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I'm sure our history must contain stories of people who caught legendary amounts of cod or spilled legendary amounts of seed upon the beach. But I suppose that probably occupies a slightly different set of linguistic connotations than the wandering hero.
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Jun 12, 2013 02:19
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1. Where did you sleep each night? C. In my own bed in my mother's room because I love her so much! I did not want her to be lonely since I spend all day with Danal. 2. When Danal threw the ball I... D. I did not get the ball because I am not a dog! But Snarls Barkley was with us so I told him to get it! He is very smart and he did! 3. When Danal does his pranks I... B. I cover for him when he gets caught so he does not get in trouble. 4. Danal ignored me at first when I told him he HAD to do something, so I... D. I try again because I love Danal and I do not want him to get hurt! 5. How much does this bother me? E. Alright. I admit it. It does bother me. I try even harder to fit in because of it. I try to act like other people act. 6. I decided to... C. A robe like everyone else. 7. When Danal is sent to clean the temple I....(Pick the one that MOST represents your motivation) B. Go help him, of course! Danal is my friend. I try to keep him entertained by telling him jokes as we clean together. 8. Speaking of gods, what do you believe? B. I am uncertain what I believe, but I observe the religious practices other people follow. 9. When I am not playing with Danal, my favorite thing to do is... K. Sometimes I get to watch Tudiya do king stuff! He usually does not mind as long as I am quiet because I am Danal's friend. I like to follow him around and watch! Danal says it is boring! 10. Did I help Danal sneak out? A. Yes, I did. It was something we did regularly and I took a sword I "borrowed" like Danal said to. 11. When I really think about it, I honestly think that Danal is my.... A. Best friend.
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Aug 27, 2013 16:50
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Yep, the only thing we'll learn from that girl is what it feels like to have a broken heart.
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Aug 29, 2013 01:26
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C and C (tell Ishamal). I'm voting against this now just so I can get on my horse about it when it all goes tits up later on  SHE WILL BREAK OUR HEART DAMMIT
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Sep 6, 2013 04:53
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Uberwill posted:I - Ask Ishamal to break it off with Naomi, but then we let her know that we will become a great hero some day and on that day we will ask for her hand. (young love/crazy ambition/desire to not be a slave being the primary motivators for me) Chucking my vote in for this FoxTerrier posted:'I' is asking for Ishmael with help getting over a broken heart and seeing what he suggests. With any luck, this leads to our first tavern crawl. combined with this.
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Sep 6, 2013 21:28
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1. B 2. Whatever equipment they will give us (if nothing then staff) or... 3. B IF they give us equipment and IF we get to choose then a metal staff probably has the best usefulness:our ability ratio. And for El's sake do not let Danal come with us.
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Sep 8, 2013 20:10
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"It" could be some kind of coded message. If we convert it numerically using our sophisticated knowledge of mathematics and cryptology we get 9 and many-lots. Or perhaps its reversed, and we need many-lots of nine TIs... TI... emphasising the "Take it" in the original message... oh this Tudiya is a clever one... we have to take the throne back to the palace and circle it on our hands nine-and-many-lots times to complete the ritual and dispel the minotaurs.
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Sep 9, 2013 15:43
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1. Are you afraid of the monstrous horde? E. Maybe a little... there sure are a lot of them. 2. As Danal moves to climb down, what is your PRIMARY concern at this moment? A. Danal getting hurt, of course! He is my little brother! 3. Are you frustrated or angry that Danal is disobeying you? B. A little! My butt may be on the line here! 4. ....but you are going to keep calm, right?(Only pick one if you did NOT vote for A for #3 above) B. I am finding it a little hard, but I keep calm. 5. As Danal moves to climb down you.... I. Remind Danal that the palace is currently full of women (including our mother) and puppies, and if any of them slip past the mighty men we and Danal are the only bad enough dudes for quite some distance who will be able to help defend them. The household guard clearly aren't nearly as awesome as us, so we need to be on hand to help them out. Remind him further that as the King's son this duty is expected of him (regardless of how true that is). Hopefully that appeals to an 8 year old.
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Sep 10, 2013 01:45
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1. Just how badly do you want to get up there? C. I want to get up there quickly! 2. You are stronger, older, have longer legs and are significantly faster than Danal. Whatever pace go at, he is going to slow you down, quite a bit. You.... B. You are still quite a bit bigger than Danal, toss him over a shoulder and run for it! 3. As you close in towards area where the first minotaurs have died, you... G. Search the field for wounded, and help anyone that we can. At the very least by finding those still alive and drawing attention towards them. Breaking our promise to help wounded men is one thing, but breaking our promise and putting Danal in danger to get a few trinkets off enemies we didn't even help to kill is going to make Tudiya furious.
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Sep 14, 2013 03:39
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I'm not really sure that we can gain any prestige from looting/scavanging from the work of others. Far better to do something useful like helping the wounded.
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Sep 14, 2013 14:24
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SerSpook posted:Man, it's going to be great when we travel around the world, just killing monsters. Then making the first seaside city, gonna call it "Enkidelville". Or "Danalville" in honour of the tragic, preventable death of our impulsive friend.
