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Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

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MassRafTer posted:

I'm getting the same error so go here instead! http://www.psp-tv.com/r/badmoviesworsewrestling

Thanks!

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Site is fixed so everything is good to go.

Tonight is an all time bad Nitro. There's so much bad dumb poo poo on this show, so here's the line up:

Terry Funk vs Norman Smiley and Ralphus for the Hardcore Title
Shawn Stasiak vs Captain Rection
Mike Awesome vs DDP in a Stretcher Match
Harlem Heat 2000, Kroni>l, The Mamalukes, and The Harris Boys in an Elimination Match
Elizabeth vs Daffney
Hulk Hogan and Kevin Nash vs The Filthy Animals
Jeff Jarrett vs Sting

PLUS SO MUCH MORE. If you want a stupid show, tune in at 7:30 for the preshow, 8 for Nitro!


https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for a buncha dumb poo poo! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

Tune in for a buncha dumb poo poo! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

an important announcement brought to you by WCW Nitro

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

quote:

They cut to live where the New Blood with Arquette came out. Bischoff, clearly feeling the heat of the criticism of Arquette and the ratings, attempted to portray it as if they had this angle planned long in advance by showing back footage. Unfortunately, because they didn't, none of this made sense. If the idea was to get the belt back from Page by using Arquette, why would Page win the belt due to Arquette in the first place? If Abbott laid down in a fake fight to Arquette to fool Page, why did he lay down for Page's finisher unless Page was also in cahoots with the entire plan. I guess they realized how badly they hurt the angle for Goldberg's return so it was important to rebuild Abbott.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
And then Scott Steiner gets Tank locked in a hold in under a minute.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8, it's THUNDER AND BOCKWINKEL NIGHT!

This week the rules aren't New York, so let's run down the card:

Cruiserweight Title Match: Hard Knox Chris Candido vs Crowbar
Harlem Heat 2000 vs Terry Funk
Shawn Stasiak vs Corporal Cajun
Rhonda Singh vs Elizabeth
Chuck Palumbo vs Terry Funk
Kid Man vs Hor Ace
Arn Anderson vs David Flair
Rick Steiner and Tank Abbott vs Kroni>I
Mike Awesome vs Sting in an ambulance match

PLUS THE M'FN GOLDBERG MONSTER TRUCK

I'll start running Bockwinkel at 8 and Thunder will start at 9, followed by more Bock!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
IT'S ANOTHER RUSSO CLASSIC!

Tonight's main event:

RIC FLAIR VS JEFF JARRETT (C) for the World Title!

Also on the card:

Terry Funk vs The Filthy Animals for the Hardcore Title

Sting vs Vampiro in a House of Pain match

Kroni>I vs Shane Douglas and The Wall

Elizabeth vs Madusa in a House of Pain match

Kevin Nash vs Mike Awesome in an Ambulance Match

Chris and Tammy vs Crowbar and Daffney

PLUS SO MUCH MORE!

Tune in at 7:30 for Lance Russell and 8 PM for Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

IT'S ANOTHER RUSSO CLASSIC!

Tonight's main event:

RIC FLAIR VS JEFF JARRETT (C) for the World Title!

Also on the card:

Terry Funk vs The Filthy Animals for the Hardcore Title

Sting vs Vampiro in a House of Pain match

Kroni>I vs Shane Douglas and The Wall

Elizabeth vs Madusa in a House of Pain match

Kevin Nash vs Mike Awesome in an Ambulance Match

Chris and Tammy vs Crowbar and Daffney

PLUS SO MUCH MORE!

Tune in at 7:30 for Lance Russell and 8 PM for Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

I'm jumping around for that Sting/Vampiro match.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Okay I think we need to clarify, do you mean "put your opponent into an ambulance" or "the match will be inside an ambulance"?

Because at this point it's like 50/50.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for Lance Russell's nose!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tomorrow night, boycott White-Nationalist Wrestling Entertainment and join #TheResistance on Thunder!

MIA vs Filthy Animals

Hulk vs Horace Hogan

Terry Funk vs The Cat

Mike Awesome vs Scott Steiner

Shane Douglas vs Kroni>l

World Champion Ric Flair and Arn Anderson vs David Flair and Daffney

PLUS THE GOLDBERG MONSTER TRUCK!

Tune in at 8 for THUNDER and so much more!


https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for another Thunder that may be dumber than the preceding Nitro! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8, it's Nitro!

Did Ric Flair have another heart attack on Thunder?

Tune in for his funeral as we determine a new champion with Kevin Nash vs Jeff Jarrett!

Also:

Hulk Hogan vs Vampiro

Kidman vs Whore rear end

Daffney vs Crowbar for the Cruiserweight title

And so much more!

7:30 preshow, 8 pm Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is the FOUR HOUR HOUSE a world record attempt you do not want to miss!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, one of the dumbest Nitros ever!

