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It's a rare photo of Hetalia fandom that doesn't feature at least one person giving the Hitlergrüß.
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# ¿ May 24, 2013 16:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:39 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:eastern_europe.jpg Just off camera there's a hirsute naked woman with enormous buckteeth and mid-1970s perm sipping from a highball glass full of rectified spirits.
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# ¿ May 25, 2013 03:05 |
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THE_Chris posted:Sitpopping is one of the most awkward things I know of. Its basically a weird part of a balloon fetish where people pop balloons by sitting on them. And other people get off to this. I'm thinking of loving with them by posting a whole series of video responses in which I ignore a huge pile of balloons behind me and instead do something slightly less abnormal, such as crying while eating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMeSJUO0l1I
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# ¿ May 26, 2013 23:25 |
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Simply Simon posted:German pop folk, apparently. The purest talent. He may be awful, but is he Küblböck awful? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2vKfxXE7_4
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# ¿ May 27, 2013 19:20 |
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The Monkey Man posted:I know that I've mentioned this before, but my first exposure to ADF was through an OKCupid profile. I assumed that it was a joke, partially because Mao hated gays and partially because I didn't think that anyone serious would admit to enjoying lolicon in a dating profile. They wouldn't unless it was part of a plea deal.
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# ¿ May 28, 2013 14:25 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:This guy and that crazy disproportionate dude from page one need to team up as buddy cops. This summer... action is going to be STRONG LIKE OX! Starring Stanko Stankovek as tough-like-nail Wroclaw police inspector Stanko Stankovek, and Geoff Musclemilk as swole-as-gently caress NYPD homicide detective Chunk Beefsteak, this action-packed summer thriller follows our heroes as they try to find a man plotting to drunkenly drive a tractor in the Dyngus Day Parade. Can they catch him before he takes out a kielbasa stand? FIND YOU OUT, JUNE 11rd!
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# ¿ May 29, 2013 17:31 |
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Frostwerks posted:It looks more like he's just trying to ignore him but I really wanna believe that businessguy to his immediate right is failing to stifle his laughter. I can just imagine him getting fed up with their laughter and busting out his surprisingly poor Japanese language skills for the world's most pitiful verbal smackdown. "I... am CATCH... no, I am TALK... best of JAPAN... and you men of train have ANGRY OF MINE... cooked! SUPERLATIVE ANGRY COOKED!"
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# ¿ May 29, 2013 23:44 |
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SimianNinja posted:His expression says a thousand words, none of them good: nutranurse posted:This is absolutely disgusting.
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# ¿ May 30, 2013 08:05 |
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Say, that reminds me of something... Here's a picture of a limo sitting in the parking lot of the Chick-fil-A where I used to work. They brought in this limo so people could pose in it while attending a Chick-fil-A "Daddy-Daughter Date Night."
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2013 17:34 |
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Dusseldorf posted:That dude is legit rad as gently caress. He needs to start a band with noted drum machine-programming expert Ray F. Badness.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2013 02:41 |
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Dimebags Brain posted:Guitar lightning dude reminded me of this, which I think totally fits in this thread. Yngwie Malmstache.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2013 17:06 |
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Tea Bone posted:I love that "What's your name" comes so late in the uh... play. Well you have to work the question in there somehow, because if you don't know her name you won't be able to write a detailed blog post about what a huge whore she is when she decides not to have sex with you. LingcodKilla posted:A lot of 80s army vets I work with swear by them being much lustier than the average American lady but they are generally full of poo poo about everything else so who knows, Historical detail: Until reunification, it was nearly impossible to get bananas in East Germany, leading to a running joke about dumb 'Ossis' having no clue what they were.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2013 23:27 |
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Recently, the people who developed Eve Online came up with a pretty cool demonstration of applying the technology behind the Occulus Rift VR goggles toward the admirable goal of distracting people with completely inadequate social skills. Now most of the people there seem to be pretty normal, at least for game journalists. You've got Lieutenant Commander Taco, Z.Z. Topsite, Gareth from Gareth Yells About Every Game Ever Made Loudly, an Italian guy in a sweater who honestly thought he was waiting to order a really fancy burger... Then you get this guy: This is a man who has just seen the greatest, most beautiful thing his yellow-sweatpantsed corpus has ever witnessed. You can tell he's struggling to even comprehend the words needed to describe what he has seen to the other dudes on Reddit. It's almost as wonderful as the time he heard that Goonfleet lost a battle, perhaps more so. And what is he seeing? A body women won't find repulsive! That towel on the table next to him is for wiping away tears of joy. Orange Harrison posted:What happened here? Is this the body-builder equivalent of falling asleep in the green room and your buddies draw all over your face with a Sharpie? It's a scene from the hard-hitting bodybuilding-art documentary "The Man Whose Markers Exploded".
