The Adam Carolla Show - A Pirate Ship Listing Hard to the Right

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JGdmn: Jun 12, 2005; Like I give a fuck.

I want to be dominated.

# ? Mar 15, 2021 22:57

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# ? Apr 11, 2021 04:35

Quicksand_Jesus: Dec 19, 2005; Lasagna Miracle

I’m wearing a nice black garter, just thinking about the Holocaust.

# ? Mar 16, 2021 03:16

Previa_fun: Nov 10, 2004; Aww, so I had my slant on. Lay off me!

Quicksand_Jesus posted:

I’m wearing a nice black garter, just thinking about the Holocaust.

when I first heard that clip it was probably in the top 3 hardest I've laughed in my life

# ? Mar 16, 2021 06:01

pangstrom: Jan 25, 2003; Wedge Regret

yeah, same. 10ish years ago I sent the link to a coworker who grew up in LA and liked Carolla but had missed that one and I heard him scream laugh through like 3 walls.

# ? Mar 16, 2021 12:51

SeductiveReasoning: Nov 2, 2005; 382 BC - 301 BC

https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1375249077470965763

SeductiveReasoning fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Mar 26, 2021

# ? Mar 26, 2021 00:56

WEH: Feb 22, 2009; Yam Slacker

Apparently he's on tour right now. Would be horrible if he caught it

# ? Mar 26, 2021 01:07

When Pigs Cry: Oct 23, 2012; Buglord

Ozzie got covid and died, but it's because he had preexisting conditions. The Ace Man is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy adult who will bull right through it through sheer grit and determination.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 01:25

WEH: Feb 22, 2009; Yam Slacker

When Pigs Cry posted:

Ozzie got covid and died, but it's because he had preexisting conditions. The Ace Man is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy adult who will bull right through it through sheer grit and determination.

Wait, what the gently caress? I mean him being a bad friend isn't exactly news, but he couldn't even bring himself to shut the gently caress up about lockdowns and poo poo for a while in response to that?

also lol not only that but Carolla declined to foot the funeral costs and they had to use a gofundme to get it done

what a truly despicable human

# ? Mar 26, 2021 01:39

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

When Pigs Cry posted:

Ozzie got covid and died, but it's because he had preexisting conditions. The Ace Man is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy adult who will bull right through it through sheer grit and determination.

Popped in to make jokes about him going on Tucker loving Carlson but now I'm sad.

Remembering the good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWpWVPbt-RA

# ? Mar 26, 2021 01:40

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

Ozzie

# ? Mar 26, 2021 01:49

Tweak: Jul 28, 2003; & i knew about it 3 weeks ago; Slippery Tilde

i was just wondering yesterday what this dumb gently caress was up to and i guess i shouldn't be surprised

# ? Mar 26, 2021 02:26

SeductiveReasoning: Nov 2, 2005; 382 BC - 301 BC

I just looked up some of the recent Adam and Dr. Drew show notes and I am dying:

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Adam and Dr. Drew open the show with Drew lamenting his recent censorship on various tech platforms when he speaks with a peer from the medical field. This leads to a wider conversation wherein Adam reveals that his skepticism is at an all time high.

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They also speak to callers who want to talk about the death of Marvin Hagler and the ethics surrounding vaccine mandates.

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Adam and Dr. Drew open the show expressing their disappointment and borderline disdain for the way doctors have acted in the last year or more.

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Adam and Dr. Drew open the show discussing Covid, teachers and the teachers union and how the unions are using their influence to benefit from the current situation.

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Adam goes on to explore a theory that he has come up with surrounding Covid and why certain regions of the world seem to be less impacted than others.

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Dr. Drew joins Adam remotely from New York and they open the show discussing why Drew is traveling and some of the overkill he has been experiencing while participating in “Covid Safe” productions. They also discuss the general feeling that people seem to have surrounding Joe Biden and his empathy that people seem to enjoy despite not being educated on his policies. Adam also floats a new theory on schools remaining closed and why California is standing in the way.

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The conversation then turns to white supremacy as Drew tries to help Adam reframe the term and how its use today is different from the term that they grew up with.

