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Someone just shared this awkward video with me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suaOnmHYuj8 I think the really incoherent mumble singing and mid 90s production values, plus the low effort werewolf are my favorite parts.
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Thievery posted:Reminds me of Jan Terri only maybe worse? ...I can't believe she is still making videos.
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Aug 10, 2013 03:16
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bluetail posted:
Are those preferred pronouns written on the name tag?
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Aug 14, 2013 03:19
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cowboythreespeech posted:Hope so. Does anyone have a link to his old blog? It was really well-written and gave kind of a synopsis of his life to that point. I love photos where you can't really tell when they were taken. This looks like it could be anywhere from 1978 to yesterday.
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Aug 15, 2013 23:20
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Aug 22, 2013 04:58
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zoux posted:So many of these dudes act like they are in some sort of masculinity cargo cult, where they sort of recognize the traditional signifiers of manhood but are unable to fully grasp or comprehend them so basically the strut around on a fake airstrip with bamboo fedoras hoping that one day Don Draper will be drawn back to their remote island and bestow upon them the secret of sex moves. This is the best summary of MRA idiots I've ever read.
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How can you marry a D List celeb for the money and not at least get some kind of cutting board and actual knife out of the deal, that's what I'd like to know. 
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Oct 8, 2013 12:23
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Metal Loaf posted:I've seen a few pictures of women with exceedingly narrow waists. I'm more than a little curious to know how it affects their skeletal structure and internal organs.  They get as hosed up as you might imagine, in short.
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Oct 10, 2013 02:34
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appropriatemetaphor posted:Those like high waisted shorts and skirts and stuff have been in style, I think it's just one of those like dress to your body-type type things. You know, I think it's really nice that nowadays larger girls are able to wear better looking fashions due to a greater availability of normal clothing for heavy people and not just having to wear a muu muu or something. That said... a gigantic, traffic-light yellow, flared shiny skirt may not be something to wear if you have a sizeable middle section. Just my thought.
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Samfucius posted:I honestly can't tell if that was supposed to be a super dry joke or not. The first two videos are by David Liebe Hart. As in the guy who sings with the ventriloquist dummies on Tim and Eric. And I am pretty sure the guy sitting down is stand up comedian from the show whose name I can't remember. James Quall.
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Oct 21, 2013 06:50
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EmmyOk posted:
gently caress people like this. gently caress them so much. I think hunting sucks but fine, if you're going to hunt, do it. Just at least have a little tiny bit of dignity about the life of the animal or something. This week someone on route one near my house hit a buck and killed it, then someone else came along with a saw and sawed the head clean off as a trophy. You could tell because how clean and straight the cut was that it was intentional. It was truly distressing to me, as well as very ugly and gross.
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Oct 25, 2013 04:51
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LingcodKilla posted:His 350lb wife gushing about finding an awesome sale at grocery outlet on her husbands favorite after work snack. Thanks a lot for the subsequent mental image of those two pasty, frosting covered sacks of gelatinous flesh trying, in vain, to somehow have sex. Legit Question: if you and your significant other weigh legit 800 lbs total, do you need 2 giant beds or... how does that work?
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ARE THOSE MY SPERMS posted:is it his fault that you cant think of two fat people without imagining them having sex? No, but I blame this forum and/or thread.
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zoux posted:Baggy suits were popular in 2003: Wow, those baggy suits are really terrible looking. Everyone looks so much better now.
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omnibobb posted:Please don't be racist. I can't tell if you're serious or not. Athletic people look better when you can see their bodies instead of covering them up in mounds of fabric. News at 11.
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PaganGoatPants posted:Parfaits not perverts? The entire concept is perverted! They say "welcome home Master!" No but it's not about sex you see because 
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I knew exactly what video this was before I even clicked on it. It's great.
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Nov 22, 2013 13:38
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That's a horrible name for anyone to be sure, and I'm not real big into "gender roles" but... that poor little boy. EDIT: Unless that's a name change certificate and not a birth certificate in which case that guy can... I guess do whatever he wants...
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Nov 22, 2013 22:15
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Penny Paper posted:Jack McBrayer: The Awkward (Moreso Than Usual) Years I don't think I ever understood the concept of backpfeifengesicht fully until this moment.
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Nov 29, 2013 20:03
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Lonely Virgil posted:Heavy metal + Japanese idol culture = Babymetal. Well that was bound to happen eventually I guess.
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Dec 7, 2013 02:06
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Dimple piercing, still statistically the most goddamned insufferable piercing of them all.
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Alpacalips Now posted:
I know everyone's getting caught up in the second one but I'm intrigued by fetal heart custody (another good metal band name?)
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funky not a junkie posted:His girlfriend seems very nice. You should source your awkward quotes, IMO.
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Dec 17, 2013 23:24
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Yond Cassius posted:I think their "ouch" is the ridiculous expense involved (a full car wrap starts at around $3000, not including custom graphics and printing), but... that's pretty much correct! It's the "ita" from "itaitashii" which means pathetic/painful/embarrassing to look at. Some people call really horribly embarrassing otaku "itaota". The enthusiasts just ironic-embraced the term for their hobby.
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Trilineatus posted:She's the one who brought it up, she is clearly asking for it Lots of bmezine stuff would belong here if not for the fact it shouldn't be viewed by anyone. I was always partial to maggot foreskin man. 
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Germstore posted:There's definitely something very "I live at home" about thinking $220 is impressive. You're half way to a PS4 there, buddy. Alternatively, I'm so gangster I got that grocery money. I'm buying that name brand peanut butter. Yeah, "I'm such a high roller I can now pay one month's electricity bill."
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Dec 27, 2013 16:50
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When I worked at Starbucks some guy once waited until I was about to start cleaning the bathrooms to go in one of them and jizz all over the floor and toilet.
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Dahlia posted:If you go to the site, at the top there is a video of him snowboarding while wearing a wizard costume and holding a box with (I think) the letter "B" on it. It says "福袋" (fuku bukuro) which is like a blind bag of random sale junk that Japanese stores sell for deep discount around New Years.
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Finisher1 posted:It's like reading a rant from a schizophrenic tumblrite. Isn't it one of those people who exclusively dumpster dives for free food instead of spending money on food despite being able to do so?
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Jan 5, 2014 18:26
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 Baltimore, MD "Maid Cafe Night" at somewhere called Club K.
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Jan 13, 2014 21:54
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Do you have to have extra large extra deep meathooks for someone of that size? Oh god I forgot about Bibeau... is he still alive? Didn't he have to move back to Canada or someplace?
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Perestroika posted:
Out of all the common pernicious fallacies online that one might be my most hated.
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That poor dog.
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Hummingbirds posted:
I wish it was legal to trade citizenships with people like this. That way everyone could be happy.
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Stoatbringer posted:
On one hand, ugh. On the other hand, she's 92, so I guess even still being alive is kind of a feat at that point.
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IamnotJoe posted:Or Charles Stross. Is it possible to want to murder an item of clothing? Because that is how I feel right now.
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Iron Crowned posted:
No one informed them you're supposed to put a crinoline under your dress for the look.
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Fatkraken posted:if he's legally "dating" 16 year old girls, he's presumably in a country where the ago of consent is 16, like the UK. Unfortunately, being a skeevy predator of barely legal young (very young) adults isn't technically illegal. Some states in the US are the same. AFAIK NJ is 16 with no holds barred for age of consent.
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