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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

That's my Daisy!

Now all I can hear in my head is the DVD commentary where Urbaniak just keep saying this over and over.

tarlibone posted:

Another good one that proved to be a goldmine in terms of quotes and plot elements for future episodes was I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills.

"Alright, so I hosed her! What of it!?"

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RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...


tarlibone posted:

Another good one that proved to be a goldmine in terms of quotes and plot elements for future episodes was I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills.

(incoherent beeping)
"Jock rock" my rear end! Listen to those lyrics, man! It's all about love, and longing....
(incoherent beeping)
... Yes, and... and hobbits, too....
(incoherent beeping)
Look it's a metaphor, they, they wrote about a lot of other stuff. Why am I arguing with a robot?


My personal favorite Brock/HELPeR bit comes a little later, though:

(several moments of incoherent beeping)
That's beautiful, HELPeR, what was that, Shel Silverstein?
(incoherent beeping)
Well I don't think Maya Angelou was talking about this chick. She's as deadly as they come, and if she hurts those boys again, I'm gonna take her down permanently this time!
(incoherent beeping)
No, not Maya Angelou!


And it bears mentioning that even the episode titles are good.

For me the best Brock/HELPeR interaction is "No, HELPeR, do not engage helicopter blades!" but their antics from I Know Why The Caged Bird Kills are great too.

I regularly say, complete with accent, "Ever since the Iron Man, everybody want the robot heart," which confuses the hell out of my girlfriend who hasn't even reached the end of season three yet.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die

Grimey Drawer

tarlibone posted:

I love that he provided a complete plot dump when he first spoke to Dr. Venture, but because they're so used to bizarre poo poo going on, and because they are so self-centered, everybody totally misses why he is there when it was literally the first thing he told them, and he was crystal clear about it. Even at the very end, "Who the hell is that?" / "Long story, just ignore him."

Oh, I never looked at it that way. I thought they were just taking him at face value when he said they'll never know the criteria they'll be judged by.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Pillbug

Sash! posted:

Now all I can hear in my head is the DVD commentary where Urbaniak just keep saying this over and over.

THEY'RE ROBOT BONES!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

I just noticed at Hatreds Party in season 3, Galacticon is in the background.

he posted your wifes head on a bunch of softcore pictures...they're under the folder special software

Brock's gonna talk about naked sex ladies!

twistedmentat fucked around with this message at Jun 14, 2015 around 18:43

Delaio
Jul 14, 2012



"What if he's lying?"

"Oh, if he were telling the truth, that would be better?"

Also, "SOMEONE LEFT A BABY"

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!


Aww, now I got blue balls in my blood eye.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

Dr Christmas posted:

Aww, now I got blue balls in my blood eye.

Dr. Orpheus: Well there's no need to be petulant about it!
Alchemist: Give him hell, JT!

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012
IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

The Alchemist:
Okay, I bring it up to smell it, right. But somehow the cotton got stuck to my fingers, so when I smell my fingers, the cotton's getting stuck to my razor stubble. So then I have this poo poo-cotton all over my face!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Lord Frisk posted:

The Alchemist:
Okay, I bring it up to smell it, right. But somehow the cotton got stuck to my fingers, so when I smell my fingers, the cotton's getting stuck to my razor stubble. So then I have this poo poo-cotton all over my face!

The rushed delivery of this line really makes that whole scene for me.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



I don't know whether Jefferson twilight or red mantel and dragoon are funnier

johntfs
Jun 7, 2013

by Cowcaster


Soiled Meat

Jose posted:

I don't know whether Jefferson twilight or red mantel and dragoon are funnier

Red Mantle and Dragoon. Jefferson Twilight is basically Venture Blade but Red Mantle is Drunk Obi-wan Kenobi who's grown a second evilish head.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.


Two heads ARE better than one.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012
IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

rear end to rear end!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

I liked Dr Z the best.

Scorpions, can i drop scorpions on him?

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.

Master Twig posted:

Two heads ARE better than one.

The fact that he was waiting to say that just elevates it.

