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Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

movax posted:

more of an operator than idr ever was/will be

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Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

mokhtar belmokhtar posted:

dogs not giant purse rats pls

woah bro she's a pug/jack russell mix

i will fight you, irl which stands for in real life

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
I'm not even mad I'm just :(

I mean...thats my DOG dude

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
Better photo

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

mokhtar belmokhtar posted:

pit bulls are so much cuter with their ears :3:

i dunno if my dogs tail was docked or it was born that way, apparently it happens both ways

martello stop posting the giant rat ffs

Dogshaming itt

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
Scuda's still not a big fan of the water.

Martello fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Jul 7, 2013

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW




Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Fraction posted:

But he's so cute, how could you drag him into water? Are you a monster? :ohdear:

She's a girl (andronormative thought ITT) and I'm trying to get her used to it. She got liver treats for wading in that little bit.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

I'm questioning your choice in shoes.

Took me a minute to figure out what you meant. Then I lol'd. Wife liked it too.

EBB posted:

She thinks she's people. :kimchi:

Ever think about making her your avatar? I still owe you one.

She's pretty ridiculous. The avatar ideas not a bad one, it might be a funny contrast to my posts. I'll think about it and let you know, I'm starting to get tired of the fart butt.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

holocaust bloopers posted:

dogges that need to be posted:

martello's
godholio's
plane's
moker's
all dogges

Here you go

Scuda this morning after I got back from PT


To Scuda, butt=pillow


These girls will fight over anything, including who gets to dig a hole in a very large yard

Martello fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jul 10, 2013

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

gently caress cats
dogs rule
post dogs forever
qtiyd


Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
dogge battle for dominance


though PI doesn't believe in the concept


Upset because my wife wouldn't immediately hand over all her yogurt

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW












They fight over everything, including holes that both of them dug.

e: Scuda was 18 pounds when I took her home a month ago, she's up to 35 now. Gonna be huge. :3:

Martello fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jul 22, 2013

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'd fight over that stick too. For a dog, that's a pro rear end stick.

Yeah the hole's the only thing that confuses me. I have a 3/4 acre back yard, there's plenty of dirt for the two of them dig up separately. Nope, gotta work on only one hole and then assault each other over the privilege.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

holocaust bloopers posted:

post roscoe, logan, martello dogges, thunder, all dogges tia

Scuda has caused me to soften my no dogs in the bed stance.


She crawled up to the head of the bed and got snuggled into my shoulder with no prompting.


Bonus dogges: my parents breed Goldens and these are the latest litter.


That's from a month ago, when I go down to visit next weekend I'll take pics of them playing with Scuda. :3:

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
Sucks dude, haven't had a dog die on me in years but I remember it and it's loving horrible.

Good thing it was raining when we buried her.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

mokhtar belmokhtar posted:

stop posting martello's dog thank you

:qq:

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Want a wolf now.

Italians breed this thing called a Lupo Italiano that looks like a wolf, but it's illegal to export outside la patria or whatever. Fuckin guidos.



e:EBB don't be jealous of my awesome DSLs please, thanks.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
The girls finally figured out that it's possible to dig two holes at once, separately.



Scuda really does think she's people.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
Golden Retriever pups at my parents' house, chasing their mother looking for a meal.



Catching her.





Scuda after an exhausting morning of taking giant dumps outside and eating her food.



Dog walks dog.



Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

mokhtar belmokhtar posted:

got yourself an A+ post there mister(would be A++ if you edited out Rat Dog)

thanks :)

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
Did they always like water or did you acclimate them to it? Scuda hates water and no amount of treats will change her mind. I just put her in my in-laws pool today and she freaked out and got out as fast as she could.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
My nephew was mostly raised by my mom and the older Golden Retriever for the first two years of his life, at least during the day since my sister had to work. He still refers to Maia as "my mommy dog." :3:

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
Since I'm overdue on dogge pics:

Scuda showing Chloe who's boss now that she weighs 46 pounds to the little monster's 17.




Once again believing she's people



Just generally being cute

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW


what's up?

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
52 pounds. I don't remember any of my parents' dogs growing this fast. She was 18 pounds in June.

She's the most affectionate dog. Every time I come home from being gone for more than an hour, she goes nuts. Wiggling, wagging her funny little tail, and trying to eat my face. Best part of having a dog.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Bolow posted:

Every decent person I know with a dog has gotten their dog from a shelter or rescue, which is where everyone should get their dog :colbert:

yeah because if you buy a dog from a reputable breeder because you want to raise your own puppy you're literally hitler

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Gray Matter posted:

babby dogge


slightly older dogge


present day dogge


What kind of dog? Those are some kangaroo ears!

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Godholio posted:

Playtime!



What? No, that's not how you do it!


...maybe...


SUCCESS!


Holy poo poo he's huge! How much does he weigh now?



"Ripping up the gay new pillows mommy bought? Me? Look how innocent I am!"

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW




Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
My wife and I got back from our delayed honeymoon in Barbados on Saturday night. Sunday morning we went to her parents house to pick up the dogs. They were so happy to see us it was ridiculous. Scuda was tackling me (60 pounds now) and whining, licking my face. Chloe was jumping on us and barking.

:3::3::3::3:

I'll post some Scuda pictures later, she's getting so big.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
Well, looks like the next dog will be a corg


Scuda cuddling with me after missing me for 14 days.


Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
Whenever she feels like "gently" eating my face or if she's biting me or if I feel like it

so whenever

She almost never bites hard so I'm probably being a terrible owner by letting her gnaw at me when we play, but when she actually does chomp down every once in a while I make sure she knows it's bad.

And the one time she growled and snapped at my nephew (when she weighed only 30 pounds or so) I roughed her up pretty good. She let him pet her after that and even sniffed at him in a friendly way the next time she saw him.

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Sick razor skills imo

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

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Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
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