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Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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Fister Roboto posted:

If this was my dog I'd name him Marty Feldman.

Igor (pronounced "Eye-gor") or nuthin'.

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Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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Quick! Someone combine that with this for best emoticon. :sicknasty:

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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That's both :3: and :gibs:

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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Spongebob's dogge getting a well-deserved rest after a long day's hike with SB and Shim.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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GIP, meet Maximus.



CARPE OS

(Sorry for phonepost, Max is sleeping on my lap and I'll be damned if he didn't earn it by being a good dogge today.)

Sax Offender fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Oct 9, 2017

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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I got this rope here.

But no one to play with.

You don't wanna play with me, do ya, mister?


Why yes, Maximus. Yes, I do.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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Where's the ball, Maximus?






Whoo-hoo! Stuff you can run on, dig in, AND EAT?!



What are you barking at, Max?


Oh, I sees...

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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I HAVE GOOD AIDS posted:

So Lando is apparently part shark because he’s taken to biting my girlfriend and I’s forearms when he wants to play. It’s not aggressive biting, but he’s got some powerful jaws that have left some pretty impressive bruises and scratches on my arms. We’ve tried immediately substituting a toy for tug of war and also going straight to doing obedience training with small treat rewards as a way to calm him down, but these have had mixed results. Even a stern “NO!” just seems to rile him up more.

We’re going to soon arrange to have a trainer visit us at home a few times so we can address this and build a foundation upon which to work before he starts obedience school in January, but until then- any tips so that I can prevent my arms from looking like I’ve got a bad IV heroin habit?

A vet taught me my go-to move. Immediately after a bite, roll one of his gum flaps over a canine and press until he yelps or whines. It breaks biting habits more quickly than any other method I've tried on dogs of any age.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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That dead, dumb, and blind kid sure pets a good ol' dogge.

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Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



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They see me rollin'.
They hatin'.
Patrolling they tryin' to catch me ridin' doggey.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' doggey
Tryin' to catch me ridin' doggey
Tryin' to catch me ridin' doggey
Tryin' to catch me ridin' doggey
My bark is so loud
I'm waggin'
They hopin' that they gonna catch me ridin' doggey.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' doggey
Tryin' to catch me ridin' doggey
Tryin' to catch me ridin' doggey
Tryin' to catch me ridin' doggey

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