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Eugene V. Dubstep
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You're a loose cannon, Mecha-Hitler, but you're a drat good cop.

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Cole posted:

What's something to give a 13 year old who has a tummy ache? She won't eat her food. She even denied a wishbone! And she's just kind of lazy and not active like usual.

I feel so helpless :cry:

A trip to the vet ASAP.

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Cole posted:

I was in tears about this earlier this morning. And gently caress you if you think that makes me a human being.

It wouldn't exactly tip the scale.

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Wasabi the J posted:



Sputnik loves ice cubes

fjelltorsk posted:

Time for some Luma-pics.












Beautiful dogs.
























































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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UowkIRSDHfs

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Christoff posted:


Does it get better than dogges and butts I mean really

I agree

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There are a bunch of baby pictures of me doing the same drat thing with our corgis. Just laid on the floor and helped the dogs keep an eye on everything.

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Pretend I added a fade to black and "YOU DIED."

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ElMaligno posted:

The most enlisted dog

Alt: gently caress the police


MANIFEST DESTINY posted:

this is how pogs are made

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zombie303 posted:

I am saying this completely unironically. Watch the raising a perfect puppy episode of the dog whisperer. That guy knows his poo poo. I took my boxer from being a crackhead to walking downtown Denver without a leash just from watching a bunch of episodes.

It's all on Youtube, too.

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Burt posted:

My sister has a second white GSD and he visited the mobile dog cleaning lady today. [I have no loving idea] Anyway, the hair dryer she uses was a bit loud so they put him a little hat on so he wouldn't be scared.







:swoon:

babushka dogge

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oh my god, the big one is chained in place

gotta file that protip away

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zombie303 posted:

Counterpoint: Boxers

boxers are hosed up weird inbred dogs

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http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2014/10/22/the_dog_whisperer_war_dogs_world_war_i

Sorry for the paywall, but I know some of you can see this. Article about this guy, who is credited with the now-widespread adoption of canine forces by the military and who largely codified reward-based training.

e: of course Wikipedia doesn't have a page on him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaM-xXgl4Bs

That two-legged boxer is nuts.

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Oct 31, 2014

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Helldump Immunity. posted:

All boxers are nuts.

Speaking of which, I hope he's neutered so his nuts aren't constantly getting hammered.

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Cole posted:

A few days ago the neighbor across the street came and asked if I knew who's dog was in her yard. I went to see and there was a female dog sitting in the corner shaking in fear as I approached. So scared she was pissing on herself. I told them I would keep an eye out for the owner. This was total bullshit because this dog was obviously abused so there is no way in hell I'm going to find the owners, laws be damned.

I saw the dog on the street a few times but never was able to get near her because she would run in fear.

Today I didn't take no for an answer. I approached her, braved the growling and showing of teeth and just started petting her. You can feel all her ribs and every vertebrae she has. Her feet also look like this:



I fed her and bathed her and now she won't leave me alone so I guess what I'm saying is hey GiP meet my new dogge Rousey. Named for another bad bitch who takes a beating and keeps on ticking.



She won't leave my shadow since feeding her.

That's a very pretty dog, Cole.

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Jesus Christ, I wish I could keep a dog. I'm gone 10-14 hours a day and live in an apartment.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

We're just going to post it again. Fly away, current king of the retards.

whoa whoa, please keep the inter-furum animal-sity out of the dogge thread fucker

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HAHA LOOK AT THAT DOG WHAT A FUCKIN DWEEB

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That's funny, I do the same thing when Maria Sharapova's on TV.

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ayyy lmao

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post a pic of your wife on her knees, cleaning dog poo poo off the floor

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ElMaligno posted:

Roscoe cleaning himself up


lol

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I saw a corgi puppy eat some fatty ground beef that dropped on the floor and the next day he died from making GBS threads out his ears. It's pretty hosed up how fragile their stomachs are, anything but the purest artisan organic dry kibble and dogs keel right over. That's why you never see them digging in garbage or begging for human food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQc_v5qjS4

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EvilChameleon posted:

Came to this thread from the banner. I really want a dogge now. My roommate has one, though, so at least I get that. He is a good dogge.



Dogge, what is best in life?

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oh my god

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Luna Was Here posted:

is there anyway to tell what dogs want when they're barking a poo poo load or do i have to play the guessing game of life which, last night, went a little like this:
Tink: *BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK*
Me: whats wrong what do you need do you want food
T: *BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK*

repeat ad infinitum

Should probably not be offering the dog food every time he barks if you want the barking to stop.

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

wrong u scrub. Aussie/German shepherd mix.


dream dogge

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UoI posted:

As much as it's going to hurt, I'm going to see this movie.

at what point does max develop a substance abuse problem while attending the minimum number of college classes required to collect BAH and sniff coed butts all day

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I feel confident that I will never watch Marley and Me, but Homeward Bound unexpectedly made me loving bawl as an adult. I never cried over that movie when I was a kid.

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Luna Was Here posted:

what do you even do in a situation like that? like hes clearly not gonna do it when you're around but if you don't punish them when they're doing it they're likely just going to do it again

Just kennel the dog or otherwise confine him away from food when you leave the house.

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RIP, Squeaky.


Monty is a ridiculously handsome dogge. A movie dogge.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Wanna adopt that dogge

only if he comes with the arrow

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Zeris posted:

This is Arlo. I'm babysitting him while staying at my friend's house. I'm a pet the poo poo outta this dogge




good name for a dog

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