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What type of plants are you interested in growing?
This poll is closed.
Perennials! 142 20.91%
Annuals! 30 4.42%
Woody plants! 62 9.13%
Succulent plants! 171 25.18%
Tropical plants! 60 8.84%
Non-vascular plants are the best! 31 4.57%
Screw you, I'd rather eat them! 183 26.95%
Total: 679 votes
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Oil of Paris
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We just planted this the other day and people have been pretty impressed by it thus far, and so I thought you guys might like a look at this weird looking fella:



Apparently they grow fairly large and look extremely impressive during winter



Edit: forgot to say what it is: Harry Lauder's Walking Stick

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Oil of Paris
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Glad you like it! Apparently it will take some serious pruning to encourage the best branches and maintain proper twistiness, but I think it'll be worth it

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Really hoping the epic deluge we just experienced didn't hurt the roots we just transplanted from our bleeding heart!

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I'm in North Carolina, no hail but just an unusual torrential storm. The flooding made the news, pretty wild poo poo if you feel like looking it up. We didn't get hit nearly as bad as others since we are on top of a hill, but we still had standing water that couldn't drain for a couple days

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What do you guys think of evening primrose? We found some on the side of an abandoned building and snatched it to transplant in garden and yard. Research on whether this was a good idea or not has varied; some people say it's a pain in the rear end and a glorified weed, others love it. I don't want something too crazy... any thoughts? It's very pretty but I don't want to fight yet another invader

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WrenP-Complete posted:

And a new surprise! :3:


What plant is this? Peony? Peony hybrid?

That is indeed a peony, killer surprise.

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Ashex posted:

Went off on holiday for a couple weeks and the neighbours watered the garden while I was away. Came back to the cherry plant looking half dead with almost all the leaves missing.

I've got a few pics here. Anyone have suggestions on how to nurse it back to health? It seems like it was hit with too much fertiliser :/

I would just water it more often and let it ride. It looks like it will bounce back.

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I. M. Gei posted:

I am seeing little tiny brown and black ants on my tree now that it has lots of big leaves and I don’t know whether or not I should be concerned about this.

You should not be; ants are all over high sugar fruiting trees and perennials like peonies all the time for that sweet sap and do no harm

Your posts in this thread really own to me bc the mounting enthusiasm reminds me of my own relatively recent change from sapling newbie into Plant Motherfucker

And from that perspective let me tell you that the best realization I ever had was that plants are mean as hell and will absolutely survive your bullshit as long as you give them a fighting chance in the beginning and you’ve done that

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I went through the same Tree Fretting when I planted a live oak way down in the property. Really wanted it to succeed even though we’re on the cusp of its preferred zone and just clay bullshit, no sand

Made it through multi-week floods, blizzards that made it touch the ground from frost accumulation, my own dropping down entire tree upon it accidentally. Doesn’t give a poo poo, easy three feet higher than when I put him in the ground two years ago

Plants are Raw imo

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FreelanceSocialist posted:

So zero of the loving peonies are flowering

Where are you located? Peony time is long gone for me. Could just be young plants

Oil of Paris
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there wolf posted:

Yeah, no trees at all. It's basically a dry creek bed that runs to the city storm drain, so anything with long roots is out. I want to plant something around the drain itself to prevent people from stepping through it. A little water will pool around the drain itself in really bad storms, but maybe for a few hours at most. I'm more worried about having something with shallow roots that can still hold up to the force of the water coming at it.

The red-twig dogwood seems good, but I'm in zone 8 which appears to be the limit of it's range and it has problems in hot, humid air.

You could always do perennial hibiscus if frosts are late/rare... how much sun we talking here?

Oil of Paris
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Butterfly bush (get one of the sterile, dwarf cultivars) can also deal with lots of water

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twoday posted:


Two of them are trees, one is an Indonesian lime tree, and the other is Bodhi tree (ficus religiosa, native to India and Nepal). I would like to make bonsai out of one of them eventually, but this will obviously take years. For now I'm worried about the bodhi tree, it seems to have lost a leaf or two during shipping, and only has a few left.

My question is, where can I find some info about these plants and how to grow them? I want to give them the right type of soil, know how sunny they like it, etc. I checked Wikipedia and now I'm out of ideas. Any tips?

What do you have them planted in? Can you post pics?

edit: I don’t know poo poo about what bonsai treatment requires but a cursory search for ficus religiosa leads me to believe it is extremely easy to simply keep alive, just keep it in nice indirect light for awhile and not overwater it. it should bounce back, they sound tough as hell

http://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=d409

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Organza Quiz posted:

I just bought a bunch of native plants at the local annual big native plant sale and planted them this evening! Please wish them luck! The volunteer I spoke to said they were good for my area and shade tolerant but I have never been good at keeping plants alive so they may need it.

