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Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Wait, is this what being caught up for once feels like?

Plan FoxTerrier.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 09:16

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:08

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

G. Maybe they'll learn something this way -- whether it's temple stuff or just the perfect way to scrub a floor, they shouldn't be acting this foolish. And that's coming from the champion of doing foolish things, so it better mean something.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 05:50

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Zodiac5000 posted:

Yeah. I don't honestly think I need to hear more from Ishamal if this is about to go where it looks like. He's basically screaming "This is going to absolutely suck in the most inconceivably worst way, and there is literally nothing you can do about it"

Time to bite the bullet. Thank Ishamal for being frank with us. Wait and watch whatever happens.

I agree with this.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 08:28

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Apparently my Santee won't be home to get their present until later in the month, so I'll wait eagerly until then.

Meanwhile, I agree that we should bury him with the pendant and note to our mom whenever we see her again (after the burial?) that he died still wearing what he gave her all those years ago.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 03:49

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Not gonna vote on the trip planning, since other people seem to have that well under control at this point.

But B, yes we pay back Indor by looking the other way while Puabi moves in and sets up shop. It's not consorting with a witch if we just ignore her the way Tudiya ignores Indor.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 07:41

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Just here with a Secret Santa update! I got two audiobooks in my email today: A Gentleman in Moscow and The Coroner's Lunch. I also have a physical present coming to me, so I'm very happy!

Still not changing my name back.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 21:20

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Fox Terrier is a great Santa. In addition to the audio books I mentioned already, I got this in the mail yesterday:

Excuse my messy couch.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 23:51

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Hot Dog Day 80 posted:

1. What do you do?
A. "Anvil!" you cry out to Uriah, then cry out "ELLLL!" He should focus on fighting defensively, you will fight offensively! Start off by nailing the demon in one of its four eyes! A small target, but you have excellent aim and it has not moved yet. If it moves a tougher shot.
Fb. (Optional Add on with A through E) Plan There Bias Two. And smash the altar on the way to the demon!

2. If you are voting to attack, what about the armed... slaves? Cultists?
N. I order my men to /try/ to spare them. Smash them out of the way to the best of your ability but if you have to, cripple and kill any you have to. Being willing to kill some of them will place your Balls in far less danger than N, but your group will almost certainly kill at least some of them.

This sounds good to me.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 04:06

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

EQ

Praise El and get his people back to safer territory.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 09:09

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

K, let the priest do his job.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 03:27

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Lots of options, but I think E is the one I most agree with.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 01:59

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

A+J because it doesn't seem incompatible to make an altar and sacrifice while we wait.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 03:19

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 10:04

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 08:37

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Faerunner posted:

Hit the Direction Buttons as prompted and attempt to perform of an acrobatic move, trying to position your legs on whatever surface Once-Consort is trying to smash you into and push off to prevent you from being hit so drat hard!

Mighty Gymnastics!

This

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 09:09

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

M per HBar, P

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 03:32

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 02:45

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 03:45

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Hb sounds reasonable to me.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 06:28

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

B. Let Zeb deal with him. Worst case scenario there is probably Zeb getting fed up and putting this bald eunuch on trial for sorcery, in which case the rear end in a top hat dies anyway.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 03:18

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

B. Smash it like the useless thing it is.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 05:41

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

G+C

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 01:34

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 09:43

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

I have nothing interesting to say so here's a capybara at work.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 10:29

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

The only Judaism-related thing I've noticed that I don't think has been brought up before is that Tanakh is the term for the Hebrew Bible. Diog just changed the spelling before he used it as a city name.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 02:25

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

C I

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 06:54

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

G Kb. Let's continue doing good things to earn respect along with the constant hero worship

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 02:34

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Diogines posted:

I wish Judaism was this fun. I am reasonably sure if any religious Jews I know, knew I made this thing they would be very, very upset with our vast blending of random parts of Jewish history and beliefs and merging them with what they would call idoloators!

As if worshiping a magical statue was any less logical than worshiping a magical carpenter or a magical voice in the sky.

Converting to Judaism and I am okay with mythology blending. Orthodox Jews would have an issue with it, but I plan on being Reform so it's all good. Stories are stories and this is a good one.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 23:29

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 08:29

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 06:51

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 23:34

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Plan SerSpook

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 04:53

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 08:55

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

C Gb

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 05:16

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Primary target: Behemoth
Secondary targets: everything else coming this way

2. B

# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 07:56

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 03:25

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 03:19

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

SerSpook posted:

I really think it's about time we retire. Focus on Kavodel, at least until the Jubilee, as well as our lessons with Ishamal. We should also spend some time in prayer in the Temple of El in Zepath before we go back home. We kinda hosed up, at the very least triple-dad will appreciate the gesture.

We can also spend a significant amount of time studying the archives of the Temple of El in Zepath and approach Ishamal and Zebanetha about getting the true and accurate accounts of our adventures recorded there, if they aren't already.

After the Jubilee we can re-evaluate.

Agreed.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 08:50

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

A, and try to make snow from water.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 05:38

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:08

Lord Zedd-Repulsa: Jul 21, 2007; Devour a good book.

Hell no. Keep the bow and our secrets.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2017 03:34

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