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Ultimate Mango posted:Guys, if Bareassi dies, maybe we get to see where the blue smoke really goes and what actually happens to it when it get there? I suspect we'd lose the vision once he dies. Fade to black and all that.
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I speculated about that and Diog said we'd go back to Enkidel as soon as Damuzi dies.
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Oct 22, 2017 16:15
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There Bias Two posted:I suspect we'd lose the vision once he dies. Fade to black and all that. Well, we might learn what the inside of a Doom looks like.
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Oct 22, 2017 16:56
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Patrick Spens posted:Well, we might learn what the inside of a Doom looks like. Probably dark and slimy.
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Not that it might even matter, but voting to pray is a popular option. If you want to, feel free to note how you were doing that. Out loud? On your knees out loud? In your head? A quiet whisper? Your head bowe? What are you praying for? The home of your father's was nearly destroyed by demons and now they've come to your doorstep. How are you pleading with your god? We won't have time to update for at least a few hours, so we may as well ask for additional details. M is almost certainly going to win for question 2.
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Diogines posted:Not that it might even matter, but voting to pray is a popular option. If you want to, feel free to note how you were doing that. Out loud? On your knees out loud? In your head? A quiet whisper? Your head bowe? What are you praying for? Praying in our head for El to stand by us like he did the day we slew the sea demon, and guide our weapon to make some serious sushi
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With our head between our legs, kissing our rear end while whispering prayers into that sweet abyss: I am Bareassi, Bareassi. Please, Asherah, save me.
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Ultimate Mango posted:Guys, if Bareassi dies, maybe we get to see where the blue smoke really goes and what actually happens to it when it get there? If you survive the interesting events going on, we will move on when the most interesting parts are over.
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Pray loudly asking El to grant us strength of body and mind so that we might slay these demons in His name.
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Oct 22, 2017 17:14
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Pray silently in our head so as not to cause panic. Pray that El and our King lead us to victory. Pray that our son on the front lines survives. Pray we have the strength to protect those within the palace should the worst happen and they break into the city. If all else fails, pray that our climb is swift.
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Oct 22, 2017 17:28
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Diogines posted:If he dies that is it. We will move on. If people want to, you might get a chance to play another common soldier but there will be no character-building. Well, no more than one vote, if even that. I justo ope that if Kitron holds and Pileser survives we get to see him sacrifice the demon remains on the Temple, and the highest fire that anyone has ever seen completely fill the room, filling everyone with awe of El. Let these donut assholes know what's really up. And then in a few years Enkdiel drops by and gets a hero welcome. I REALLY REAAAAAALLLY want to go on a Donut Tour.
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Task Manager posted:Pray silently in our head so as not to cause panic. Pray that El and our King lead us to victory. Pray that our son on the front lines survives. Pray we have the strength to protect those within the palace should the worst happen and they break into the city. If all else fails, pray that our climb is swift. Also, if and only if someone else seems to be on the verge of running, I'd like to call out "To raise a shield in Keter's name is to know that the shield to your right shall never falter and the shield to your left shall never flee." Remind them of their oaths.
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Diogines posted:Not that it might even matter, but voting to pray is a popular option. If you want to, feel free to note how you were doing that. Out loud? On your knees out loud? In your head? A quiet whisper? Your head bowe? What are you praying for? In the most Option N fashion possible. Basically, praying our bareass off mentally, but trying to stay calm and collected externally.
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I pray that the demons eat me before my wife, future wife and children so I don't have to watch it
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Pray to El to give me strength to survive this day and protect my family. I did not go to the ocean and face a demon to die before being able to clean the name of my grandfather completely.
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Slaan posted:I pray that the demons eat me
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I pray to El that if the demons do eat me, I give them a bad case of indigestion.
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Diogines posted:Not that it might even matter, but voting to pray is a popular option. If you want to, feel free to note how you were doing that. Out loud? On your knees out loud? In your head? A quiet whisper? Your head bowe? What are you praying for? pray quietly for El to give everyone the strength to hold the city
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Oct 22, 2017 18:42
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Pray for the strength of all of Kitron.
