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5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Non Serviam posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH THE GIRL IN PURPLE?!

That's Marilyn Manson just prior to hitting mainstream.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Dimebags Brain posted:

Guitar lightning dude reminded me of this, which I think totally fits in this thread.



Wow, it's like Hall and Oates were combined into one person.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Clucking Bell posted:

Devil went down to Target, he was lookin' for a soul to steal.

I am guessing he is modelling his own fanfiction Harry Potter character- a steampunk wizard with a dark past!

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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GaryLeeLoveBuckets posted:

I posted a picture to Facebook last night when a friend and I went night swimming in her pool. She was wearing a bikini in it and this guy shows up to say "*gasp!* Be still my beating heart..."



If only the Ren Fest sold chainmail fedoras.

It's like he learned period garb from Playmobil figures.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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The picture's goony but I actually want one of those tshirts :smith:

Also, I fricken love your avatar and this is a completely independent statement from the fact that I'm also in the middle of playing Last of Us.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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I thought this was another Rocky Horror Picture Show reference when I scrolled past it.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Red Bones posted:

This guy isn't awkward, ugly or gross! Look at that multitasking! That mixing technique! Those perfectly spherical disco balls floating nebulously around his cooking/mixing station! Truly, this is the look of a man who needs no fedora to command our respect.

He looks like his fedora just fell off because he couldn't help but get 'into it' while striking a pose.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Tin Miss posted:

Every picture of Kevin Smith is awkward and ugly.

That's a red carpet they're standing on. He wore a stained t-shirt and what looks like a denim skirt and slippers to a red carpet event.

I am glad he shows up to those pompous, snotty events dressed like an average-classed fat guy.

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Jun 1, 2000

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This immediately got 'Goodbye Horses' going in my head.

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Jun 1, 2000

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That is the most beautiful... man... I have ever seen. He's like, Dave Navarro's less ambitious moocher brother.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Pain apparently turns you into a were-raccoon with a pastime of rolling your face around in a fly-fisherman's tackle box.

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Jun 1, 2000

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If he had a quarter of the intelligence he thinks he is capable of boasting at he would've loving known how bad an idea that picture was.

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Jun 1, 2000

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FrozenVent posted:

Heh, there's something to be said about navy as a color; what's nice about the picture is that his jacket and pants don't match. At all.

And very few things defy the concept of class as effectively as unkempt, poorly cut greasy hair.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Nostrum posted:

It came from Facebook:



Oh yeah, and they have a child. And wait! Are these lovely tattoos! You got it!



They both look like the dad.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Crow Jane posted:

Even dressed up for LARP-ing, he looks like he's living in 1992. Like if Will had a medieval dream sequence in Fresh Prince.

And if Will had scoliosis and was trying so hard to stand up straight.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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NESguerilla posted:

What is with weird loving arty women and their obsession with menstrual blood and their vaginas?

Also, that portrait is hilariously bad.

They're significant symbols for artists whose work directly goes up against established patriarchal concepts in culture. That's the most clinical interpretation I can give you.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Everything This Guy is Doing: Not Even Once.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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That would be the Seventh Sense.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Zack_Gochuck posted:

For some reason the guy's hand on her arm creeps me out the most.

Factor in the 'SHE'S MINE' look on the dude's face. Definitely the most uncomfortable aspect.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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smilingokami posted:

There has to be something more ridiculous than a bow tie!



From Google+

That's... not really doing the awkward / ugly vibe for me.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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IamnotJoe posted:

So this popped on IMGUR.

By this guy.



Any takers?

Zhang Fei's really turned his life around since quitting the drink.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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I actually said, 'gently caress you' out loud without thinking about it and killed the video at that.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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The pseudo-news report leading up to the dork's introduction was rather painful as well. That campus has to be incredibly loving boring if some scrubby bastard-personality born from the irrational union of a renaissance faire and 90's grunge groupie makes a big stir.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Human beings are social animals, and I'm sure there's a bit of DNA coding involved in integrating into new communities and picking up the local flair to fit in.

Meanwhile Klamer is a fake, attention-starved twat.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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appropriatemetaphor posted:

She's holding a babby stargate with a tardis coming out of it?

I haven't seen an episode of Dr. Who since perhaps 1980. People like this ensure things will stay this way.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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mng posted:

The good thing about awkward and obnoxious weeaboos is that the gender doesn't matter :unsmith:.

It's frequently difficult to determine.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Haymaker_Betty posted:

EDIT: Okay that last picture might be a joke.

These look like completely legit candy-raver pictures from pretty much late 90's early 00's.

Gaseous Snake posted:

What the Hell is this!?

That is a dude summoning a genie of himself. Like you do.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Scathach posted:

Awkward: dressing your kid in God Armor for Halloween. FAITH.



Well, Halloween IS for dressing like monsters sufficiently scary enough to drive the wandering dead back to the Underworld.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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zoux posted:


Gallery of humiliated Etsy boyfriends:



This one looks like the picture Rolling Stone would go with, interviewing a band member from whatever generic, ephemeral shoegaze band is basking in the apex of their one-hit-only single.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Bean posted:

The guy on the left is killing me. He looks like he's socking himself in the jaw and he's shocked about it.

It looks like he was caught mid-sentence growling 'are we loving done yet?'

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Jun 1, 2000

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euphronius posted:

That reminds me of the Future Man book where the parasite people would embed in the fat of the plains walkers or something like that.

Edit
Oh yeah



That looks like a diagram of office hierarchy in corporate America.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Speaking of ugly, there's some really hideous knitting here:
http://www.pinterest.com/mbarter/ugly-knitted-stuff/

A lovely example from the fringes of taste:


It's a ghillie suit for black ops in Joanne's.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Named Rachel, no less.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Flying Fortress posted:

"Girth Crisis"

Alternately, since they are probably some flavour of metal band, "Iced Girth"

I would bet 'Christian Death' of some variety.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Grraarrgghh posted:

Hey! It's my first

It Came From Facebook



I had to scale this down to 30% of it's original size.

I can't tell if this dude rules or is some weird proto-Welles.

It looks like this should be animated, that his neck keeps stretching as his face drifts further to the right.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Ulfhednar posted:



Bonus: Who wants an avatar!



Which episode of Tim & Eric was this?

5er
Jun 1, 2000

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Even with just the timg's you can see something's very wrong with those two.

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Jun 1, 2000

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The appropriate emotional response to rejection definitely isn't to accept it as constructive criticism and self-improve. It is to lash out venomously at the person who rejected you. It is also helpful to remind folks you're not an rear end in a top hat, for if you say you're not an rear end in a top hat it is just simply true.

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Jun 1, 2000

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zoux posted:

Is that a digital marquee necklace?

It looks like a digital marquee part of the shirt. Dude probably goes to sleep at night singing '21st century digital boy' to himself.

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Jun 1, 2000

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Clochette posted:

It's like Steve Urkel banged Marie Schrader.

It's like Steve Urkel was pitched headlong through one of Prince's wardrobe trailers.

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