PYF Awkward, Ugly, and Gross: My Little Signature Fedora Edition

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Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

HoneyBoy posted:

Wait, is that a Joy Division shirt? Why is there a rainbow on it?

edit: Oh, this is a thing apparently.

I seen some Danzig knockoff shirts too. I mean, Danzig and JD are loving awesome but they are so far removed from ponies. What's the point of this shirt? Then again, Bronies have to hamfist their show into literally everything so I guess this was to be expected.

# ¿ May 24, 2013 06:09

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 00:49

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

So this guy gets eaten by some 3D fox lady thing or something. Then turned into a 3D model. Then pooped out. Also features footage of intestines that may be real or are disturbingly lifelike. :stare:

NSFW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SJpsaNI8Q7U

Ineffable. We've reached the end. :wtc:

# ¿ May 26, 2013 07:21

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Grope-A-Matic posted:

What the gently caress were you searching for?!?

I found it on some cringe channel website. Honestly, I feel bad for the people who discovered it. Why anyone would make this poo poo is beyond me.

# ¿ May 26, 2013 07:47

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

How boring do you have to be to construct your whole identity on a outdated and possibly failed ideology? Especially one coming from a dictator who murdered millions during his rule? Really. Why not find a hobby? How does alienating everyone with your tacky clothes and poor choice in political theories seem like a good idea?

# ¿ May 28, 2013 11:52

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

So a poor diet and autism? Seems to be common occurrence in this thread.

# ¿ May 28, 2013 12:29

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

# ¿ May 29, 2013 08:22

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

More than likely it's insecurity brought on by Body Dysmorphic Disorder. It's likely the same reason we see some women who abuse plastic surgery and look like plastic monstrosities. It's sad because most of these people looked pretty normal and they're actively making themselves look like poo poo.

# ¿ May 31, 2013 01:22

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

HenessyHero posted:

I wonder how depressed the guy in green is.

"Ah poo poo, another lousy day. Gonna warm me up a hot pocket. gently caress it Conrad, you deserve better. Gonna warm me up TWO hot pockets."

# ¿ Jun 2, 2013 03:22

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Glasgow Kiss has a new favorite as of 13:55 on Jun 3, 2013

# ¿ Jun 3, 2013 13:41

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2013 03:56

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

I'm not even shocked anymore. Better it be a plush than a innocent person. Only thing left that I wonder about that guy is how he is going to handle that regret. Who am I kidding? He's never going to be that aware.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2013 03:22

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Rat tail or mullet, whatever. It doesn't matter. It's a proper hair style for a kid growing up in a trailer park and I think we can all agree on that.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2013 09:24

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

TinTower posted:

Content:

I really pity these guys. I mean, he practically has nothing else. His social skills are probably poo poo and he looks horrendous. Let him think he is a Einstein god human/Ubermensch. The dude has nothing and he knows it. :smith:

Nah, gently caress it. He's probably a horrible person too.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2013 01:36

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Sorbus posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wFsp64lTk8w

This is like a Finnish version of Adam the Alien / foam adventure freaks.

Finland is pretty weird. Here's this finnish guy who freaks the gently caress out eating candy pipes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gJYDZUOiD0

# ¿ Jun 16, 2013 13:31

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

And giant, galaxy-destroying forehead.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 08:30

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Ugh.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 12:22

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Yeah, dude. He killed his social life. You could be next!

# ¿ Jun 18, 2013 11:15

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Ballin Stalin posted:

Just because doubleswee stopped rapping about Spongebob, that doesn't make his videos any less cripplingly autistic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foLy-PhRGZk

Yikes! He's going to regret this in a few years. Mark my words.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2013 07:52

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Because fat people can only fit into bedsheets or curtains.

They don't make tuxedo themed bedsheets, do they?

# ¿ Jun 20, 2013 08:54

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

It took me a moment to realize that was a tattoo and not back hair.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2013 03:26

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

He doesn't look all there. To think that man was supposed to have your back. Yikes. Was he a cook? Imagining him in anything other than that seems disturbing. Edit: I'm not sure if enlisted personnel can be cooks or if that's a civilian contract thing. I just remembered that back then, at least according to the people I knew, that the cooking outfit is where the misfits usually ended up. Again, I have no idea.

Glasgow Kiss has a new favorite as of 14:32 on Jun 21, 2013

# ¿ Jun 21, 2013 14:20

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Otherside posted:

In all honesty, nobody should ever watch this but I saw it and need to inflict it on others. Enjoy!

http://youtu.be/YxhceMsDweQ

The comments make it even better.

I hate the loving internet.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 06:42

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Frankston posted:

Second Life awkwardness (furry sex etc) but I love the way this guy handles the situations. His other videos are hilarious too.

"WE LIVE TO BREED"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHo_jqf_nyU

Seeing stuff like this makes me miss the SL safari even more. Seriously, Second Life is where the broken congregate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZERGog8oegg

# ¿ Jun 26, 2013 18:35

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

"Why don't I have a girlfriend? I'm such a nice guy!"

# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 15:07

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Get Innocuous! posted:

Neither does anyone else.

Content:

I want to give this kid a swirly so bad.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2013 04:09

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Grape Juice Vampire posted:

What a weird rear end looking train.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2013 05:25

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Cordyceps Headache posted:

What I don't get is why you would take these photos at all, let alone use them for an OKCupid profile. Like, why would anyone ever think posing in front of My Little Pony sends out the right image for a prospective mate? I just can't wrap my mind around it. I don't always dress super well, but I know the difference between wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants around the house or while doing errands, and using that as the public image I project to employers, potential relationships, etc. How can these people not have any self-reflection as to how they appear to others.

"Look, see how he enjoys this little girl's cartoon? It totally means he isn't agressive or a jackass, like those loving jocks! He'll treat any woman right, so as long as she knows her place! Hyuk! Hyuk!"

I'm pretty sure that's how the majority of these guys think when they pose in front or wear the merch from that show. It'll make them interesting to the opposite sex. For some reason? Maybe show them that aren't like "most guys". I think the same could be applied to the fedora poo poo too. "Look how sophisticated and well-cultured this man is. It must take discipline and a powerful mind to wear a coat and distinguishable hat in this heat."

Personally, I think it's sexually deprived nerds trying to justify why they can't get dates or have friends. "Most women" won't get them, so therefore they must have something special going on. Maybe he's too "cultured" or too "sensitive". Nothing is wrong with him, of course. It's the other people! loving shallow whores!

When in reality, they aren't attractive and have lousy personalities. Plus, they also lack hobbies that are more than just buying poo poo and sitting down, while nothing else is produced.

So I guess, you add those factors in together and you have a grown man wearing pony shirts and ugly hats. Together.

Yeah...I feel like I grew a neckbeard while writing this.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2013 00:27

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Heath posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMe-97Y0S1M

So here's a chap who was deeply personally offended by a Teens React to MLP:FIM video and decided to react to it himself. Features such sick burns as:

Teen: "I disapprove of this."
Brony: "I DISAPPROVE OF YOUR FACE. TAKE THAT"

Is he wearing librarian glasses? Are you kidding me? Is he going through menopause or something? Seriously, I think he's the first young person I've ever seen that's willingly wearing a glasses' chain.

MLP is no surprise if you're going to dress like an old woman.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2013 02:26

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Kimmalah posted:

So he hates people who buy Apple products specifically to be different...but he obviously wanted a Galaxy S4 because it would make him different from all the people who have Apple products?

I also like how it's a "niche product" while also being owned by EVERYONE according to him.

Really, if my kid ever did that. I'll take the phone back and give them a clam shell. Like seriously, your dad gives you a expensive rear end phone and you loving reject it? Eat poo poo kiddo, here's a jitterbug.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2013 07:43

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

No, dude, he has a dreaded iphone. All of his fedora clad friends will shun him. It is too late for him. He is no longer the alpha male in the group. His harem of body pillows wil now abandon him.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2013 14:26

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Seeing concerts in conventions like this always seems a little weird. The songs, the ambiance, everything is tied to a T.V. show and they're completely serious.

Odd.

^ Oh god, that is so lame.

Glasgow Kiss has a new favorite as of 20:25 on Jul 11, 2013

# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 20:22

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Bronies to the end.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 00:23

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Fascinator posted:

Ew, really? That's gross and I'm sad now. Usually when I learn a new historical fact I'm happy

If I recall correctly, it was believed that the plait drew all the illness and bad luck away from the body. If you tried to cut it off, people thought it would retaliate and cause you to be sick.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 01:58

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Except bald people.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 02:19

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Fascinator posted:

Tell me you're kidding.

Also, I thought the guitar pick on the dead guy's chest was a grease spot at first, and was irrationally angry at the brony's family for burying him in dirty clothes.

Also, seeing that picture caused me to send my closest friend a request that I be buried in nice, formal clothes, with none of my goofy-rear end hobbies represented.

edit: I have two really awkward/ugly funeral stories but I'm not sure if it's appropriate to post them. I don't want to look like an rear end in a top hat

Yeah, I really want to hear these.

Also, there was another one of these funerals? What the heck? Must be hell on the families. You know, deceased relative and weird-rear end casket being the majority of the problems.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 04:54

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

You know, considering that we all survived the mayan apocalypse and achieved a higher plane of consciousness, that should totally be the new stupid newbie avatar.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2013 03:09

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Seriously, what is it with nerds trying to gently caress their cartoons?

# ¿ Jul 14, 2013 11:07

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

I'm kinda confused on what's going on in the second pic. Is he a mime? A wizard? A wizard-mime? :psyduck:

# ¿ Jul 15, 2013 08:04

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Wanna vomit? Okay. Imagine eating that. With a spoon. Forever.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2013 02:16

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 00:49

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Djeser posted:

I absolutely adore this. :allears:

All it's missing is a big, fat fuckin' F and a frowny face.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2013 09:26

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