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Jesus loving christ, I finally caught up.Ouroborus posted:1.L Have some of the remaining balls secure the cave. The rest should gather up as much not-silver as they can. Knives, swords, spears, the works, see if you can outfit your Balls with the not-silver armour. I vote for plan Ouroborourourbrours. L N R Where's the goddamn finger? Sidenote: I think it's funny that we'll be saving his life with a magical artifact, not some El-sanctioned tool. I bet he'll get a giggle out of it when we get back to the crib.
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If you fuckers get Paeb killed, I will be so mad. What if Paeb's death is the catalyst behind our end-of-days hallucination? A vote for "Not Saving Paeb" is a vote for apocalypse.
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Can we look to spare clothes/spears/cart bits and start making stretchers? We'll need a stable way to bring out our wounded. Can we focus our chi or whatever like we did with the bowl of dirt/water and attempt to affix our finger?
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Sep 11, 2014 14:50
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These fights would go a lot more smoothly if we hulked out, drained our mojo, and ate the creature.
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Sep 15, 2014 19:19
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B - Let's get the gently caress out  
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1. As to the pace of your trio... B. Ten minutes. We spend ten minutes to try to find those who ran off and treat the wounded then we MOVE! (Modified) Don't wander around or split up, wait for missing children to come to you. None show up, none get saved. We've got places to be. 2. What do you do with it? N. Burn it on an altar for El now. 3. Did you? V. I either do not know, do not care or decide I don't wish to say anything to my Balls about this.
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Sep 16, 2014 17:56
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D See if Snarls will hump your leg as you freak out... you know... for comedic relief. Nobody likes dead party members.
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Sep 18, 2014 14:13
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Do we know of any blooded amputees?
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Sep 18, 2014 20:13
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UppaTree posted:Things we must do WHEN, NOT IF, we return to consciousness after this clusterfuck. You forgot Bang Puabi! EDIT: sorry I misspelled the name. It's like when you read a book and you don't know how to pronounce the name so you make up a bullshit one. Hermione? gently caress that, she's hermermerm. Cannon_Fodder fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Sep 19, 2014 |
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If we wanted to try our warging again, what might be a safe animal to try it with? I was thinking something harmless like a bunny, but the second that bunny hits our body it's going to make an awful mess.
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Sep 19, 2014 15:52
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There Bias Two posted:I'm pretty sure we never actually told any of the Balls that we freed him. Tell Ebineezer Scrooge to shut his whore mouth and respictify my balls.
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Sep 19, 2014 18:37
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:B for Badass You can't argue with spelling. b
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Sep 23, 2014 13:55
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I vote we do a sexy pose calendar with our Balls to raise funds for the orphanage. Let's look fierce, and independent, but slightly vulnerable.
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Sep 23, 2014 16:31
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Lord Tywin posted:D seems like the best option. I see you didn't read my suggestion. 
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Sep 23, 2014 16:40
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Diog, thank you for your dedication to this thread. It's kept me very entertained and is the first thing I check when I get to work in the morning.
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Who would have thought that the secret to serious superpowers and telepathy would be in withholding our bladder/bowels?
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Sep 24, 2014 19:53
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F. B., but just give the treasure to provide for the families of those Balls who have died for you. Arrangements have been made to provide for them, but this is more than enough for them and their children to live lives of luxury. Make a drat orphanage. Teach the kids to be independent thinkers for gently caress's sake. Too much religious ignorance, stifling progress.
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Sep 26, 2014 13:56
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Volmarias posted:Preemptively voting to NOT lick Hiddai You're missin' out, man.
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Sep 29, 2014 16:12
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It seems the best weapon is a hydra. We need a pet hydra.
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We need to start smearing mud on ourselves a la Predator. I refuse to take us seriously until we dress for success and lead a guerrilla fight in the mountains. Who's regretting not having a pet Roc now, eh!?
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Do you think Diog walks away from the thread with his head held high after making a cool update, feelin' pretty fly about how the story is moving, but then returns after 130 posts of spergy nonsense and a single tear falls from his eye?
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Oct 7, 2014 21:57
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Expand our Balls for coverage, we've got a lot more territory to cover. We could set a rotating watch over Ibleam. 1/3 of our balls on a 3-4 week cycle to keep an eye on the place. I assume that none of their valuables have been moved. This could be part of the process. Load up whatever there is of value before Barkof helps himself. Edit: vvvv My God. Those balls are smooth as eggs!
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Oct 9, 2014 18:38
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JT Jag posted:The problem of keeping the Balls in money could probably be solved by running a merchant caravan to Baital every 5 or even 10 years or so. No matter how big the group gets, if we get in the habit of bringing rare monster parts up to Baital (and maybe a captured monster as well, that can be our "thing") and exotic goods back to the frontier and we'd make enough enough money to cover expenses and then some. Let's clean out Ibleam, then follow up with exporting some of it to Baital. Run whatever we take past Tudiya first.
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Oct 9, 2014 18:51
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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:After a few generations we can start giving them rights. Due to their greater proportions I suggest a compromise, they will be paid 3/5 the amount that we would give a man. Plan Lanky Coconut Tree +1
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Oct 10, 2014 13:59
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HiHo ChiRho posted:In light of Diog's unfortunate demise, I nominate the next update be written by Dr. Slaan. I demand Basscop do it. I'm sure it'll turn out fine. Plan Basscop
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Oct 14, 2014 13:38
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Cornuto posted:I vote to eat Basscop. hungry
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Oct 15, 2014 13:37
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Got any monster teeth handy? The Three-Eyed-Crow says "Fly".
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Oct 15, 2014 19:45
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We really did gently caress up when we ate the flute. 
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Oct 16, 2014 14:29
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Balls. (edited out a nonsense comment)
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Oct 17, 2014 23:12
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When can we start investing in badass tattoos for our baby girl? I'm thinking Boudicca from Civ 5 for some reason. Also, bows are only useful if she can draw them. Can we start her on some strength training? Maybe we could have her teach her brothers useful tips for how to shoot, building more cohesion and support for her being Daddy's Little Gender-Confused Neo.
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Oct 20, 2014 14:27
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Slaan posted:Diog, counting? The world is going to end! eat the capybaras! There ya go.
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Oct 20, 2014 21:47
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Basscop posted:O but unseen like a ninja. Prowl the road unseen and see if we spot anything Almost like a shark in the water. Also, count me in on this vote. O
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Oct 24, 2014 14:13
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Anyone else think the skull is just HellBastard popping in to say hello? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3312495
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Diogines posted:He fought at the temple, yet somehow escaped alive. He was Bareen's #2. What else you remember of him... I don't recall him being arrow-proof. Well, gently caress me. Cannon_Fodder fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Oct 29, 2014 |
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Oct 28, 2014 21:39
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Oct 30, 2014 15:06
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We better kill Jizzbum. I'm getting tired of his wizardry.
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Nov 3, 2014 00:16
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D. Move a few feet and try to grab your spear! So you can try to throw it at Jesbaam or to fight with it.
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Nov 3, 2014 00:31
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We still have a giant, a group of men, and an army of lovely little goblins. It's going to be a very busy afternoon, assuming we aren't fed to them.
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Nov 3, 2014 00:42
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We've got a penalties, singed pubic hair, and a dangly arm. This isn't lookin' real pretty right now.
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Diog R. R. Martin over here. If we can go forever (hyperbole) without breathing, why would we ever drop consciousness? Did the blade go through our spine? Why can't we move? Typical Ashrakan.
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