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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Yes, I think a large empire of an embattled humanity is implied. We are their King and representative of the Heavens. The old man in the Temple is saying that we will not abandon them, not just that god will not abandon them.
Edit: the monstrous enemy is probably our children.
I agree with your interpretation but I'm not sure we have enough information to draw solid conclusions yet. Probably by design.
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- Coq au Nandos
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Consult Sebek.
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Feb 14, 2014 02:50
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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E. Keep moving. Always keep moving.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:18
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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G. We trudge towards mount Har, or whatever is left of it.
Actually, this.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:19
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Fine. H. Go and find the biggest, baddest foe we can and beat the poo poo out of it. We are the son of Tudiya, Enkidu's heir. We may die, but we're not going to die alone in a cave.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:25
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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You're just a barrel of laughs today.
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Feb 14, 2014 04:06
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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B go to Ish and take him up on that whole sterilization thing. Because, and stop me if this sounds crazy, having kids may be a bad idea.
Yup. I'm pretty convinced what we saw was a prophecy of a world in which we weren't spayed.
quote:
After your seed
All this follows
Cop a quick shot to the nuts and then go get married.
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Feb 14, 2014 04:27
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Also, when we speak to Ishamel, tell him about the dream. Tell him we received a direct message from Smythos.
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Feb 14, 2014 04:33
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Also find and hug Snarls. Immediately.
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Feb 14, 2014 04:36
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Now, some folks are kinda pissed at Smythos here because "He's just sending us a bullshit prophecy dream, this isn't none of it real, why be scared by a random idiot?"
Question: Aside from feeling far more intense, how exactly does this dream differ from Smythos showing up and yelling "DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN BECAUSE IF YOU DO TERRIBLE PAIN AND DEVASTATION WILL ARISE!"?
Sure, this is probably not a true, exact prophecy of the future, but that doesn't matter - this is a very powerful Melachim's way of delivering a message of what he THINKS is going to happen in the future if we have children. In its essence, it's really not very different from any of us making an argument to do this or that - Smythos just has a much better home entertainment system to host his arguments from.
You may disagree with Smythos, of course. You may think he's overplaying the dangers, that we can certainly control the problems, that we can surely bring about a new golden age of peace and prosperity instead.
THAT is why he accuses us of thinking our wisdom greater than eternal children of El. We, Enkidel, barely out of our teens if at all, think our knowledge and judgement superior to those who probably made the world. We know better - of course we do. We are the protagonists, aren't we? Shouldn't these eternal creators deal with us as equals instead of superiors?
A vote for not sterilizing ourselves is essentially a vote saying "No, gently caress you, I'm right and you're wrong" to the Melachim. Certainly to Smythos, anyways. Now, that's not to say that Smythos is indubitably right or that we are indubitably wrong - who knows, perhaps everyone except us IS mistaken about the nature of the world. Just be aware that by arguing back, you'll essentially be flipping the bird to a lot of very powerful, long-lived deities who already think we're a dangerous loose cannon who should be taken out for the good of the world.
If you really, REALLY want to retain our ability to have kids, don't vote for not sterilizing ourselves. Vote for magical exile, or cyrosleep, or any other method that wouldn't make the Melachim fear what we will do next and what our children would do. Voting to stay on Ur and remain fertile is voting to get our teeth kicked in by very powerful beings who believe they're saving the world.
Personally, though, I'd already been convinced that sterilization is probably a good idea. This just confirms it. I'd like to see what Ish has to say before taking the plunge, though.
B: Go chat with Ishamal about the dream we just had.
Bold this entire loving post.
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Feb 14, 2014 06:02
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Agnus DEI, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis.
Agnus DEI, qui tollis peccata mundi, miserere nobis.
Agnus DEI, qui tollis peccata mundi, dona nobis pacem.
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Feb 14, 2014 07:20
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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B. Go back to Athar. Have multiple babies and lead our brood to consume the entire world and this prick melachim with it.
You are a bad fish.
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Feb 14, 2014 10:02
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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5N+V. Humble yourself, be honest about it, and apologize to Ishamal.
Voting this as well.
That we were even considering not listening to Ishamel is horrifically embarrassing. He is infinitely older and wiser than us. Besides which, sterilisation doesn't take away from our potential - it focuses it entirely on us.
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Feb 15, 2014 04:26
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Voting to stop sperging until we get a vote.
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Feb 16, 2014 03:41
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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DF. We need to train our Balls to be tough, but cripple boy has done his part.
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Feb 17, 2014 01:09
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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P. Cry out to the Onegod. His coming was foretold. He will break your (rapidly descending) chains.
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Feb 18, 2014 03:01
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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The big surprise twist to this game is that Sojenus becomes treasure.
Go be treasure.
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Feb 18, 2014 23:40
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Good and noble goons. I'd like very much to update tonight but I am not sure if we will. If not, my apologies for the delay.
