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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Not my dog. Wish it was.

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Feb 29, 2004

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I want a dog, so I can name him Avon Barksdale.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

How much are Corgis, anyway? I'd probably adopt one from a shelter or rescue, if that makes any difference.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

What about upkeep? Tire rotations, oil changes, etc...:iiaca:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I'm not going to let some shitbird push the dog(ge) thread out of existence.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

EBB posted:

When I die, I hope heaven is puppy easter. Just with whores and lots of booze to boot.

Jesus loved making water into wine and hung out with prostitutes. I think you're good to go.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Guess he pushed a little too hard jumping over that pole.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Blacktoll posted:

Cooper does have a pretty sweet neck beard. It looks better on dogges then men. I'm at the East River again and some kid is playing catch with Frank. Not for nothing but I wouldn't have the gut to play with some dudes Pitbull at ten year old.

When I was growing up, my neighbor had two pitbulls, Miss Piggy and Herman. Herman was dumb as poo poo, but he was chill as gently caress. They had puppies all the drat time, too. I know they're good dogges, and I try not to judge them or their owners. But then I see poo poo like this



It's gotta suck being the preferred breed of douchebags around the world.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

mokhtar belmokhtar posted:

if you see a pit bull with a tail and uncropped ears its usually not a douchebag owner heh thats how i judge
Nah. MY exGIRLFERIEND's brother had one that was uncropped, and he was a tool. She ended up keeping the dog, since he was a lazy sack of poo poo. Once he was fixed and stopped trying to hump everything that moved or didn't move, he was a pretty chill doggggggge.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

This isn't the bear thread. :stare:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

GBS goon's guard dogge spotted.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Somebody made a super effort post on tumblr or facebook about how :byodood: DANGEROUS it is to pose kids and dogs together, and I just wanted to punch them through the internet.

I'm not sure what kind of dog this is, but it's pretty funny.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I've been watching these two all week for a friend. I don't know if they count as dogs, though,

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

It's a Dalmatian, so I'm surprised it didn't attack everyone on board. Those dogs are assholes.

edit: Lady Dogge

Mad Dragon fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 25, 2013

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Fister Roboto posted:

I don't get it. It's just a nerf gun. I had something exactly like that 20 years ago except it was for children not dogs.

Solution: Invent a children launcher.




Not my dogge, but it's a happy picture so who cares.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIJCgp0Dn3k

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

A zoo has decided to give two cheetah cubs a Labrador puppy as a friend. Cheetahs and dogs get along pretty well in captivity, because cheetahs are the most dog-like of the big cats, and can be pretty tame. Here is the article: http://news.yahoo.com/dallas-zoo-raise-cheetah-cubs-labrador-puppy-172752348.html

And here is the puppy



Theres another dog-cheetah couple at Busch Gardens. The dog and cheetah play together and keep each other in shape.



Dogs are good friends. Sorry about the cheetahs in the pictures, but I thought it was cute

Anything capable of 0-60 in less than 6 seconds is cool in my book.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

holocaust bloopers posted:

All these dogs own. Every single one of them.
They would own more if they were all mine. :3:


Oh Lordy, they lean over like little motorcycles. :3::3:





Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Get that poo poo on YouTube, posthaste. :catstare:

I would like to nominate the cheetah as Honorary Dogge in this thread.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Mr. Nice! posted:

We got home and he had a new place to explore. First we went to the yard incase he needed to pee. He didn't and just walked back onto the cement over to me like "what's up, boss?"



So we went inside and got some water.



After water we again ventured outdoors. He was hesitant about the steps at first but managed them fine.





Back inside in the kitchen I tossed him a squeaky ball. He ran towards it and got tired right upon arrival.


He was undaunted by his exhaustion, though, and went after the ball.



It slipped from his reach and he had to get up a bit.



He eventually gave up and came over to see me.




After sufficient pettings he just flopped on the floor.



When I got up and walked around he seemed to have got a second wind, so we rassled for a bit.








He's all tuckered and asleep now.


:3: overload! You know you have to photodocument EVERYTHING he does. And record videos to be made into GIFs!

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

It's always hilarious when a dog farts in its sleep and it scares it awake.

Or if they're already wide awake. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN1KigdIahc

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


My friend's pug reminds me of Samuel Jackson in Django.




Kind of.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Vasudus posted:

The worst part about big dogs is you get at most 9 years out of them before their hearts explode :(

Family that lives across from my mom got a great dane and it's 6 years old now but has gone grey and has lots of health problems :(

Some dogs are just over-bred. My friend's pug has all sorts of issues. He gets allergies so bad, his back legs pretty much stop working at random. His front legs aren't much better. He does this weird half-rear end goosestep trot when he walks. When he's standing still, he points his feet apart to keep his legs from giving out.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Rude. posted:

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

My friend's wife loves her pugs, but she can't wait for them to die.

Mad Dragon fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Oct 2, 2013

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Defleshed posted:

Half pug half beagle. A "puggle". She's the best dog I have ever owned. Chillest temprement ever.

Does she have the annoying pug bark or the annoying beagle bark? :v:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

:ohdear:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

I can't tell with all the lens flare, but is he knifing that dog? :ohdear:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

This is a webcam I found a while back, featuring Great Dane services dogs. There's a new litter of puppies born, it's amazingly adorable. They're so wiggly.

http://explore.org/live-cams/player/great-dane-service-puppies-indoor-puppy-room

I've been watching them all day. If they didn't grow into horses, I would get one in a heartbeat.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Collector's Edition better come with a flying corgi mount.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Vasudus posted:

You know what really surprised me? My place just allowed dogs and they had a 30ish dog breed restriction. Pitbulls, rotts, dobies, etc. Then there was chow chows at the bottom of the list. Chow chows.

Apparently they are mean motherfuckers. I had no idea.

Are dalmations on that list? They are assholes, too.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

GoGoGadget posted:

Archer did this poo poo one day because Kevin Bacon was on the TV. He does not like Kevin Bacon.
Did he watch the first few episodes of The Following, too?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Your dog is Joe Carroll. Get out of the house! :ohdear:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

It's like they're playing a game of rock-paper-scissors, but they can only do rock.

edit: random youtube doggggge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5wlFsgASHU

Mad Dragon fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Dec 20, 2013

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Life is like a box of chocolates. :3:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


quote:

Don't let your child do this... Maybe the dog has an abscess, A piece of bone in his mouth, an eye problem that causes him to fear what is happening. As much as we want our pets to act like a human, a dog is still a dog. Don't put your beloved pet in a position to fail.
Please, you guys. Don't have kids.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

One of my friends works at a dog groomer's. She sent me this pic.



:3:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

genderstomper58 posted:

Travel too much for work, got mad too easily about dumb poo poo, so I figured it was best to find him a better place(the ground bitch)(jk I gave him to a really good group to find him another home)

I cried lmao
Well, at least you didn't give him up for more World of Warcraft time.:byobear:

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Writer Cath posted:

Look at those ears.



Look at those giant frigging ears.
That dog looks like Count Dracula.

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