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2013 17:55 |
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TunaSpleen posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpUx-27nPK0 I briefly dated a girl like that. She was obsessed with the idea of going to Japan to work as a mangaka or something, but in a surprising twist she was actually quite good at it. In fact, she was good enough that she managed to get accepted to a pretty prestigious art school. In a less surprising twist, she actually flunked out of that art school for spending all her time drawing a webcomic about elves instead of completing her classwork. One of her friends was a guy my roommates referred to as "Codec Boy," because one afternoon shortly before we broke up she decided to bring him by for an impromptu (and utterly unwanted) loving Prince of loving Tennis marathon, and he proceeded to tell me how uncool I was for not having all my codecs up to date. I thought it was a joke but the dude kept on about it until they left. Oh, and as an aside, that afternoon she inexplicably showed up dressed up as Harry Potter and I wish I was loving kidding.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2013 10:16 |
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:See for reference: She just accidentally invented Comfort woman chic.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2013 12:26 |
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cowboythreespeech posted:F.R.E.A.M
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2013 09:29 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:I just know that's not his goddamn car either. Yeah but it's totally fine because the owner is probably a neurotypical conformist.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2013 09:33 |
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Maybe he's a huge Dresden Dolls fan, and he's dressed like that in the hope that Amanda Palmer will confuse him with Brian Viglione and jump on him. MoreLikeTen posted:Misplaced great photo 88h88 posted:Agreed. I might have argued with you on account of Goku, but the very presence of Jesus Christ has given me strength through faith.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2013 17:19 |
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If you want to see somebody doing a vest-type-thing (AKA a jerkin) properly, here's a photo of a medieval scholar friend of mine and her blacksmith husband at their wedding. They made everything themselves by hand, using patterns taken pretty much directly from English, German and Swedish sources from the late Renaissance. And that hat? Totally appropriate, and totally not a fedora.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2013 11:01 |
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Magres posted:The guys are hilariously awkward though, I love the way they just stand there and stare at the camera after EVERYTHING. Dude, that isn't awkward, that's loving badass is what it is. If you don't believe me just ask the best freerunners on Fagg Road: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUloolYdts
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2013 12:27 |
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Fascinator posted:No, you're definitely not reading too much into that. Holy poo poo, that's disgusting. I'd pull my kid the gently caress out of that dance school. A few years back, the company I worked for got hired to film a local dance studio's end-of-the-year recital. One of the youngest groups of girls (I think they were six) did a routine to the song "Yellow Polka-dot Bikini," and the lady who made their costumes decided it would be perfectly fine if they wore flesh-toned bodysuits underneath sequined yellow polka-dot bikinis. Luckily, we were taking the audio directly from the theater's boards rather than the camera mics, because when they walked out on stage my boss whispered "Are you loving kidding me?"
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 21:15 |
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Grandpas a Racist posted:I present evidence that some things never change. "Most superb Livejournal, this after-noon I witnessed a most horrible thing, as a young lass cried herself silly with fear over the location of her deceased mother's supposed 'immortal soul.' I tried to console her with logical proof that a deity such as 'God' is only a lie told to control people of lesser intellects, and thus that her mother was in fact moldering within her coffin, but still she maintained her heartbroken demeanor and said the most untoward things about my parentage. Even my most carefully crafted up-picking phrases failed to woo her toward my bedchamber, thus leading me to conclude that she surely must be a brazen harlot."
