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When harpies are spotted, our militia will form a tight shieldwall around Enki. He is taller than the others by far. We'll function as a (barely) mobile armoured transport with a turret gunner. I like Meaty Men too.
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Snarls was secretly neutered by Ish to save the world from Puppies of Mass Destruction.
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1 - A 2 - A Terrible Person's plan 3 - VMY
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Voting F, mainly because this is probably the only chance we'll get in quite some time to observe a minotaur over a long stretch of time. Also, ask Indor to cook up something to grant Enki the ability to speak and understand the minotaur language. Should be very interesting to hear what it has to say about Orcs, suicidal attacks on Zepath and what's in those mountains. If it turns out to be a cool cow, let it 'escape' in Baitel to find a good death. Let's see those city softies deal with a real threat!
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Diogenes, question for Indor, please: Is there a way for a man to communicate with a minotaur? Or any mortal being besides men (and dogs)? If so, can you help me do it? I really want to have a chat with a monster.
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Tell Snarls he can ask the stone whatever he wants. If necessary, translate. Also, B.
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A. Remain very, very still. Wait for nightfall and try to sneak away, or earlier if the chance arises. I really doubt we'll be able to hurt this thing. Better to leave it alone and keep going.
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I love the idea of hatching and raising Larry. We'll feed him loads of monster meat to make sure he understands what is kosher. This also means we won't flood the market, keeping Tudiya happy. And when he grows up, I'm pretty sure flying this thing to Athar will make the trip easier and help with the negotiations where we demand all the pearls and pay with freedom/death. We really should look into hiring a falconeer anyway, if only to raise us a couple of homing birds of some kind. The ability to send word to Zepath right now would have been handy. Or whenever we go out with our Balls and have a pile of minotaur parts that need to be picked up by our bitchin' cage wagon. Or the next time we spot a hostile army. Also, I love this CYOA. Thanks, Diogenes!
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Larry!
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Nah. Zc is the most fun. And a trip to Tanaach.
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:The theory of Asherah pleading for help seems interesting. If Asherah is a fallen Melachim, then maybe Asherah still has a love for humanity that all the Melachim have. Asherah probably was punished or more likely hosed themselves up into their miserable and uncontrollable hunger, kind of how Enkidel hosed himself up into horrible hunger by not breathing. If this is the case, then Asherah is living in a hell totally overwhelmed by hunger and unable to stop eating people. Maybe those random words under the hunger were please for the Melachim to kill him and save the villagers. What if Asherak IS dead and Asherah is actually Ishamal's son, who turned into a horrible cursed man eating demon. Must freak him out that we named our kid Ash...
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A C: Who would be willing and able to teach us how to control our hunger the soonest?
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Ahahaha! Nice one. Fortune favours the bold, by the way.
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2: C If only so we can learn enough cuss words to properly insult the next minotaur champion we meet before we kill it.
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E: The time Paebel was spared after the Bareen incident.
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A We are now the laser target designator that will guide the orbital strike of the Melachim. Focus on the most important force multiplier the attacker has: Mighty men and the kings. Make it count, Smattas. You big douche.
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A Terrible Person posted:FoxTerrier posted: Voting for this too. Also, I wonder why Danal didn't want to get laid. Is he saving himself for the right one because we did? Secret friends with Paebel? Daddy says no? Magnus Venator fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jun 14, 2014 |
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southpaugh posted:5. Ruth is obviously Danal + Bagar's Gaybie. Danal's gonna be so pissed when he finds out we got Bagar cured by the Melachim.
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Crudus posted:I hear capybaras are good eating. They are, actually. Had some in Venezuela. Sort of a rough texture pig with a hint of tuna. Good stuff. Also, piranha is great. Please don't kill me, Capybaras of Fate. D, G
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Affi posted:A. No take backs Fully agree with this.
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Also, bring everything we got from Indor, especially the blue powder which allows several people a lengthy, forced march...
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Larry would have been a nice asset right now. Or a couple of homing pigeons...
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C seems to be the best choice. Get out now. Grab some kids, but if they slow us down too much, we have to drop them. A blooded soldier is not worth losing to save a blooded child. Sorry, bub.
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Tomn posted:Meanwhile, Enkidel hasn't actually been physically injured yet, has he? Jalitha cut his scalp while giving him his first ever haircut. Enkidel was beaten up pretty badly by Lullaya and his goons in the aftermath of the first minotaur attack on Zepath. His arm was busted up real bad, and then got fixed in the dreamworld. Can't remember anything serious since, but surely Enkidel would have noticed by now if his skin turned into kevlar? Magnus Venator fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Aug 26, 2014 |
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JT Jag posted:One of the thread theories is that too much direct worship of a Melachim warps the Melachim, making the Melachim crave further worship and sacrifices in their name, perhaps growing addicted to it. That is how all the Greater Demoms are made, and that's why El exists: to act as a well to pool the collective worship energies of humanity that the Melachim can feed off safely. If this is true, I wonder which Melachim is currently getting the most worship. Will Smythos (Demon of fire) turn demonic before Marnal (Demon of grief)? Did we ever get an update where Diogenes states which one is the most popular among the El-forsaken heathens?
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There Bias Two posted:
Don't think we've seen them actually fight, only drink and tell crude jokes. Ergo, their version of our Ball Trance is Pub Crawl. Ish never gets drunk because they have perfect blood alcohol coordination.
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There Bias Two posted:I think they fought during the last battle at Zepath where we made a mountain of minotaur corpses. So Pub Brawl, then.
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C: Grab a large whiskey (Isle of Arran), a good sci-fi book (Altered Carbon) and enjoy some good music (Tron soundtrack). Relax, knowing we'll be right here tomorrow. Thanks, Diogenes!
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We initially founded our Balls when we had to fill a jar of foreskins so we could marry Naomi. We very nearly argued ourselves into doing the hunting alone. Imagine if we went at it with just Snarls... Would we have an intelligent dog the size of a polar bear?
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Paradise Lost: A schizophrenic endlessly second-guessing his every action I love this CYOA. Thank you, Diog.
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Hang on. Join the three voices, and part of the message is clearer. And stranger: "Ever, our eyes upon Zepath and this land and it's people. And we guard and protect from dangers without and within, even from ourselves." Edit: Wanted to ask these questions, but I realize the answers now. Never mind! Who or what within Zepath is a danger to Zepath? What danger do you pose to Zepath? Which other cities have guardians like you? Magnus Venator fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Dec 2, 2014 |
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FoxTerrier posted:Truth Voting D.
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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:We could institute a small form of taxation in our village, primarily to pay off guards and so on. All this is looking way too far into the future however. Hahah. Taxation is somehow worse than Melachim worship. Let's not do both.
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Oh, and there has been some warfare between Ibleam and Zepath in the past, just not recently. This quote is from the Bareen incident:Diogines posted:You have knowledge of Zepathan politics as a result of your decision to prioritize time with Tudiya during your time in Zepath. This is certainly going to be embarrassing for him. The kings of Tanaach and Ibleam are both cousins of Tudiya, the cities having been founded originally by settlers from Zepath, no one is going to go to war over it, but it is certainly going to be embarrassing.
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Typing out my ultimate goal for Enkidel made me realize this game will go on for quite some time. And it's going to ROCK!
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