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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008


feedmyleg posted:

Real Adventures was awful. Great theme song, though.

aaahhhhh now it's stuck in my head

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Eela6
May 25, 2007


Shredded Hen

Ghosts of the Sargasso and Escape from the House of Mummies, PT II are my go-to episodes. They don't require any context for newbies and they're just hilarious top to bottom.

"You hold a gun like a guy who plays Riven" and "The smallest man is the biggest man" slay me every time.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...


"Too bad, if you'd kept your mouth shut you could've won the gentleman," is one of my all-time favorite lines in anything.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jan 1, 1970

I WILL MEDITATE AND THEN DESTROY YOU


Floss Finder

edit: ^^^^ ahaha and that one

"The stone fox in A Mother's Right: The Elizabeth Morgan Story" does it for me. Like I'm surprised (kind of) that doc and jackson have even heard of that movie and, given its subject matter, the idea of rusty getting off watching it is hilariously foul.

TurboFlamingChicken
Sep 13, 2007


I still catch myself quoting "Now nobody gets the shrink Ray!" What an odd and great line.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jan 1, 1970

I WILL MEDITATE AND THEN DESTROY YOU


Floss Finder

Oh also....it's a soft, sheer fabric, I warmed some up in the dryer.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009


TurboFlamingChicken posted:

I still catch myself quoting "Now nobody gets the shrink Ray!" What an odd and great line.

I like to think that mook is out there somewhere still looking for that gun he threw.

Eela6
May 25, 2007


Shredded Hen

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Oh also....it's a soft, sheer fabric, I warmed some up in the dryer.

Get out of here! I'm serious, I don't even want to LOOK at you any more!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Pillbug

Hey, what happened to the annoying one?

We ate him.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Billy put, "Half a melon heated up in the microwave." That's very creative!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


"DustBuster, with corner attachment."
"That... Sounds dangerous."

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

I didn't understand the question!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

One miss Bonnie Bedelia

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009


Nice shooting William S. Burroughs.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

You don't want my life. What do I have to show for it? Chozo DNA in my body, Metroid Prime blood on my hands, and a foot locker full of Ridleys.


As usual your detective skills are impeccable, Samson
You've succeeded in exposing my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon chained to an Albino

This line kills me every time because the way Underbite just drips with sarcasm at Brock.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Pillbug

Really it's 100% the style of dialogue that makes the show. It just feels, I guess real? natural?

Monarch and 21 yelling Dude! at each other in the warhol episode makes me laugh every time.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

Victor-Echo-November has some great lines and you don't need all that much background on the characters outside of the tension between Monarch, Dr Girlfriend and Phantom Limb. But that can be explained as 'these two used to date and he hates her new guy'. Pretty much all the lines from the bathroom scenes are great, from "...Naked" to "Hey, I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore!" "Me neither". Just fun stuff all around.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009


"Kim? huge character, comes back later. You will be shocked...."

qirex
Feb 15, 2001



"I am into costumed business" is one of my favorite lines ever.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013



"Give me the Hand of Osiris!"

"Give me head."

"You didn't just say that!"

"I absolutely did, now what are ya gonna do about it?"

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009


Machai posted:

"Give me the Hand of Osiris!"

"Give me head."

"You didn't just say that!"

"I absolutely did, now what are ya gonna do about it?"

This one gets me every time, It's the way he reacts to hearing Rusty Venture flatly demanding head.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...


Vicissitude posted:

Victor-Echo-November has some great lines and you don't need all that much background on the characters outside of the tension between Monarch, Dr Girlfriend and Phantom Limb. But that can be explained as 'these two used to date and he hates her new guy'. Pretty much all the lines from the bathroom scenes are great, from "...Naked" to "Hey, I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore!" "Me neither". Just fun stuff all around.

"Nnnice rear end, Samson."