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 02:56 |
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However, there are a few caveats: 1. Adam Jensen is covering up massive prosthetic arms and a torso literally made of murder. 2. He lives in a cyberpunk world in 2027. 3. The most trusted news anchor in 2027 wears outfits Jean Paul Gaultier would find garish. 4. Most importantly, he isn't actually real person. God it's like the anime chick from CJ Bolland's song Sugar is Sweeter.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 19:41 |
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Kuroyama posted:Even then, you can still fail to pull it off. Your photo also helps prove that it's perfectly possible for women to look awful wearing a fedora. Of course, part of her problem is that she's wearing one in the company of men wearing them, thereby transforming her look from "girl in hat" to "dear mother of god the infection is spreading."
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2013 07:56 |
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The guy on the left is the DM for their Attempted Social Interaction 4th Edition tabletop RPG session. "Okay, I'm going to order a Coke..." "Critical failure! You maintain eye contact for too long and the waitress continues talking to you!"
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 22:56 |
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There's a lot to be said for transgendered people having straight allies and respectful representation in the media, but one very important weapon often gets forgotten in our fight to gain acceptance: Tweezers. Plan Z posted:I originally thought this guy was either really high or just overly-friendly, but there was a dude a while back who came into our bar, stopped at each table and tried to engage everyone at each table in this perfect circuit. He was mostly focusing on the women, only stopping to rip into the appearance of the guys, usually in the "heh, why are you dating this guy?" manner. He asked three of us if we were lumberjacks (plaid shirts and beards), and seemed pretty put-off and intimidated when two of them answered "yes." I think he assumed my sister and I were dating or something (she and I look absolutely nothing alike, so people have made the assumption a few times and yes it is gross), and was negging the two of us pretty hard until I told him to get his goofy rear end away from the table. After I remembered his dumb outfit, I've pretty much come to the conclusion that it was a Pickup Autist. So far that's my only experience with one. I'd like to imagine that he's done the exact same thing to all the other bars in the area, so instead of just being one circuit he's gotten a full Formula One season's worth of rejection.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 05:59 |
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Speaking of awkward pictures of people with Moogs, here's Dan Deacon: And here's a photo of him in his natural habitat: And if video is your thing, here's his inexplicable appearance on a morning news program. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoaxjLjcMOQ Part 1: A guy tries to interview Mr. Deacon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eMb_kh_glw Part 2: Mr. Deacon starts doing god knows what.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 03:54 |
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HorseRenoir posted:While we're on album covers: "For me?" "And me?" "And me?!!" Here's another photo of Gary Bradford, from the cover of his hit album "Jesus Christ What The gently caress?"
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 15:29 |
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A Fancy 400 lbs posted:Some dude I used to go to school with just updated his cover photo on Facebook: Hey kids! Want to get on the set of your favourite show? Just ask Jimmy Savile! Jim'll fix it. Jim'll fix everything. Just don't tell!
