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PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Have a permanent friend to help pette dogge.

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PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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I have four dogges. I just make them stand in a line and run my hand down all of them. Works well.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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I'm going to guess this guys name is Baxter, Benny, or Diego.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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I give you all permission to come over and pette my dogges.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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I gots some dogges. They get pettes.




PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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When does Fozzy Bear go home with you?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Yeah but dogge

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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A killer beast dogge and the dogge who gives no fucks.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Is she pretty good at the XBoxing?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Guess who's back at work!

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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I have met hundreds of dogges and not a single one has been named Spot nor Fido. What's up with that?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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This is Diamond. She is on three different kinds of steroids to get that swole look going on. Don't gently caress with her.



PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Where do you work that you see all these awesome dogges?

At a dogge boarding/daycare.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Just a heads up I'd do my best to kill anyone who tries to steal any of my dogges.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Check out this corgi thing.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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We're gonna need a nine line for this dogge.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Dogge Godde

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Lots of dogges to pette today.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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The puppers have been outside for 4 hours now. Running around has made them tired puppers. Puppers like the sun.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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It's a pretty good job while in school. Little over 10 bux an hour to not deal with people and hang out with dogges. Pretty chill.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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DAAAWWWWWW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak1AMHLhHYg

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Those are some happy dogges.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Super drool pupper 10/10 would get slobbered on again.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Have more dogges. They get pettes.


PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Here are some fluffy puppers and a really weird looking pupper.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Jay Rust posted:

Cats are bad dogs

I hate cats.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Here are some doggos. They can't bark.




And these are some more cool dogges.


PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Doggo gives no fucks.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Halp the dogges are starting to lose eyes and ears. Send halp.



PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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"Hey dogge, what you doing up there?"

"Roof roof."

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Phoebe is a good dogge. I like Phoebe.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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We've had a few die since I started a year ago. All old. Only one has died while boarding with us. The owners warned us he'd probably die but it was during the Christmas holiday so I guess wherever the owners were going was more important than being with their dog in his final days.

Point of the story: gently caress those people. gently caress them in the butt.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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What we have here is a Georgia Miniature Werewolf. Very rare indeed. Good sandwich, puppers.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Good morning dogges

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Work with dogges problem solved

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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Jay Rust posted:

Drive-through banks? What?

Pretty drat common.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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And have a road hound.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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I can't tell if that's a BT or frenchie. Either way dogge owns.

Now to unleash the beast.

https://youtu.be/jp1kxCLGj2U

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

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I loving love dogges.

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