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

Vicissitude posted:

Victor-Echo-November has some great lines and you don't need all that much background on the characters outside of the tension between Monarch, Dr Girlfriend and Phantom Limb. But that can be explained as 'these two used to date and he hates her new guy'. Pretty much all the lines from the bathroom scenes are great, from "...Naked" to "Hey, I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore!" "Me neither". Just fun stuff all around.

Yes!

Favorite line, maybe of the series: "I can't believe it's hard to kill these two!"

Escape to the House of Mummies pt. 2 goodies: I wonder what it was that Billy tried to explain to White "like, a thousand times" after he broke the shrink ray. I know only that it had something to do with treasure maps hidden in stuff.

"We have more bullets, you know. You gotta stop doing that."

"Hold on... this other head likes to clean my genitals with his mouth. I know it sounds weird--I let him do it, because it feels great. Oh yeah. The problem is, I can taste it, so... I taste my own genitals... in my mouth. It's... a conundrum."

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


"I'm gonna be a super villain"
"Ehhh, I'm gonna be batman"

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...


"You know what on second thought, Caligula, you take the second wave alone."

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

RandallODim posted:

"You know what on second thought, Caligula, you take the second wave alone."

"When the gates open, me, Poe, and me rush in, you got that?" "You're gonna kill 'im when he shows up, aren't ya?" "Oh, you know it!"

Dick Holden
Jul 18, 2003

Purple!

I'm rewatching from season 1 and the two lines that got me good were these:

"Condoms, pfft. Rusty doesn't need gadgets to please a women."

"Holy poo poo, you're Dean loving Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back. Here's your cigarette."
"gently caress you, gimme a dollar."

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



You think your hot poo poo in a champagne glass, but your really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup!

Just a perfect scared straight moment.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

At the end of Return to Spider Skull Island...

Venture: What's with the slow-speed pursuit?
Orpheus: (launches into a long, sing-song explanation)
Venture: (interrupting Orpheus) FINE!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdZCLJDmWgI

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003



Data Graham posted:

WALKING EYE!

Monkey proof welding...

Edit:

I always wanted to get Edgar Allen Poe in a headlock, that thing is like a pumpkin!

Capn Beeb fucked around with this message at Jul 29, 2017 around 19:08

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

I want to see Brock's full list of cool crap he thinks he'll never get to do.

He's managed to check off "Get Edgar Allen Poe in a headlock!" and "Stab Hitler to death," which is impressive. Makes one wonder what else there is.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

You don't want my life. What do I have to show for it? Chozo DNA in my body, Metroid Prime blood on my hands, and a foot locker full of Ridleys.


I always loved The Monarch since day one (I mean who doesn't love this doofus)

this is STILL my favorite quote from him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbZWXPaiM0s

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Now Venture'll send Samson after the rest of us and he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses! I like my rear end, gentlemen!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Pillbug

Are you there God? is great when Brock is just loving around for the fun of both of them. It's obvious they both love their jobs and really don't hate each other.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...


"You can't yell at us for follow orders!"
"Or kill us for following orders!"

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Why are we arguing in front of the henchmen anyway?

Because the henchmen are standing here.

Are you two gonna get a divorce?

smidgeonnn
Jan 30, 2015

Hero will never give up,
never hide,
never be defeated,
never accept evil.


SMURFS DON'T LAY EGGS!

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005


smidgeonnn posted:

SMURFS DON'T LAY EGGS!

"Ogo...pogo! *glare* Plesiosaur!"


also from Twenty Years to Midnight when Rusty wakes up from that dream.
"Oh god. I thought I stopped having those dreams."
"ThAT WaS A WeIRd ONe!"
"Oh great. It can read my mind!"
"IGNORE ME!"

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

"I-I just... I just wanted to kick his rear end! I wanted to build a machine to kick his rear end! I wanted to build an empire to house the machine to kick his rear end!"
"Then, by god... Let's go take a dump in his pool!"

I love that they actually got some closure on that throwaway joke this season

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



You only caught me because I had a lighter up my rear end.

Ok, now I believe your Hank's friend.

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