What did you get? I just picked up a bunch of nice native stuff earlier this month but am holding off planting for another week bc it’s so goddamn hot out still

Acquired: bigleaf magnolia, Ashe magnolia, bald cypress, witchhazel, painted buckeye, red bee balm, and two other weird little perennials that I can’t remember right now

Oil of Paris
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaUGDSDrqs

Really enjoyed this recent lecture on the benefits of native plants and all the good reasons to plant them.Obviously very NC focused but can be applied all over similar climates. I think it's a great watch for any plant nerd

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ReapersTouch posted:

Wanting to plant a row of flowering bushes in my back yard for pollinators and my kids to play around. The yard will get full sun and we live in zone 7a, so I'm thinking of butterfly bushes, lilac, camellia, and spirea.

Anyone have any experience with them or any other suggestions?

What is your zone and are you opposed to perennials in addition to the bushes?

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sucka posted:

Hi

This plant is 2 plants woven together which I purchased from a local supermarket.

What is it, why are its leaves going black, how do I look after it properly?





Thank you for help

That is a gardenia.

here’s an article on possible causes. http://southernlivingplants.com/steve-bender/article/black-leaves-big-problems

If you don’t find evidence of those bugs, then I would at least put it outside in part shade to give it air circulation and some decent sun to help gently caress up pathogens

Edit: Once you get it outside, cut off those black leaves

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ReapersTouch posted:

I'm in central Oklahoma and I wouldn't mind perennials. We have one milkweed in our front yard that is doing great, so we plan on putting alot of them on the other side of the yard where the utilities are buried, where they would get alot of sun also.

It's a new neighborhood, so houses are the only thing that would block the sun.

Also, nothing with really toxic berries, I got 2 young children and a dog.

Thanks!

Just to begin, you're in like zone 7ish, just like me. If you get bored one day, I'd encourage you to watch that video I posted upthread bc everything that dude is talking about in North Carolina you could enact in OK and he mentions a TON of great native pollinator friendly plants

And as an aside, there are cultivars of Butterfly Bush that are non-invasive and sterile. I would highly recommend the "Miss Ruby" that does not spread and only gets to be about 6 feet tall, tops. Usually it can just be cut down and re-surges to like 4i or so.

As for perennials, let me give you a nice list. Some native, some not, but all of these would be excellent for a pollinator garden:

lespedeza thunbergii: http://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=d760

baptisia australis: https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=b660

echinacea purpurea: https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=c580

lobelia cardinalis: http://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=d940

eutrochium purpureum: https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=c740

asclepias tuberosa: https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=b490

these are all great perennials that attract a shitload of pollinators. let me know if you'd like more suggestions but these are the first that came to mind

As for cool bushes I think your first choices are great ones but like that other dude said they are not native. Just make sure that you're buying responsible cultivars. Lilac eIspecially can come back to bite you in the rear end because they are primed to become massive motherfuckers if given the chance. I dont think you can go wrong with camellias or gardenias.

Some native selections for flowering bushes would be:

hydrangea quercifolia: https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=d380

hamamelis virginiana: https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=a749

cephalanthus occidentalis: http://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=g830

aesculus pavia: http://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?taxonid=281049

edit: forgot about this guy, totally badass: fothergilla gardenii http://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/PlantFinder/PlantFinderDetails.aspx?kempercode=a430

and literally any azalea under the sun, they own and are unstoppable. Get the deciduous kind if you want to have a bigger plant dick

There are so many more to suggest but it can get downright overwhelming. all of these that I listed would be some serious bang for ur buck though

If you decide to go into tree territory, then we can get into some serious poo poo >:]

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No problem at all, love to spread the good word about badass plants that help make the world just a little less lovely

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Guildenstern Mother posted:

So my basil won't stop trying to have sex with itself and its time for the final harvest. I have another plant that I'd like to put in the pot once this is done. Its not really big enough for the pot, but I believe in the little guy. It seems to be an Aglaonema Silver Bay, but I'm not sure. I think its supposed to get as big as it can based on pot size?

Any tips for harvesting the basil/what to do with it (there's not enough for pesto) and clearing out the pot for replanting? I'm a complete and total novice, I assume I need to get most of the old roots out, but should I put in all new potting soil?

Just rip that basil out, maybe back fill the tiny area it occupied with some new potting soil and pop the new plant in there, it’ll be fine. Weed as appropriate

Get rid of the basil by going on a margherita pizza kick and annoy your family/friends by bringing it to any gathering possible

Oil of Paris
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Why don’t you just buy a piece of wood sufficiently wide for the plants and drill it into the window sill?