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005


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Please do not look away from...the Nozzle.
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The Nozzle is now calibrating.
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The Nozzle is still calibrating.
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The Nozzle has completed calibration.
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Thank you.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

I can't believe they nozzled you.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

Mraagvpeine posted:

The fact that he was waiting to say that just elevates it.

What's hilarious (to me at the time, at any rate) is that I, too, had been waiting for him to say it.

Red Mantle: Great, we knocked him out.
Dragoon: What is this, an episode of Gilligan's Island? Everybody gets hit once and they are instantly unconscious!
Red Mantle: Good one. Six bucks says he has amnesia when he wakes up.

Ra Ra Rasputin
Apr 2, 2011


Jose posted:

I don't know whether Jefferson twilight or red mantel and dragoon are funnier

Yes, Agents Kenan and Kel!

We just want it on record that we don't like our codenames.

Noted.

New Yorp New Yorp
Jul 18, 2003

Only in Kenya.


Pillbug

"This is a magical gathering!"
"I told you, I find those card games very confusing!"

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



I loved that the side effects of the depowering...whatever the hell that was...included "loss of life."

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Sash! posted:

I loved that the side effects of the depowering...whatever the hell that was...included "loss of life."

That's how they roll in organized villainy.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

You don't want my life. What do I have to show for it? Chozo DNA in my body, Metroid Prime blood on my hands, and a foot locker full of Ridleys.


Sash! posted:

I loved that the side effects of the depowering...whatever the hell that was...included "loss of life."

Even better is when one of the guards just goes JUST a siiiiide effect to Professor Impossible when he asks about it.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

How can you have diarrhea and constipation?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



"Then we'll send your next of kin a jug of blood and a very nice card."

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~


AlternateNu posted:

Please do not be alarmed. We are about to engage...the Nozzle.
...
Please do not move while the Nozzle is engaging.
...
Moving will disrupt calibration of...the Nozzle.
...
Please wait while we calibrate...the Nozzle.
...
Please do not look away from...the Nozzle.
...
The Nozzle is now calibrating.
...
The Nozzle is still calibrating.
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The Nozzle has completed calibration.
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Thank you.

What was that thing?

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

SRM posted:

What was that thing?

I have no idea. Standard, uh....

Red
Apr 15, 2003

They're mines...

tarlibone posted:

I have no idea. Standard, uh....

YOU ARE NOT HERE TO WRITE ESSAYS!

Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.

And who could forget *raises up the Venture sign*


GO TEAM VENTURE!

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Mraagvpeine posted:

And who could forget *raises up the Venture sign*


GO TEAM VENTURE!

I, uh, I dunno, they just do that.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

Mraagvpeine posted:

And who could forget *raises up the Venture sign*


GO TEAM VENTURE!

I think I just found my first arch enemies.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl and FOURTEEN KARAT GOLD!!!

Warning: SU Season 3 Spoilers


tarlibone posted:

I think I just found my first arch enemies.

That line I think more than anything is why people were expecting Kim to come back(that and getting a lot of dialogue for a one shot character who doesn't die, and the dire dearth of recurring female characters on this show)

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009


Cigar?

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~


drrockso20 posted:

That line I think more than anything is why people were expecting Kim to come back(that and getting a lot of dialogue for a one shot character who doesn't die, and the dire dearth of recurring female characters on this show)

You masturbate enough.

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble



still don't smoke!

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009



Those are for guests.

What is this diet?!

The domesticity of the Monarch couple gets me every time.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Dazerbeams posted:

Those are for guests.

What is this diet?!

The domesticity of the Monarch couple gets me every time.

It's like having my dad do the shopping!

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl and FOURTEEN KARAT GOLD!!!

Warning: SU Season 3 Spoilers


SRM posted:

You masturbate enough.

Is that a quote or an insult, it's hard to tell in this thread sometimes

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Bobulus
Jan 28, 2007



drrockso20 posted:

Is that a quote or an insult, it's hard to tell in this thread sometimes

It's both! It's a quote of the show creators, insulting a fan who asked about Kim at a convention.

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