He wants to make a movie about two high Gamerscore guys fighting over a high Gamerscore girl.

Sandweed posted:

I don't often get much sweet mra whining, but my redit dweling friend of a friend just posted this:

Amused to Death posted:

Vaccine stuff from my own feed!

This:

Met posted:

Those poor Christians are so oppressed in America.

FrozenVent posted:

So the utility company is installing smart meters. Apparently these report by radio or wireless or whatever, so OMG WAVES! This guy wrote a long status about gently caress that, blah blah blah, they charge $200 a year to have a meter reader come out, well he's gonna get his money's worth and make the guy run an obstacle course blah blah blah.

A friend liked it. "Ah! That'll show them!"

They're certified as a merchant ship officer (So you know, radar observer and operator) and long range radio operator.

trunkwontopen posted:

but it's not a terrible song.

Themata posted:

This one about speaking English:

Hood Ornament posted:

2009 was a really rapey year.

Jack Krauser posted:

Yes thank you for this great and pointless advice