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Schwza
Apr 28, 2008
E
Challenging the city to an archery contest could be interesting.

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There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

A We might as well establish some rapport among the warriors.

Cat Wings
Oct 12, 2012

A

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Diogines posted:

By the time you arrive the gates of the Dezful at least hundred Kadmonim tribesmen upon their horses wait for you, bows drawn with more on foot as well, a number of women among those present.

To clarify, armed women?

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

C

Hot Dog Day 80
Jun 23, 2003
G

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Would getting vouched by the smith work?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Crazycryodude posted:

To clarify, armed women?
Yes.


Mr. Nemo posted:

Would getting vouched by the smith work?
Igal: "I don't know, but I doubt it."

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?



drat these people own

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!
C

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



C A

TK-42-1 fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Aug 22, 2019

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



From Discord:

TK-42-1: its p funny that the moths didnt kill us after uriah trounced a few
TK-42-1: and tbh killing 3 moths out of the air with a sword is pretty badass
Diog: He did it in one slice.
Captain ACAB: Hrm, perhaps the heathen moth-priest was exaggerating?
Captain ACAB: Re: all the moths will kill you if you harm anything here
TK-42-1: like a big wavy slice or just once in a straight line
Captain ACAB: Who could have possibly guessed
Diog: a curved line

so badass

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

TK-42-1 posted:

From Discord:

TK-42-1: its p funny that the moths didnt kill us after uriah trounced a few
TK-42-1: and tbh killing 3 moths out of the air with a sword is pretty badass
Diog: He did it in one slice.
Captain ACAB: Hrm, perhaps the heathen moth-priest was exaggerating?
Captain ACAB: Re: all the moths will kill you if you harm anything here
TK-42-1: like a big wavy slice or just once in a straight line
Captain ACAB: Who could have possibly guessed
Diog: a curved line

so badass

Uriah is so much cooler than big dumb goofy Enkidel.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
A
If we swear on guest rights we should stick with it. Even in Ur those who gently caress with guests are complete rear end in a top hat detestable people iirc.

So we said we kill demons and we do. Let's talk shop. After this maybe hit up the smith.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



SniperWoreConverse posted:

A
If we swear on guest rights we should stick with it. Even in Ur those who gently caress with guests are complete rear end in a top hat detestable people iirc.

So we said we kill demons and we do. Let's talk shop. After this maybe hit up the smith.

I think we should go the other way around. Hit up the smith and see if he’s cool. If he is we can ask him who to talk to and go from there.

AbysmalPeptoBismol
Feb 5, 2016

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!

Have we ever asked Yafa if she could lead us to more horses like her?

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
J

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


TK-42-1 posted:

I think we should go the other way around. Hit up the smith and see if he’s cool. If he is we can ask him who to talk to and go from there.

If you're a suspected spy and/or invasion vanguard, it's probably not the best idea to immediately go straight to the dude most obviously likely to be your contact so you can scheme together about how you're gonna kill everyone in their beds tonight

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

D

Explain to them that we are a descendant of the Hero Aish, from Zepath, where he settled once he was released of his obligations

Canasta_Nasty
Aug 23, 2005

C

Victis
Mar 26, 2008

C

Zodiac5000
Jun 19, 2006

Protects the Pack!

Doctor Rope
A.

So far so good. Contact with the locals made.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




C

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Let offer to stud Yaffa to a local filly, one night of horsey loving only, to secure guest rights for the night.

E.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Yafa's a girl, so...

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

actually, changing vote to K - ask who has the biggest, meanest horse. Make friends with it and go for a little jaunt

Enkidel-Horse Friend will have more success here than Enkidel the odd looking Urian

e: Igal what are some important horse customs to know? Would this actually be massively insulting to whoevers horse it is?

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

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alpaca diseases posted:

actually, changing vote to K - ask who has the biggest, meanest horse. Make friends with it and go for a little jaunt

Enkidel-Horse Friend will have more success here than Enkidel the odd looking Urian

e: Igal what are some important horse customs to know? Would this actually be massively insulting to whoevers horse it is?

Igal: "There are lots of them Magistrate, like... always dismount from the right side, it is rude to get off on the left and don't insult another man's horse and... well that? No, asking who has the best horse is fine."

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Outrail posted:

Let offer to stud Yaffa to a local filly, one night of horsey loving only, to secure guest rights for the night.

E.


on the one hand, that'd be a pretty good rental

on the other hand, either we're volunteering Yafa to schlonging without asking her, or as stated, we are volunteering her to horse lesbianism without asking her

she's now a semi-person and part of our RPG party

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
A - lets bond over the death of man eating profanities.

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

TK-42-1 posted:

From Discord:

TK-42-1: its p funny that the moths didnt kill us after uriah trounced a few
TK-42-1: and tbh killing 3 moths out of the air with a sword is pretty badass
Diog: He did it in one slice.
Captain ACAB: Hrm, perhaps the heathen moth-priest was exaggerating?
Captain ACAB: Re: all the moths will kill you if you harm anything here
TK-42-1: like a big wavy slice or just once in a straight line
Captain ACAB: Who could have possibly guessed
Diog: a curved line

so badass

I bet he did a fibonacci curve...

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

GreyjoyBastard posted:

on the one hand, that'd be a pretty good rental

on the other hand, either we're volunteering Yafa to schlonging without asking her, or as stated, we are volunteering her to horse lesbianism without asking her

she's now a semi-person and part of our RPG party

She doesn't belong to us anyway.

TheCog
Jul 30, 2012

I AM ZEPA AND I CLAIM THESE LANDS BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST
A

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

GreyjoyBastard posted:

on the one hand, that'd be a pretty good rental

on the other hand, either we're volunteering Yafa to schlonging without asking her, or as stated, we are volunteering her to horse lesbianism without asking her

she's now a semi-person and part of our RPG party

Oh whoops, I thought she was a he for a second. In that case renting her out like some sort of Uriah isn't a good idea.

Bob Tuskins
Jul 27, 2007

I couldn't imagine life without the beautiful sight of the green horde
C

hollylolly
Jun 5, 2009

Do you like superheroes? Check out my CYOA Mutants: Uprising

How about weird historical fiction? Try Vampires of the Caribbean

C

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Crazycryodude posted:

If you're a suspected spy and/or invasion vanguard, it's probably not the best idea to immediately go straight to the dude most obviously likely to be your contact so you can scheme together about how you're gonna kill everyone in their beds tonight

yeah good point. kudos for being sufficiently discerning.

Brain Candy
May 18, 2006

A

Let's do the one thing we're p. sure El won't hate us for.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


A since C might be dodgy.

charms
Oct 14, 2012


G

We've gotten a few hints that trade is a nobler profession among the Kadmonim than in Ur, so it's likely there's a merchant or something with high enough status to vouch for us for the evening. They'd certainly be more open to dealing with stone men than clan elders or hierophants would. Even if we have no such luck, since we're already in the markets we can still find a use for all the silver weighing us down.

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Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

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