Oil of Paris
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Smh at pests. I’m currently on a warpath with the deer. They hosed up several of my newly acquired plants and so now my backyard smells like rotting flesh enema from the anti deer spray I soaked everything in. I think everything should live or at least sucker new growth if nothing else happens but the bald cypress was totally hosed with and lost much bark :(

Oil of Paris
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In good news however I managed to finally get a specimen I have coveted for a long time: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklinia

extinct in the wild, extremely rare and hard to find potted even at high end nurseries. Has incredible fall color, very cool flowers, and interesting growth habit.

Local nursery was going out of business and when I asked about whether they had a hookup to find any, dude went into the back and brought out two 2-3 year saplings for me in little quart pots, no charge (probably didn’t hurt that I’ve dropped like 200 bucks total on other poo poo). I was elated

Now, gotta try to figure out how to keep these fuckers alive. Repotted into gallons with high end potting soil, but they need hyper specific conditions to flourish in ground. Pretty sure they went extinct for a reason, but Super hoping that I can pull this off once I get soil tested where I think at least one will go

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

That’s exciting! I’ve never grown (or seen!) Franklinia, but some friends have a closely related Gordonia and it is finicky with reasonably demanding requirements as well. What’s your native soil like/what area are you in? I think the natural habitat of both Gordonia and Franklinia is on slight slopes just above the flood plain-plenty of water, but no standing water. They probably don’t like wet feet and need very well drained soil, but also aren’t very drought tolerant. I would think it would like fairly acidic, sandy soil like is common to river bottoms in the southeast. If you’re in the hot, Deep South, it would probably appreciate some high part/dappled shade especially while it’s getting established. Most of those small bottomland evergreeens are really understory trees and prefer some protection from the blazing sun.

And yeah, gently caress deer and beavers. Nothing like planting some nice cypresses along a pond and coming back the next morning to find a dozen perfectly clipped off trunks. Or trying to plant mast trees for the deer to eat the acorns from in 20 years and having the deer just eat every leaf off of them. I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU!

Yeah I’m in piedmont of N.C. so completely red clay for most of the yard if you dig more than a couple inches lol. I have to heavily soil condition everything I put into the ground to give it a fighting chance.

The property descends into an often dry creek in the back but it’s like deep dark woods in there. It’s also like Way too far to reach with my hose just in case of a drought. I think my current plan is to dig a giant, deep loving hole in a good spot and fill it in with better soil so that it drains more efficiently. Maybe keep the other in a pot for the time being. The Franklinia is deciduous unlike the gordonia so it can handle some serious light but I’m looking for a spot that still gives decent shade during hottest part of day. Idk, this thing seems ADVANCED lmao, people on YouTube talking poo poo like “it made it! thank god we have nearby underground stream” @__@

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Hipster_Doofus posted:

Have any efforts been made to repopulate it in the wild again? The article didn't say anything about that, just that the cause(s) of its extinction is/are uncertain. I'm guessing no one has tried because it's already hard enough to care for them in "captivity," but you'd think there's gotta be a way. Careful study of all the conditions where they were known to grow, for starters? It just seems like something that would be someone's passion project.

As far as I can tell there's never been a real push to reestablish, cool though that would be. I think it would be insanely hard to pull off; even when it was discovered, they only found it in like 2-3 acres and then nowhere else, gone when they returned in 30 years. Could've been all manner of things really that really led up to the final extinction, but I'd bet $5 that piss poor adaptability played a clutch role. I honestly think the rarity of them for commercial sale alone would be a big stumbling block for a repopulation campaign, much less with each individual tree's extremely scant chance of survival

All that said I would join that crew in a heartbeat

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I don’t know anything specific about orchids but that looks like a healthy plant to me with new growth

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You could always throw some more milkweed down. Here’s a doc that lists the varieties that are native to OK if you’re super worried about non-natives:

https://kerrcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/milkweed-guidebook-for-web.pdf

I’m with the guy above in that, while I really have a fondness for native plants, I’m not going to shy away from non-natives as long as they’re not invasive, especially if they’re at least native to *somewhere* in North America

Also, for the guy who mentioned the roadside plantings, that’s a real good idea and ideally your extension office will have a document that lists all of those plants. I know the one here in NC has their own little fancy colored book about all the flowers they use, for free

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bird with big dick posted:

Any treeborists able to identify this tree? I'm guessing Austrian Pine based on it being one of the recommended types of trees to be planted in this area based on soil and climate (northern nevada, full sun, clayey soil) and whatnot but it's mostly just a guess. I think the needles are in clumps of 2 but that's based off the photos, not an in person examination.

I really only need to know the approximate mature height of it, for a project I'm working on.








Looks more like this to me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinus_contorta

Other link: https://www.conifers.org/pi/Pinus_contorta.php

Either way, both get big as hell? If its not kept as a shrub they get like 150 ft tall

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Qubee posted:

Any plants you would all recommend that I can start growing during the Winter months in the UK? And is there a gardening thread for general questions related to gardening?

