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Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope

pumpinglemma posted:

Per Diog, we're already regularly sending short reports back, so I think it would be more weird not to mention it. The benefit of wording our report clearly is the possibility that he sends back "HOLY poo poo BRING 2 ME NOW" or "4 THE LOVE OF EL DROP IT AND RUN" or "DETOUR 2 BAITEL 2 MAKE SPEAR" or any of the other things someone who actually knows what this thing is might want to tell us.

Do you want the trip to end early, be diverted, or to lose this gryphon claw? Those don't seem like benefits at all. We want to visit the grasslands and keep looking for cool poo poo. Why take actions to stop doing that early? I really don't see what the actual positive outcome for telling Tudiya that "we did that thing we told you we were doing and you endorsed" is, or why it could be a good use of time or clock cycles.

Zodiac5000 fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Sep 18, 2018

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

TK-42-1 posted:

Enkidel with literally anything mystical:



FTFY

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL
Depending on who you ask, Enkidel is either stupidly suicidal or stupidly afraid of risk.

Task Manager
Sep 5, 2008

A weird time in which we are alive. We can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets. And for what? To sit day after day, declining in morale and hope.

Olothreutes posted:

If we want to ask anyone just hope that Amos is willing to answer questions because he was probably alive when the Celaphot was.

While asking Amos is definitely a good idea and we should ask him about it if we meet him, I'm not anticipating much. Guy either is going to be ignorant of a lot of stuff given how long he's been behind temple walls, beholden to a mystical NDA like most other incredibly old and powerful people, or just flat out cagey and elusive with answers. I anticipate many, "Who but only El truly knows?"

Zodiac5000 posted:

We weren't given this to use it as a bartering chip. We were given it to specifically use it to kill demons, so we shouldn't treat this like it's a commodity we can just trade away, even for blue stones. That king was a cool dude for giving us this, let's not immediately start eyeing this up to give away. I think we should stop trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory here by poking the bear.

I'm not even saying we SHOULD trade it away though? All I'm suggesting is asking to see if Tudiya is aware of it and knows anything about it, to be prepared in the potential situation where someone in the Kadmonim lands wants it for something. That really isn't too ridiculous of a thing to ask, I feel? Trying to find out the true worth of an item, given our perpetual ignorance of such things?

Our goal for this entire mission is to find out valuable information from the Kadmonim lands to present to Tudiya. I doubt they're just going to offer it up to us on a silver platter, given our outsider status. While the claw is cool, I also doubt Tudiya will be all that pleased if the best we come back with is a single claw. NOT considering needing to part with it for the potential of something of possible great importance seems like willfully sticking one's head in the sand to me. If it meant the continued survival of our corner of Ur, you're trying to tell me you'd not give up the claw because "That king was a cool dude" and he told us to kill demons with it?

There's actively trying to trade away the claw (not what I'm doing) and trying to find out the true worth of an item prior to any potential situation where we may be asked to part with it (what I'm suggesting).

Task Manager fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Sep 18, 2018

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


I love how we just got a literally ancient artifact *from a demon's body* that has now demonstrated some previously unseen powers (with who knows what other secrets) and people are really out here trying to pretend that it's not worth investigating further *at no time cost to our trip*

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Mr. Nemo posted:

Still pissed off we didn’t allow Uriah Togo kill it this time skip. It made complete sense. Also, looting Gezer.

When we get back we send him off with the Spear of Entropy and we hopefully increase his chances of success.

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
Sorry, what's the issue here? We're already sending regular messages back, why not just tack a 'For Tudiya and Ish: Got a Celaphot claw, has strange properties, any advice?' message on top? Won't add any real time to the messages we're already sending back, gives Ish and Tudiya a chance to respond on the off chance they actually have some relevant, important info, and otherwise has no cost/makes no difference. Full debrief waits until we get back, per the usual. Doesn't that make everyone happy?

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Theglavwen posted:

Sorry, what's the issue here? We're already sending regular messages back, why not just tack a 'For Tudiya and Ish: Got a Celaphot claw, has strange properties, any advice?' message on top? Won't add any real time to the messages we're already sending back, gives Ish and Tudiya a chance to respond on the off chance they actually have some relevant, important info, and otherwise has no cost/makes no difference. Full debrief waits until we get back, per the usual. Doesn't that make everyone happy?

You should know by now that we can't even wipe our rear end without 6 different factions getting into a debate over it.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Dr Subterfuge posted:

Depending on who you ask, Enkidel is either stupidly suicidal or stupidly afraid of risk.

Quantum stupidity.

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL
lowpriorityasktudiyaifrecordpalusumcelaphotclaw

low priority ask Tudiya if record Palusum Celaphot claw

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

God y’all overthink poo poo so much it fucken hurts

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

If we ask anything, it should just be a quick "heard of celephot?" No need to get more specific at this point.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


To be fair, this overthinking was literally prompted.