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Adam and Dr. Drew open the show by going to the phones to speak with a Covid-19 long hauler and another who wants to discuss the WHO investigation into the origins of Covid and what is and is not being focused on when it comes to China. They also speak with a caller who wants to discuss cancel culture and the appearance that Dr. Drew is very concerned about being cancelled. They then speak with a caller who believes that soy and saturated fats are cultivating a generation of weak men.

Beyond parody. I had no idea this show was just straight up Fox News pablum now. Fox should just hire them instead that embarrassing The Five crew.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 04:06

Bodnoirbabe: Apr 30, 2007

Yeesh that's really bad.

I was reading the Carolla subreddit and they had a pinned thread about the possible divorce. A lot of the people there seem to be struggling fans, falling away as Adam becomes more extreme in his views. And they say some really awful things about Lynette. She's lazy, a bad mother, gold-digger, etc etc. It's all based on what Adam says on his show and it's just...how can you believe anything he says. He's an incredibly unreliable narrator, known for hyperbole and hypocrisy. Lynette isn't the mother of the year, but jesus imagine being married to Adam and NOT developing abuse coping mechanisms and depression.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 05:48

Apoplexy: Mar 9, 2003; ~Neck Angels~

When Pigs Cry posted:

Ozzie got covid and died, but it's because he had preexisting conditions.

...

Mother loving Christ. Poor guy.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 07:40

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Adam isn't a skeptic so much as a dumbass with litany of bad opinions

# ? Mar 26, 2021 12:11

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

WEH posted:

Wait, what the gently caress? I mean him being a bad friend isn't exactly news, but he couldn't even bring himself to shut the gently caress up about lockdowns and poo poo for a while in response to that?

also lol not only that but Carolla declined to foot the funeral costs and they had to use a gofundme to get it done

what a truly despicable human

christ what an rear end in a top hat

# ? Mar 26, 2021 12:25

Blowjob Overtime: Apr 6, 2008; And the rockets red glare! Buncha bombs in the air! Came proof to the night that we still had a flag.

SeductiveReasoning posted:

The conversation then turns to white supremacy as Drew tries to help Adam reframe the term and how its use today is different from the term that they grew up with.

Yikes.

Also just googled and saw the episode of his podcast talking about it is titled "Remembering Ozzie + March Madness", so it sounds like a very touching tribute. Also Bald Bryan is still loving doing this poo poo?

# ? Mar 26, 2021 13:57

Omnicarus: Jan 16, 2006

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Yikes.

Also just googled and saw the episode of his podcast talking about it is titled "Remembering Ozzie + March Madness", so it sounds like a very touching tribute. Also Bald Bryan is still loving doing this poo poo?

Apparently they bookend the short memorial segment with upbeat geico reads too so just a real class act when push comes to shove.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 14:24

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

Bodnoirbabe posted:

Yeesh that's really bad.

I was reading the Carolla subreddit and they had a pinned thread about the possible divorce. A lot of the people there seem to be struggling fans, falling away as Adam becomes more extreme in his views. And they say some really awful things about Lynette. She's lazy, a bad mother, gold-digger, etc etc. It's all based on what Adam says on his show and it's just...how can you believe anything he says. He's an incredibly unreliable narrator, known for hyperbole and hypocrisy. Lynette isn't the mother of the year, but jesus imagine being married to Adam and NOT developing abuse coping mechanisms and depression.

That's pretty much every radio program/podcast ever. I also don't give Lynette flying colors on anything. She right up there with him in being pretty horrible, it's just less political.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 15:29

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Drunkboxer posted:

christ what an rear end in a top hat

seriously

I had to check if it was real, it is. https://www.gofundme.com/f/oswaldo-ratonini-castillo-funeral-services Adam not willing to pay for that may be the most reprehensible thing he's ever done. What a piece of poo poo.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:56

pzy: Feb 20, 2004; Da Boom!

Grand Fromage posted:

seriously

I had to check if it was real, it is. https://www.gofundme.com/f/oswaldo-ratonini-castillo-funeral-services Adam not willing to pay for that may be the most reprehensible thing he's ever done. What a piece of poo poo.

There's not a single Carolla on the list, the highest anonymous donation is $250 (not Carolla), and Bryan and Gina both kicked in $50 each. Incredible.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:07

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

One of the kardashians was in the news last week for starting a gofundme for their assistant needing $60,000 for surgery or something and they kicked in $5,000 for it. Their net worth is something like $900,000,000. Yet still more generous than Carolla.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:51