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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

It was actually the response to a fan asking if we'll ever see Dr Girlfriend fight Molotov.

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Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007



"Well while your head is up there, can you take a look at my prostate, daddy fears the cansker!"

I got Watched the AMC show Halt and Catch Fire the other day and was pleasantly surprised to see (and hear) Toby Huss as a pissed off Texan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbKIH4E8hac

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks


Delaio posted:

Also, "SOMEONE LEFT A BABY"

The whole Grand Galactic Inquisitor episode was great. I loved how everyone in earshot cringed from the volume every time he talked.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

"Forget it Jake, it's Sooze-Town" Is that me? Am I the Suddenly Sooze-Town of people??


"Sasquatch is something I haven't seen before. "

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

Don't let his title fool 'ya, I'm the smart one.

Tears?! You have to be kidding me! You know that sick, deformed slob - You know he was pounding his invisible meat all over that skimpy thing!

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

You don't want my life. What do I have to show for it? Chozo DNA in my body, Metroid Prime blood on my hands, and a foot locker full of Ridleys.


Listen up I know that I have beat on most of you the past.

I FORGIVE YOU Brock Samson I was asking for it, I love you BROCK SAMSON

Now God knows a child can take you guys one and one,

Ya know we do the best we can we try.

But as a swarm even you guys can be dangerous. WELCOME TO BIG BOY TOWN!!!

As of this moment, you are no longer butterflies!

TODAY

YOU

ARE

MUDERFLIES!!!

One decisive blow we go for the head and WATCH THE BODY DIE.

I love when Brock Samson gives his cowboy speeches.

Ra Ra Rasputin
Apr 2, 2011


Tatsuta Age posted:

still don't smoke!

Cigar?

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

"WHO IS HECTOR MOLINA, AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING ME HIS JUNK MAIL?!"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

I love how Monstroso has a crappy devil cap from a halloween costume that he puts on when he's doing guild stuff.

I LOVE HITLER AND HITLER LOVES ME!

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



Pope Guilty posted:

"WHO IS HECTOR MOLINA, AND WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING ME HIS JUNK MAIL?!"



Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



twistedmentat posted:

I love how Monstroso has a crappy devil cap from a halloween costume that he puts on when he's doing guild stuff.

I LOVE HITLER AND HITLER LOVES ME!

Gentlemen, veil yourselves. This is Guild business.


everyone puts on their Cobra Commander hoods

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

twistedmentat posted:

I LOVE HITLER AND HITLER LOVES ME!

He's not all bad; Hitler just needs someone to believe in him. Can't you just give Hitler a chance??

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

You don't want my life. What do I have to show for it? Chozo DNA in my body, Metroid Prime blood on my hands, and a foot locker full of Ridleys.


It was me yeah. Totally killed Hitler.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.






Dead Man’s Band

Shindragon posted:

Listen up I know that I have beat on most of you the past.

I FORGIVE YOU Brock Samson I was asking for it, I love you BROCK SAMSON

Now God knows a child can take you guys one and one,

Ya know we do the best we can we try.

But as a swarm even you guys can be dangerous. WELCOME TO BIG BOY TOWN!!!

As of this moment, you are no longer butterflies!

TODAY

YOU

ARE

MUDERFLIES!!!

One decisive blow we go for the head and WATCH THE BODY DIE.

I love when Brock Samson gives his cowboy speeches.

Here he comes, boys! And I want you to give our new commander all the respect you were supposed to give 24.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

These are for showing not for blowing.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

I got plastic knees, you son of a bitch!

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009


Ya live by the ghost, ya die by the ghost

New Yorp New Yorp
Jul 18, 2003

Only in Kenya.


Pillbug

Reset Smith posted:

Ya live by the ghost, ya die by the ghost

You didn't play by the rules... the ghost pirate rules!

I say both of these phrases way too much.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014


Am I a... bad person?
AM I??


Fun Shoe

Ithaqua posted:

You didn't play by the rules... the ghost pirate rules!

I say both of these phrases way too much.

The Pirate gets a lot of good lines.

Pirate Captain: We can't all be famous adventurers. That doesn't mean you have to be out of the adventure game altogether.
Camper: You mean becoming super villains?
Pirate Captain: Shiver me timbers, no!! I'm talkin' about the rubber mask set. The little guys.
Camper: Do we get to wear cool costumes?
Pirate Captain: You bet you do! If you run a museum you get yourself a glowing suit of armor! Wanna protect your gold from meddling kids? You might try a ghost miner forty-niner. Look at me, I look like Johnny Depp! Oh, and that's not all! Sometimes you get to hang out with people who were famous once, like Cher, and the guy who did the voice for Inspector Gadget.

But from his first appearance, nothing beats his reaction to how Brock took care of the ghost problem: "Well we could've done that!"

TurboFlamingChicken
Sep 13, 2007



"Now no one gets the shrink ray!"

Catch myself saying that from time to time. Such a classic.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

I think you mean dont piss in the sink....again!