On Thunder Kevin Nash won the World title, tonight the title goes through one of its stupidest nights yet!

On the card:

Disco Inferno vs Lt. Loco

GI Bro vs Mike Awesome

Kevin Nash vs Rick Steiner and Tank Abbott

Terry Funk vs Vampiro for the Hardcore Title

Scott Steiner vs Shane Douglas

Kidman vs Sting

Jeff Jarrett vs Ric Flair for the World Title!

Plus a kidnapping, Kimberly speaks to the press and so much more!

7:30 PM preshow, 8 PM NITRO!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow features SWEET DADDY SIKI including a match from 1961!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight: THUNDER! Will Thunder's run of being better than Nitro continue? Find out tonight!

Disco Inferno vs Lt. Loco vs Daffney (c) for the Cruiserweight Title

Kidman vs Major Stash

Cpl Cajun vs Mike Awesome

MIA vs Stasiak and Palumbo (c) for the Tag Titles

Scott Steiner vs The New Blood in a Gauntlet match

This show will followed by a classic movie!

8:05 for Thunder, then movie!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

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今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
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Huh? I don't recall seeing KroniꞰ losing their tag titles.

Numero6 fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Oct 22, 2017

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Be like AJ Styles and skip TLC to watch THUNDER!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tomorrow Night: THE RETURN OF GOLDBERG!

This show is interesting politically. Goldberg was not ready to return to the ring, but was rushed back to make the Atlanta show. He was also seething at WCW for how they'd booked Tank Abbott who was his big return match. Russo and Bischoff in turn thought he was faking being unready to return to the ring and buried him to the locker room for being difficult to work with.

This should be enough to make this the biggest Nitro in months, but there's more.

Last Monday on WCW Live Vince Russo promised something big. On Thunder Eric Bischoff said all the paperwork is signed and there's nothing Vince McMahon can do about it. Will they reveal anything about their big surprise, or will we really have to wait until the Bash?

Palumbo and Stasiak vs Kroni>I for the Tag Titles

GI Bro vs Kidman

Eric Bischoff vs Terry Funk for the Hardcore Title

Scott Steiner vs Vampiro for the US Title

GOLDBERG VS TANK ABBOTT

Mike Awesome and Kimberly vs Miss Hancock and DDP

WHORE rear end VS FUNB HULK HOGAN

Vince Russo vs Ric Flair in a Steel Cage!

Kevin Nash vs The New Blood

and so much more! 7:30 Preshow, 8 PM NITRO!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Of course the Goldberg return and match with Tank Abbott that they've built up for 6 months would be given away for free, but as a mid-card match as well???

Did it even end up popping a decent rating?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Shiki Dan posted:

Of course the Goldberg return and match with Tank Abbott that they've built up for 6 months would be given away for free, but as a mid-card match as well???

Did it even end up popping a decent rating?

Everything at this point was getting murdered in the ratings

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Shiki Dan posted:

Of course the Goldberg return and match with Tank Abbott that they've built up for 6 months would be given away for free, but as a mid-card match as well???

Did it even end up popping a decent rating?

It's in Atlanta and it's one of those major Nitros WCW would do a few times per year.

Also tonight's preshow is Terry Funk in TEQUILA AND BONETTI Episode 1, so tune in!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Never mind, I looked it up--ratings are actually down for this Nitro (2.8).
But I'd be curious to look at the quarter hours.

Honestly, from this point on, Nitro is pretty dead set in the ratings around 3.0 until the very end.
There does seem to be a slight bump to around 3.5 in the fall of 2000 for a few weeks, but that passes quickly.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Shiki Dan posted:

Never mind, I looked it up--ratings are actually down for this Nitro (2.8).
But I'd be curious to look at the quarter hours.

Honestly, from this point on, Nitro is pretty dead set in the ratings around 3.0 until the very end.
There does seem to be a slight bump to around 3.5 in the fall of 2000 for a few weeks, but that passes quickly.

The match does very poorly.

Also Nitro averages well under a 3.0 from here on out.

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Oct 26, 2017

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight it is THUNDER! Eric Bischoff has threatened to suspend Goldberg, will he do it?

As for the card I posted it last week by accident so it is:

Disco Inferno vs Lt. Loco vs Daffney (c) for the Cruiserweight Title

Kidman vs Major Stash

Cpl Cajun vs Mike Awesome

MIA vs Stasiak and Palumbo (c) for the Tag Titles

Scott Steiner vs The New Blood in a Gauntlet match

Tune in a bit early for spoookyness on the preshow and after, SATANISM!

It's Halloween at the Mark Block Party!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

8 pm

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
IT'S THE NIGHT THAT VINCE MCMAHON CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT!

Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo have promised a surprise so huge it will shake the foundations of pro wrestling!