From what I can tell this thread is more focused in nerding over plants, whereas https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3085672 is more focused on gardening practices

But you would need to specify what kind of plant are you talking about for either thread imo. This is going to be inside/outside? Ornamental or vegetable?

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Safari Disco Lion posted:


Snake plants are supposed to be easy and I'm panicking, I don't want them to die. :saddowns:

Everybody has given really solid advice about getting that one pot dry, which is 100% going to own that plant if it doesn’t get dried out soon. But these things are also tough as hell, I let one get hosed up by a hard freeze and it basically exploded, died down to the soil. Years later it has resurged and is like 1.5 feet tall, flowered twice this year

But even if it dies, look at it as a good learning opportunity, especially since it’s such an easy to replace plant. There’s many a dead soldier along the way to learning wtf you’re doing

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If it’s outside in UK winter, I think any sort of new planting will get hosed up big time, imo especially vegetables (caveat: could be dead wrong about this, I don’t do anything edible).

If I was in your position, I would hold off on planting and instead use the winter to dig out the space for your bed, start improving the soil, and make whatever other arrangements you might need, ex. fence

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Perennial Pals ftw

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What plants are you trying to grow in there? Do they have high light requirements?

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Senor Tron posted:

Having a look at that it seems like it may get a bit wide for hedging at the edge of the bed, but there's a spot near the back closer to the fence it would be perfect for! Thanks.

For reference this is the kinda idea I have in my head of what this space might look like in a few years. Planning on growing a bougainvillea on the garage type room on the left.



Forgive the quick lunchtime paint job.

I don't have really great suggestions for Australia specific plants but just wanted to say that your goal looks really good. id even go a step further and have some addition pots around the hedge for annuals or really cool blooming shrubs like camellias. also your drawing made me lol

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Crimpanzee posted:

My wife got me a pitcher plant and venus fly trap after I mentioned I thought they were interesting but I realized I have no idea how to care for them. We have a south facing full sun window in our kitchen so I think we have a good spot I'm just curious if how she planted them is a good long term setup. We don't have any fruit flies to feed them, is there an alternate and more reliable food source like a liquid fertilizer or something? What's the life cycle of the pitchers? The photos are of the terrarium after about 3 weeks, not sure how long she had them planted in there and hidden as they were a Christmas gift. When I got them a pitcher looked kind of sickly and as of today has turned black, I assume I should cut it off, but is it indicative of an unhealthy plant in general or just a normal thing like a flower blooming and wilting?

https://imgur.com/a/RA7AbdR

Not sure about pitchers but Venus fly traps require a period of winter dormancy, otherwise they will die, FYI

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enraged_camel posted:

I live in Central Texas, and this year I would like to plant an almond tree in my front yard.

Knowing absolutely nothing about any of this stuff, where can I start?

What characteristics do you like about the almond tree? If it’s not totally viable for your location, we could suggest other trees that might fulfill some of what you were looking for

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I. M. Gei posted:

Harden it off.

You do that by putting it in a protected area where it’ll get lots of direct sunlight for like 3 to 4 hours a day for one or two days, then gradually increase the amount of time by like an hour a day for several days until it gets acclimated to its new environment. Ideally you’d start out doing this indoors, then start over outdoors when you’re up to like 6 to 8 hours, but if you don’t have a spot indoors that gets direct sunlight you can probably go straight to outdoors as long as you’re careful (probably up the exposure by 30 minutes a day instead of one hour if you start outdoors).

A grow lamp probably isn’t going to cut it. You want it to get used to its ACTUAL new environment, not an indoor safe space (unless the indoor safe space IS its new environment, of course :v:).

Agree. Maybe the most I would do is put some mulch on top of the pot and wrap the exterior in a blanket or something to protect the roots from extreme bullshit until spring comes. It'll be fine next year

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Lead out in cuffs posted:

Oooh. I saw someone did this up the road with their banana palm, and wondered about the purpose. They got it in just in time for a gigantic dump of snow. I suspect the tree may be dead already, though, since there was a cold snap of -10 (Celsius) before they did.

Maybe! Could sprout back next year. They’re basically a perennial where I live, several neighbors have them and they pretty much die back to the ground every winter as we have several serious cold snaps, but they always come back in force bc the roots lived

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

I have confirmed the lantana is toxic to my friends and future allies in the tank girl water wars; the Roos and wallabys. No quarter will be shown. I will make this beauty wish for the quick death by fire it cannot have as I uplodge it and replace it with the glorious and hardy, fire proof native Australian ground cover plant *THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK*

(I’m in south east Queensland if anyone has any recs, but I’m sure the dude at my nursery will have some suggestion, he is crazy good at selling me lots of stuff)

Btw you are going to be fighting this lovely weed for like the rest of your life lol. Lantana is outrageous

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Looks good!

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