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope

Dr Subterfuge posted:

lowpriorityasktudiyaifrecordpalusumcelaphotclaw

low priority ask Tudiya if record Palusum Celaphot claw

Maybe swap to "lowpriorityasktudiyaifpalusumcelaphotclawinrecord"? As long as we aren't actually going into detail on things or asking for specific details back. I have concerns about spending capybara clock cycles on a long-form SMS interrogation by Tudiya when we could just keep going on our adventure and have said interrogation in person when we return.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

You send word to Tudiya to ask if he has heard of a "celaphot", spawn of Ogar.

A short time later a messenger delivers his response to Snarls which is "no".

[...]

Also, voting is closed.

Diogines fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Sep 18, 2018

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Diogines posted:

Now will you please stop yelling at each other?

No.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Do you think Tudiya is actually going to share Big Secrets via SMS?

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



I don't think, "Hey have you heard of x" is a grand secret to hide.

ShotgunWillie
Aug 30, 2005

a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic :roboluv:
Dude in this city just wants our claw. Move along. H

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(

Diogines posted:

You send word to Tudiya to ask if he has heard of a "celaphot", spawn of Ogar.

A short time later a messenger delivers his response to Snarls which is "no".

[...]

Also, voting is closed.

We irritated th GM so much he gave us the answer to our question.

The system works!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Mr. Nemo posted:

We irritated th GM so much he gave us the answer to our question.

The system works!

Sign with 'Please do not feed the animals' exist for a reason.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



FoxTerrier posted:

God y’all overthink poo poo so much it fucken hurts

new thread title imo

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

TK-42-1 posted:

Enkidel with literally anything mystical:



We should let one of our kids found a Joke city called Renhath, a dilly place where no one knows what the hell they're doing.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
New K6BD update is, in fact, thoroughly Enkidel.

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
Hm, the kneeling is good. More people should kneel for Enkidel!

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

GreyjoyBastard posted:

New K6BD update is, in fact, thoroughly Enkidel.
It is like a parallel universe Enkidel...

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Diogines posted:

It is like a parallel universe Enkidel...

Pretty sure that "the future" isn't a parallel world.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

TK-42-1 posted:

Enkidel, with literally anything mystical:

https://youtu.be/Ye7EBKteWjM

ftfy, friend

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

dyzzy posted:

Hm, the kneeling is good. More people should kneel for Enkidel!

Our desires deserve to be brought to fruition. And they will be.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
on an unrelated note, i immediately and promptly require a link to at least one thread-lauded Tintin blank-eyed grinning enkidel mspaint

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



GreyjoyBastard posted:

New K6BD update is, in fact, thoroughly Enkidel.

God I love that comic. Its really fascinating that Abbadon has created these figures that are so incredibly believable in this completely bonkers reality. They have story telling skills almost as good as our resident scribe.

e: pfft. Solomon is displaying the strength of maaaaaaybe 300 men. What a wuss.

TK-42-1 fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Sep 19, 2018

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

iirc baldness if a sign of impotence/infertility in Ur, but what about bald w/ huge lush beard- is that a ‘style’?

I always imagined Barkof rocking the bald/beard

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
pretty sure solomon would get an audience shortly before Tudyia would put his fist through his face or not, Solomon seemed to be pretty polite

Tudiya totally used a block that sized going at some notable fraction of c against gebek though

also feeling the jojo's influence pretty hard

Grognan fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Sep 19, 2018

Polgas
Sep 2, 2018


With one hand he saves gebs. With the other he commits goblin genocide. A true neutral.

There's even a page where he wields a spear type weapon like a proper blooded Urian man would.

https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/seeker-of-thrones-2-10/

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

TK-42-1 posted:

God I love that comic. Its really fascinating that Abbadon has created these figures that are so incredibly believable in this completely bonkers reality. They have story telling skills almost as good as our resident scribe.

e: pfft. Solomon is displaying the strength of maaaaaaybe 300 men. What a wuss.

are you saying a demiurge can't have a nice casual afternoon?

and no demiurge except Solomon David or maybe Gog-Agog gets a boss label on a nice casual afternoon :smug:

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Polgas posted:

There's even a page where he wields a spear type weapon like a proper blooded Urian man would.

https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/seeker-of-thrones-2-10/

Wow he really is Bizarro Enkidel.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Stupid Solomon. You don't kill demons with a spear, you shoot them with a big arrow from a massive bow, then you finish them off with a good solid whack from a club.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Thanks to whoever linked K6BD originally, it's probably one of the best comics I've read in years.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

If you picture Solomon as Labaras and Ur as a world cut off from its former gate, it fits into the K6BD universe extremely well.

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MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


What was the reason we ended up specialising in the club rather than the spear like everyone else? Did we know we were stronger than a Mighty Man at that point?

Ed: I figure we didn't, as we were leaning into the bow really hard at that point as well to leverage our superior eyesight to compensate for our lack of Mighty Strength.

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