FINE GIVE ME A loving CIGAR!

weak wrists big dick
Dec 17, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

]


Jefferson Twilight: Killin' Blackulas with a sword is cool. But you know what's really cool? Safety!
Dr. Orpheus: The Order of the Triad have many strange and mysterious enemies!
The Alchemist: Enemies...of safety!

kefkafloyd
Jun 8, 2006

What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

poo poo, it's Chuck Scarsdale! Hide, or we'll be on the news!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

How many Yaz albums do you have on this thing!?


Pope Guilty posted:

I got plastic knees, you son of a bitch!

Love the Action Man.

Action!!!Action!!!Action!!!Action!!!Action!!!Action!!!ACTIOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Rodney! Rodney! Even Uk-Uk is a primative savage, but he knows when to pull his punches!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somehwere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold




Buttmeister posted:

Jefferson Twilight: Killin' Blackulas with a sword is cool. But you know what's really cool? Safety!
Dr. Orpheus: The Order of the Triad have many strange and mysterious enemies!
The Alchemist: Enemies...of safety!

His name is radon and he will give you lung cancer!

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.

kefkafloyd posted:

poo poo, it's Chuck Scarsdale! Hide, or we'll be on the news!

That one still gets me every time I hear it.

Here we have Dr. Venture in a high stakes game of "get Dean back" so the Monarch doesn't get to keep the money. He's going into Captain Sunshine's lair. What he's worried about is being on the news.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



poo poo! Mall cops!

Even better bleeped

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

His name is radon and he will give you lung cancer!

Look! I'm in the Residents!

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~


twistedmentat posted:

Love the Action Man.

Action!!!Action!!!Action!!!Action!!!Action!!!Action!!!ACTIOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Rodney! Rodney! Even Uk-Uk is a primative savage, but he knows when to pull his punches!

Not today, Rusty. Not today...

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somehwere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold




ROBO-BO GET THE CONJECTURE CYCLE!

Dazerbeams
Jul 8, 2009



And this is my magic murder bag.

I have become ze proud papa!

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Dazerbeams posted:

And this is my magic murder bag.

I have become ze proud papa!

Who wants popcooooorn! ...What did I miss?

johntfs
Jun 7, 2013

by Cowcaster


Soiled Meat

All right! Let's raise some zombies!

New Yorp New Yorp
Jul 18, 2003

Only in Kenya.


Pillbug

"Brock, I'm all out of condom. Could you pick me up one if you go out?"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

What's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

Pope Guilty posted:

Look! I'm in the Residents!

Al has great taste in music I assume.

Hey I'm all about the old school death rock.

Actually I love all the musical references in the show.

Wait, the Sovereign wrote Station to Station?
AND Changes vol. 1
You're such a poser, that was a best of!

Red
Apr 15, 2003

They're mines...

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

FINE GIVE ME A loving CIGAR!

All Monstroso quotes have to be in caps and bold.



CIGAR?

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

twistedmentat posted:

Al has great taste in music I assume.

Hey I'm all about the old school death rock.

Actually I love all the musical references in the show.

Wait, the Sovereign wrote Station to Station?
AND Changes vol. 1
You're such a poser, that was a best of!

"All my signed albums are totally worthless now!"

I've also been shafted with living in NY/NJ the last few years, so the local references crack me up too. "We are going to SPACE. Fetch me... A NEW JERSEY TRANSIT SCHEDULE!"

Also in Gargantua-2, Rusty looks out his window at a tangled industrial mess of pipes. "I've got a beautiful view of Elizabeth, New Jersey!" I cracked up so hard because I know he's talking about the PSEG Cogeneration Plant.

Which is technically in Linden.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

twistedmentat posted:

Al has great taste in music I assume.

Hey I'm all about the old school death rock.

Actually I love all the musical references in the show.

Wait, the Sovereign wrote Station to Station?
AND Changes vol. 1
You're such a poser, that was a best of!

One of the show's creators spent like a decade as half of Mors Syphlitica and has a band that covers Bauhaus, and it shows. (Their cover of "The Passion of Lovers" is gorgeous.)

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Pope Guilty posted:

(Their cover of "The Passion of Lovers" is gorgeous.)

I even like it better than the original. I think Weep usually plays at or around the conventions Doc does panels for, I highly recommend seeing/listening to them

Sgt. Politeness fucked around with this message at Jun 17, 2015 around 18:11

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007



Kesper North posted:

"All my signed albums are totally worthless now!"

I've also been shafted with living in NY/NJ the last few years, so the local references crack me up too. "We are going to SPACE. Fetch me... A NEW JERSEY TRANSIT SCHEDULE!"

Also in Gargantua-2, Rusty looks out his window at a tangled industrial mess of pipes. "I've got a beautiful view of Elizabeth, New Jersey!" I cracked up so hard because I know he's talking about the PSEG Cogeneration Plant.

Which is technically in Linden.

Is that the one that makes driving through New Jersey at night look like Mordor?

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