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2013 08:33 |
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:So the guy in the Harley Davidson shirt has a fedor.....OH poo poo He's the kind of guy who gets his bike knocked over and negs the poo poo out of all the dudes around trying to pick it back up.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2013 04:32 |
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Abu Dave posted:Maybe a oldie "Attention girls, you'd better run in One OTHER Direction! Those Backstreet Bronies have encountered temperatures hotter than 58 Degrees and they're starting to N'Stink!" Not that Gene Shalit would be one to talk:
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2013 21:18 |
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Back when I was in high school on the speech and debate team, there'd be a dozen of those guys at every competition. One of them (and usually exactly one) would be absolutely amazing, and the rest would be completely incapable of speaking clearly in public at all. My school was special because we managed to have two amazing ones, although one sometimes shook it up and dressed like Balki from Perfect Strangers. Fascinator posted:Truly the single biggest tragedy of the Holocaust was that it distracted from all the awesome things Hitler did. First up, Kevin Strom, whose turn-ons include white pride and verbally abusing his spouses. (His major turn-off is getting caught with child pornography.) Next up, the "Aryan Barbarian" Erich Gliebe, a former professional boxer and current hater of non-whites. Hailing from Roanoke, Virginia, here's Bill White, a guy who used to be a radical leftist before he decided to become a racist, then became a landlord in a predominantly black neighborhood so he'd have a fresh supply of people to bully. And when that got boring, he decided to start a website where he could bully everyone. And here's Matt Hale, leader of the Creativity Movement, who hasn't done anything wrong at all ever. (Just kidding! He actually went to prison for threatening to kill a federal judge.) Finally, we have David Irving, a self-proclaimed expert on Nazi Germany who was proven in a court of law to be a holocaust denier, and who apparently wanted to lead tours of Auschwitz.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2013 01:57 |
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nononsense posted:Even his very own waifu is too embarrassed to be near him. For some reason it hadn't really hit me until I looked at that picture that there is actually a global market for those pillows. Like, there's a dude in Japan who spends all afternoon fretting about sales figures for his anime-girl-blazoned pillow company. People are employed to print the cases, procure pillows over which they will fit, then stuff them in boxes. Then some dude has to sit in a forklift at a warehouse moving pallets of them into transport containers so they can be put on a ship with things like cars and televisions. Just think, every cargo freighter you see could be hauling a load of those, right alongside containers full of Zeta Toys and anatomically-correct Pony plushies.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2013 15:04 |
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platedlizard posted:Sex doll enthusiasts already exist and they are just as terrible as you might imagine (although, as far as I know, no sex doll company makes child-sized sex dolls thank god) The Doll Forum is full of terrible things. snortpocket posted:I wish I didn't remember this, but there was a post in the last dollfucker megathread where a guy was showing off how great the Hannah Montana shirt looked on his kiddie sexdoll. I don't think it was homemade either I think you can remove the genitalia on a Realdoll for cleaning, so maybe the guy took an adult vagina and managed to wedge it into a CPR manikin or something. Or, you know, somebody's making sex dolls based on children. After everything I've seen in this thread they both seem equally likely. Rujo King has a new favorite as of 07:51 on Aug 12, 2013 |
# ¿ Aug 12, 2013 07:47 |
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zoux posted:Can a musical instrument be awkward? Well this one certainly is awkward, in a literal sense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtWqOyFcMwU (Caution: May produce pitches low enough to tear holes in the spacetime continuum.) But for truly strange poo poo, you have to go back at least four centuries. For example, here's some dudes hanging out playing crumhorns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFWk1_XnT68 And here's GWAR (Goodwife, whatte a rackett): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFfXS59UQs4 Behold the serpent, AKA the Random Plumbing Parts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMQJCHoqlrc
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2013 20:04 |
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The problem I have with most "Art for Art's Sake" that's done today is that I believe art should communicate something, even if (like Dada) that message is "gently caress You," while I'd hazard to guess that 90% of the vagina paintbrush people aren't actually communicating anything other than "I am brilliant and therefore sticking a squirrel-hair filbert in my cooter is automatically brilliant too." The other 10% are either trying to say "Yeah, that, only ironically, and you actually paid to get here you morons," or "I'm Yoko Ono". (No nudity but anyway.)
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2013 17:41 |
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Double Plus Good posted:17556639 how to kill your wife I'd like to imagine that the published logs cut off before you can see her other two searches, "How to fake your own murder" and "One-way ticket to Tuvalu". EDIT: Wrong quote. Rujo King has a new favorite as of 21:41 on Aug 14, 2013 |
# ¿ Aug 14, 2013 21:39 |
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newreply.php posted:Jfc that site, just close this thread already we're done here. That's Billy Bobby Wayne Kenny Joe "Skeeter" Ratliff-Snyder-Davis IV, of the famous family of elementary school bullies. He made a fortune by reinvesting lunch money, and now divides his time between his vacation home in the Hamptons and giving chocolate swirlies to the guys who run Goldman Sachs.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2013 18:12 |
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That's like making a motivational poster by putting "Hang in there!" below a photo of a kitten sitting comfortably on the ground.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2013 03:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:39 |
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Wheels within wheels my friend. Wheels within wheels.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2013 19:09 |