Mak0rz posted:

get this piece of poo poo out of the thread tia

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

There is a thread in gip for posting pussy. It is not here.

Spicy Guacamole posted:

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i want a hoverdog so bad

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Steps
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Make an informed decision before dying your pet's fur. Dyeing pets is a relatively new practice [citation needed]; as such, there have not been long-term studies to determine whether there are any long-term negative consequences of dyeing your pet with Kool-Aid.

Do not the dye fur of dogs who have existing health problems or who are difficult to bathe.

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Purchase a pack of Kool-aid drink mix the color you want them to be, and shampoo and conditioner made for dogs.

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Mix a bag of Kool-aid with a sufficient amount of conditioner and a few drops of water.

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Apply the dye to a small portion of your pet's fur and leave for at least 48 hours to test whether they develop an allergic reaction. All dyes are potentially harmful to your pet and can even be fatal; consequently you should make sure you look for signs of fatigue, pain, or skin irritation/rash. If you suspect that your pet has developed an allergic reaction, take your pet to the veterinarian immediately for medical attention.

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If your pet does not develop an allergic reaction after 48 hours, repeat Step 3.

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Thoroughly shampoo your dog. See How to bathe a dog.

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Rub in the conditioner, and let stand for a couple minutes.

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Rinse the conditioner.

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Pat dog with a towel until damp. Wrap in a towel until dry. The color should show soon.

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Remember to observe your pet's reactions during the dyeing process. If your pet seems stressed, unhappy, or in physical discomfort during the dyeing process, stop immediately and do not attempt to dye your pet again. Remember your pet is not a fashion accessory - it is a living creature and its well-being should always come first.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

anyone that gets a dog and doesn't invest at least some sweat equity is probably not dog material in the first place. That's why cats exist. Or snakes, if that's your thing.

Americans with Disabilities Act posted:

In addition to the provisions about service dogs, the Department’s revised ADA regulations have a new, separate provision about miniature horses that have been individually trained to do work or perform tasks for people with disabilities. (Miniature horses generally range in height from 24 inches to 34 inches measured to the shoulders and generally weigh between 70 and 100 pounds.) Entities covered by the ADA must modify their policies to permit miniature horses where reasonable. The regulations set out four assessment factors to assist entities in determining whether miniature horses can be accommodated in their facility. The assessment factors are (1) whether the miniature horse is housebroken; (2) whether the miniature horse is under the owner’s control; (3) whether the facility can accommodate the miniature horse’s type, size, and weight; and (4) whether the miniature horse’s presence will not compromise legitimate safety requirements necessary for safe operation of the facility.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Are you wearing a blonde wig?

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When his year-old dog Luna fell off his boat, fisherman Nick Haworth held out hope, but as the days passed he lost faith that she would return to him.

So it came as a surprise when the U.S. navy found her on land more than a month later.

On Feb. 10, Haworth, 20, had been on his boat about three kilometres off the shore of San Clemente Island, which is 110 kilometres west of San Diego. He isn't sure how Luna vanished.

"One moment Luna was there and the next she was gone," Haworth said, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune.

He told the Naval Base Coronado, which includes San Clemente Island, that his German shepherd and husky mix dog would likely soon arrive on the island.

"He told us Luna was a very powerful swimmer and that he was 90 per cent sure she'd head for shore," said Sandy DeMunnik, the Coronado base's public affairs officer, to ABC News.

The navy searched the beach, but found nothing. Haworth stuck around the island and did a search of his own for two days, the Union-Tribune reported.

After about a week, Haworth wrote on Facebook a farewell message: "RIP Luna, you will be greatly missed."

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

http://m.imgur.com/LP2ouxu?r

No one gonna help the poor paralyzed dog

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i think it would be good to have a tournament to see what the best dog in somethingawful is.

the dog that gets the most votes is the king (aka "rex") of the forums.

that's pretty much the idea, thanks

Pesticide20 posted:

Tide posted:

Monty should be moderator, the immediately be allowed to retire and hold moderator emeritus for life