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Task Manager posted:Pray silently in our head so as not to cause panic. Pray that El and our King lead us to victory. Pray that our son on the front lines survives. Pray we have the strength to protect those within the palace should the worst happen and they break into the city. If all else fails, pray that our climb is swift. This. I'm happy for it to be out loud as well, depending on how disruptive that might be to the soldiers around us. Eeeel! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVWbm0Fy_5M
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AM Hold the gate!!!!
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El, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that
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MinistryofLard posted:El, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that
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MinistryofLard posted:El, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that I don't think hell exists in Ur.
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There Bias Two posted:I don't think hell exists in Ur. Seir absolutely exists.
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MinistryofLard posted:El, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that Hey, I've got an idea, maybe we shouldn't be an arrogant rear end and tell Literally God That Is Very Real to go to hell right when we could use a little help. Seriously, dude likes smiting rear end in a top hat Urians even more than killing demons. This is Old Testament God we're dealing with. Crazycryodude fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Oct 22, 2017 |
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Crazycryodude posted:Hey, I've got an idea, maybe we shouldn't be an arrogant rear end and tell Literally God That Is Very Real to go to hell right when we could use a little help. Conan is older than El.
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Prayer: I do not fear. May my strength not fail. God loves the brave
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lol, I've never prayed to you before, even during all those religious festivals or offerings of faith and praise I've burnt at your altar, and if you don't help me here and now then to hell with you and your afterlife my entire social upbringing has taught me that all my actions here on Urth - up to and including dying in glorious combat for El and my King - is aimed at achieving. Amen. Nah I kid it's a cool prayer you're a cool guy Damuzi's gonna be fine.
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Damuzi gonna die.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Conan is older than El. 
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Oct 23, 2017 00:06
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Crazycryodude posted:El isn't Crom Crom sounds like Fare anyway.
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El breathes the spirit to strive into men when they are born, what more could be asked?
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Crazycryodude posted:El isn't Crom My money says that he loses everyone and everything, finally understanding why his grandfather hauled rear end as far as he could. Last vote will be on Damuzi's dying thoughts, which will be an argument about how we never paid back those 80 shekels. Enkidel will wake up and feel compelled to cover that tab.
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Diogines posted:A few hours later you are on duty when your wife Shalah, your youngest son Beorosus and your now well... servant? When Your family and Hogla arrive. Your wife and son enter without incident but a clerk, one of the King's court eunuchs is with you and says "Family only, the slave may not enter." Your wife looks back and Hogla looks towards you, fear in her eyes. She says "I... but..." Your wife and Holga both look towards you and your son Beorosus as well, none of them want to leave her behind. Holga stammers "I... but..." the clerk says "But nothing, be on your way." You say "Wait" and tell the clerk that uh... you see... um... you and Holga are betrothed, to be wed after the Jubilee. Surely your future wife should be allowed in with the rest of your family? "What?" says Shalah, Holga, the eunic clerk, your son and your commanding officer all at once. The clerk looks to Holga and says "Is this true?" A very surprised Holga says "Of course! My Master... I mean my betrothed would never lie. He has always been very kind to me." Your family enters the palace without further incident, including your future second wife. [...] We don't like doing an update without a vote but this is taking longer than expected. F-M won, but still, this next part is uh... complicated. We probably won't finish tonight at this rate, consider the above a light snack.
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wait so we are actually going to marry her and weren't just lying?
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SniperWoreConverse posted:wait so we are actually going to marry her and weren't just lying? yep
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SniperWoreConverse posted:wait so we are actually going to marry her and weren't just lying?
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I dunno guys I just saw a chance to make a Conan reference and ran with it. I've been voting for Damuzi to be a Heart Full of El guy because that's what I think he and Enkidel are most interesting as but if I had to rationalise it I'd say Damuzi's having a crisis of faith?
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