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Sep 15, 2013 02:54
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I vote we spend all this time learning how to make friends and defuse hostile situations 
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Sep 22, 2013 15:40
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SerSpook posted:I'd really like an update rather than the full story of Labaras right now, so may I offer a compromise of sorts? +1 for this. Honestly I quite like having the story of our namesake teased out over time, such that the parellels are retrospective of our own life. To do it the other way around might present something like a guide for us to live up to and vote in line with, which I think would spoil things a bit.
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Sep 24, 2013 04:13
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There doesn't have to be anything magic about the army losing morale when they see their biggest and best torn limb from limb.
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Sep 27, 2013 00:53
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Quaff piss til it dribbles down our chin. edit: I also vote that we enjoy it. Captain Mediocre fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Oct 6, 2013 |
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Oct 6, 2013 12:15
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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:You guys do know that a dog as smart as Snarls will NEVER be able to look at us or treat us the same way after we spend 3 days drinking his piss right? He's a dog! Dogs eat their own poo poo!
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Oct 6, 2013 19:29
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Lets not make an oath to serve El all our lives, for one thing we have no idea what might happen in the future and its going to bite us in the rear end if we ever find out something which changes our mind about him.
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Oct 10, 2013 02:23
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"Milk" it anyway.
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Oct 24, 2013 03:05
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Theglavwen posted:B: Talk to it. "Hi goat." He's tossed us a bone, we need to do a bit of bone tossing in return. B. Lets milk that goat.
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Oct 24, 2013 03:23
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Got milk?
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Oct 24, 2013 04:21
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Tudiya can read minds (or close), he'll know we didn't cheat. edit: yeah, that ^
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Oct 25, 2013 02:08
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Also the people on the street have themselves mostly undergone trivial nancy trials anyway so they can't exactly criticise us.
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Oct 25, 2013 02:12
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B - though any positive option is fine really.
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Nov 7, 2013 11:11
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Well we never did get to toss off that goat. I am going to consider this development fair recompense on Diogines' part.
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Nov 10, 2013 03:04
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Ahaha brilliant.
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Nov 12, 2013 17:39
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Volmarias posted:Is this a rhetorical question, or does he actually want us to say what we think? Tell him we think that without the mighty men we'd spend much less time listening to smarmy sarcastic replies like this one
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Nov 18, 2013 00:03
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One big domestic harmony potion.
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Nov 19, 2013 00:38
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There Bias Two posted:Okay, that does it. Preemptively voting to make chitin armor out of the scorpion carcass for Snarls ASAP. Christ this is an excellent idea.
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Nov 27, 2013 02:47
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Dec 17, 2013 02:55
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B Bail. The turning point for me was when she called Ishamal a fool.
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Dec 19, 2013 17:21
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If we stay and we're wrong then welp, fair enough. If we go and we're wrong, we're the biggest rear end in a top hat this side of Baitel. Given that none of the supernatural beings we've encountered have ever chastised us for believing in El, I don't see there's much to lose by carrying on whether he exists or not. B - Tell her politely but firmly, no thanks. Considering how many years she's apparently had to think about this, she sure has done a lovely job of bringing it up out the blue and demanding we leave immediately. Why on earth would she think we'd accept? At least when other people withold information they are straight up about it, she is trying to use it as leverage to get us to make a huge decision in her favour. gently caress you, Bareen. Captain Mediocre fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Dec 20, 2013 |
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Dec 20, 2013 05:13
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Except in terms of personal repercussions for us, the Melachim (or the devil) apparently don't really care that we worship El. It is apparently an incredibly big deal for El if we worship the Melachim. The risk/reward balance isn't the same, there's no need to go with the upheaval.
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Dec 20, 2013 17:32
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Zybourne Clock posted:Question for Diogines: do we know where in Zepath Barkof lives? Is Tudiya's house (I presume this is where we keep our club) along the way to Barkof's? And is that extra bundle of arrows still available to us? If we were to go alone to visit Barkof we'd also be giving ourselves another last opportunity to be successfully kidnapped. Let's stay near the Mighty Men for a bit once this fight is sorted.
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Dec 25, 2013 20:36
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I would really like the final revelation of this CYOA to be that we aren't special, we never were special, and all of our problems were caused by the assumption that we are.
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Dec 26, 2013 02:19
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JT Jag posted:An ordinary nearly 8-foot tall doofus. Magic food
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Dec 26, 2013 15:17
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Vote for general not-leaving
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Dec 31, 2013 02:25
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I'm pro-kids insofar as I think its what Enkidel would/ought to do, but only so long as we don't end up playing a child micromanagement CYOA. But then no doubt Dio would only guilt-trip us about not spending enough time with them Not that it matters because I bet Enkidel is probably infertile.
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Jan 21, 2014 01:55
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Azzazzel knows about the dog piss and told us not to do it. Azzazzel knows about molesting a goat and didn't tell us not to do it. Find another goat
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Jan 21, 2014 06:01
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Ishamal is our Sebek and I see no problem with taking advantage of the advice, even if we do it a lot. Visit Ishamal.
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