There will also be wrestling

Lt. Loco vs Disqo for the Cruiserweight title

KRONI>I vs The Mamalukes

Mike Awesome vs DDP in an Ambulance Match

GI Bro vs Shawn Stasiak in a Boot Camp Match

A Best of Five Tables Match vs The Announcers guest starring The Wall and Shane Douglas

Scott Steiner vs Rick Steiner and Tank Abbott in a handicap Asylum Match

Hollywood Hogan vs Billy Kidman in a Retirement Match

Ric Flair vs David Flair in a Retirement Match

Vampiro vs Sting in a Human Torch Match

Jeff Jarrett vs Kevin Nash for the World Title!

All of this and your chance to own the Hulk Hogan Inflatable Raft!

Tune in at 7:30 for the preshow and 8 PM for THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

IT'S THE NIGHT THAT VINCE MCMAHON CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT!

Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo have promised a surprise so huge it will shake the foundations of pro wrestling!

There will also be wrestling

Lt. Loco vs Disqo for the Cruiserweight title

KRONI>I vs The Mamalukes

Mike Awesome vs DDP in an Ambulance Match

GI Bro vs Shawn Stasiak in a Boot Camp Match

A Best of Five Tables Match vs The Announcers guest starring The Wall and Shane Douglas

Scott Steiner vs Rick Steiner and Tank Abbott in a handicap Asylum Match

Hollywood Hogan vs Billy Kidman in a Retirement Match

Ric Flair vs David Flair in a Retirement Match

Vampiro vs Sting in a Human Torch Match

Jeff Jarrett vs Kevin Nash for the World Title!

All of this and your chance to own the Hulk Hogan Inflatable Raft!

Tune in at 7:30 for the preshow and 8 PM for THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

wait did I miss GAB

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

exploded mummy posted:

wait did I miss GAB

It's tomorrow.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow will teach you how you can own your own pinball machine!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8: THE FALL OUT FROM THE BIGGEST SURPRISE VINCE MCMAHON COULD DO NOTHING ABOUT!

Goldberg joined the New Blood! WCW will win the ratings war! Suck it WWF!

Also:

Vito vs Funk for the Hardcore Title

Douglas and Bagwell vs KRONI>l

Loco vs Artist for the Cruiserweight Title

Jeff vs Hulk

VAMPIRO VS DEMON

Kanyon vs BPPSS

Russo and Flair vs Flair

Nash vs Goldberg

All that and more!

PLUS tune in to the preshow for some of the worst of the late territorial era! It may start a couple minutes before 7:30 if I can get home to fit this in.

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
As warned the preshow is CALIFORNIA CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING from 86

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

Tonight at 8: THE FALL OUT FROM THE BIGGEST SURPRISE VINCE MCMAHON COULD DO NOTHING ABOUT!

Goldberg joined the New Blood! WCW will win the ratings war! Suck it WWF!

Also:

Vito vs Funk for the Hardcore Title

Douglas and Bagwell vs KRONI>l

Loco vs Artist for the Cruiserweight Title

Jeff vs Hulk

VAMPIRO VS DEMON

Kanyon vs BPPSS

Russo and Flair vs Flair

Nash vs Goldberg

All that and more!

PLUS tune in to the preshow for some of the worst of the late territorial era! It may start a couple minutes before 7:30 if I can get home to fit this in.

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
GOLDBERG VS HOGAN! The match we've all been waiting for!

The latest chapter in the Vampiro vs Demon saga!

So much more!

Jung Dragons vs Three Count!

Vito vs Johnny The Bull for the Hardcore Title!

WHORE rear end HOGAN VS SANTO GOLDBERG

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Lt. Loco vs The Artist for the Cruiserweight Title

The Perfect Event vs Tank Abbott and Rick Steiner

Three Way Dance vs Buff Kroni>l

World Champion Jeff Jarrett vs US Champion Scott Steiner

And so much more including Positively Kanyon!

Tune in at 7:30 for more California Championship Wrestling from 1986 and 8 PM for Nitro!


https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

GOLDBERG VS HOGAN! The match we've all been waiting for!

The latest chapter in the Vampiro vs Demon saga!

So much more!

Jung Dragons vs Three Count!

Vito vs Johnny The Bull for the Hardcore Title!

WHORE rear end HOGAN VS SANTO GOLDBERG

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Lt. Loco vs The Artist for the Cruiserweight Title

The Perfect Event vs Tank Abbott and Rick Steiner

Three Way Dance vs Buff Kroni>l

World Champion Jeff Jarrett vs US Champion Scott Steiner

And so much more including Positively Kanyon!

Tune in at 7:30 for more California Championship Wrestling from 1986 and 8 PM for Nitro!


https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Do we know if Scott Hudson is wearing a shirt this week

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


gently caress yeah CCW :toot:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
MARK BLOCK HERE, it's Nitro time! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
you guys all missed the Nitro debut of Lance Storm

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Also the crowd reaction to heel Goldberg, which was... To just keep cheering him.

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