Voting to update tonight. I'm sure Team Wikipedia will post several dozen paragraphs about how this is a bad idea and how it is vitally important that we play our flute immediately.
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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We could transform the Balls of Labaras into the greatest horn section of all time.
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Feb 20, 2014 08:26
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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If you're looking at matters as strictly physical, with no regard for functional similarity or understanding by analogy, maybe. Functionally, castration removes the testicles, the capacity to have biological children or have a traditional sex life, and alters the person's physiology. A vasectomy, properly performed, only removes the capacity to father biological children, which, we were told, was the sole effect of whatever Ishamal did.
Also, I didn't expect my idea to garner as much support as it has. It was kind of sarcastic, as I'm still trying to figure out how to fit Gough's Greatbow into our current, new, knowledge of ourselves and our place in the world.
edit: Fellow fans of Farscape should totally be reading my above rambling about genitals in Pilot's voice.
Mate that's how I read all of your posts.
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Voting Plan Schwarma, with the addition that we grip the flute while we play the horn and bust out a sick loving horn solo.
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Throw the heart at a Minotaur.
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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1A
2G
3H
Goodbye, Indoor. Dealing with you was a massive liability.
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Mar 21, 2014 09:24
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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I. Gazz with Azz
J. Follow the horde
Also, Ibleam delenda est.
Has my vote.
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Mar 25, 2014 09:41
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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I try and prevent everyone from fighting, this is so distressing. Use my avatar.
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Mar 26, 2014 01:39
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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I have to imagine Enkidel is lying on a riverbank with foam coming out of his mouth.
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Mar 26, 2014 01:59
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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A. Unity!
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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A. I'm really enjoying this game and want to see where Enkidel goes.
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Mar 27, 2014 01:45
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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I would like to lobby for vote O to still be included in what we do.
If you look at the top 5 options (M, V, Y, O, L) here are the percentages of the narrowed to 8 options vote:
M - 23.23%
V - 18.18%
Y - 17.17%
O - 16.16%
L - 10.1%
It drops off after O, but how can O be excluded when it is only 1% lower than the next highest option, only 2% lower than the second highest picked option?
Witches get stitches.
Didn't get in in time to vote but love the idea of not hanging out with Public Witch Enemy Number 1. Also plan Tomn for slave freedom over time is absolute genius.
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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1. G - to maintain equipment while traveling.
2. L + "You must do the manhood test like I did. It is important. There is more to it than you know."
Don't tell him anything anything else about the manhood trial, but I think the old manhood test for Zepa's lineage is pretty loving important. Danal must do it before anything else.
Have to agree with this. If Danal wants to prove himself worthy, he must do the manhood test.
Voting we speak to Tudiya about Danal's test.
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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You have slain the demon you "know" as F'dor'h and have elected to constantly wear its body on your head.
You don't need to bathe, you don't need to bathe, you don't need to bathe...
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Apr 16, 2014 06:17
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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1B - Tell Ish, just so he knows what's up.
2H - Armour on. Be prepared.
3N - Keep our reserves of strength for when we need it
4S - Trust our instincts. Let's hunt some demons.
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Apr 29, 2014 00:19
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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G. We are an eighty foot tall superman. Time to add another notch to our belt!
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May 2, 2014 02:52
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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AG.
ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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May 3, 2014 03:49
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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A. Well done murdering a bird, guys.
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May 4, 2014 00:14
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Guys this is a huge opportunity.
1B. Danal survived the Roc, he'll be ok.
2F. No time to gut the bird.
3L. El gets the best bits of the Roc. Failing that just set fire to the whole loving bird.
4T. HATCH THE EGG AND TAME THE BABY ROC. FLY TO BAITEL.
5K. Keep the egg in the bag, wear armour. Keep the egg bag in the sun during the day and lie with it at night.
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May 4, 2014 02:36
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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A quick note on hatching and raising a baby Roc:
Remember how we accidentally made Snarls a Mighty Man's Best Friend?
Think about raising a giant, telepathic bird who thinks we are its mother.
Think also about how much it would add to our fame to own such a bird.
A vote for hatching the Roc is a vote for awesomeness.
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I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
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Hatching the egg is really tempting, but how are we going to keep it fed? A grown Roc regularly eats cow-sized meals. If we let it go hunting near Zepath, it'll probably come back with someone else's livestock more often than not. We'll end up with a lot of furious farmers and a lot of silver wasted on settling disputes. Feeding it further afield would amount to a full-time job. And that's assuming Rocs are even trainable and that we know enough to keep one alive to adulthood.
For when it's young, we own cows.
Once it's old enough to hunt? Mancow season begins.
Just imagine it: a group of minotaurs stop as something blots out the sun. Suddenly, one of their number is snatched up by a giant bird. On it's back sits a giggling bearded giant and an excited giant dog.
Hunts for the pack!
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