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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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I wish I could have a dog and train him to go on motorcycle rides with me. But I cant until I transfer to my next unit...

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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Wanna pet all those dogges.

Also wanna play with all those dogges

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I would buy this and utter corny one-liners to a dog all day.

Hey dog!
????
fetch on THIS!

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Godholio posted:

Half the fun of playing fetch is pretending to throw it and watching the dog run 10 yards before realizing something's wrong. You guys are ruining fun.

Sometimes you have to throw them a bone, man.

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Why does a loving commercial about dogs make me tear up? Goddamn

Because dogs are loving awesome?
Because we are a point in our lives where we want a dog but for some reason or another we can't?

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holocaust bloopers posted:

All these dogs own. Every single one of them.

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Photodump incoming.

You are doing Gods own work here son.

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Cole posted:

Quoting

Up voting if this was on reddit.

Diggin this

Retweeting

Instagramming

Qtiyd

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holocaust bloopers posted:

GiP HAS A NEW DOGGE

Someday I will be posting pictures of my new dogge in this thread. But for now I will live vicariously through everyone in this thread.

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Why am I looking at rescue dog pictures, I can't adopt one even If I really wanted

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Writer Cath posted:

I think it's safe to say that whether you've got a rescue, a pup from the breeder, a big one or a small one, dogges just plain rule.

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Met this guy today


He's an English Mastiff. loving gigantic dog. The picture doesn't show just how huge this dog was.

The owner tried having him balance a treat on his nose but he was too impatient and couldn't sit still.

Man that's like the world biggest Pug.
Wanna hug get hugged by that dog.

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All dogges are immortal in my heart because no matter how small, big, their race, if they are a mutt or a mix, dead or alive are will always forever be good dogges.

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bam u dead

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Wanna scratch all their little eyebrows

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Voted for best dogbrows.
Edit: Coworker passed by and called Roscoe a good dog.

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So what does gip think of Boston Terriers? I think they are the most adorably stupid dogs around.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Dakota: Best dog, or bestest dog?

Both.

All dogs are the best bestest dogs.

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kelvron posted:

Pet that dogge.

Pet all dogges.

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:



Roscoe says gently caress costumes

Use a black sharpie on those dogbrows, no-one will recognize Roscoe
(I am being facetious so please dont do it)

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Oct 31, 2013

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genderstomper58 posted:

thank you for not showing the rat pursedog martello the big black independent bitch who don't need no man is p cool

Dude I will not have dog-shaming in the dog thread dude.

All dogs are loving cool, you wither like them all or you are a crazy person.



EDIT: Sorry for sounding so negative, here have some pugs

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Nov 1, 2013

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

My dogges are pretty chill.



Sophie's the pit mix. Her only purpose in life is to cuddle.



And destroy.



Max is a Rottie mix. He just wants to be outside.



They are good dogges.

So help me God I will say without a shred of sarcasm and lies, your dogges are good dogges. And If I did lie may God strike thunder upon me and my family.

Also

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Cole posted:

I would love for Thunder to strike upon me

Hahahaha I didn't notice that, Thunder the cutest divine retribution

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I watched all those videos and i aint afraid to admit that i cried.

Dogs are so loving awsome.

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Wanna pet all these good dogges


Also two coworkers are getting dogges, one is a three-legged mutt (yes you read that right) and the other is a rescue English bulldog. Already threaten the bulldog with dognappin, but my supervisor told me we needed to share the dogge.

I loving love my supervisor

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Tbh im a little miffed that elmaligno didnt include roscoe in his pet list

Sorry I was just including dogs that where posted since I last posted. I mean Roscoe doggy brows are one of the best of these thread, so post more Roscoes.

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

I'm at work now, I'll get a new Roscoe pic tomorrow.



Slim Pickens posted:

The 1-year-newish doge. She does this poo poo all the time.



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Are you fuckers trying to kill me? Jesus gently caress my heart

Also planes post Roscoe

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Mr. Nice! posted:

To anyone on the fence about whether or not they should get a dog, the answer is get a dog. That's the right decision.

This thread will always cheer me up. But then it will depress the hell out of me because I cannot have a dog right now. poo poo my goddamned flatmate told me we should get a dog, I flat out told him no, we work on a ship you dum-dum wo is going to take care of the dog when we are out? And felt horribly depressed.


PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

http://i.minus.com/iNml4HTTkOgm5.gif

6mb gif, so i linked it to spare mobile users.

Oh roscoe your doggie brows will always cheer me up.

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Also, I took this picture just now to show just how much he's grown since I got him.


And the day I got him:



Bro, not gonna lie, wanna dognap dat dogges and pet the living poo poo out of him.

Then again I want to dignap all of GiP dogges and pet them all.

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

you're a real creepy dude bro

I have (jokingly) told my co-workers I will become the male equivalent to the crazy cat lady. Only it will involve old motorcycles, dogs and a poo poo ton of creepy craziness.

Also I am sorry my creepy hyperbole made you serious post in the dog thread.

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hate to tell, but sorry as the resident dognapper I am already petting all your dogges.

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Saw my coworker bulldog today, poor guy had an early day and looked grumpy as gently caress

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This is Vienna, she is my brother 7 year old dashound

She really wants that penguin


She is getting old and had a couple of operations on her hips. She is still a good dogge.

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http://www.theonion.com/video/breaking-dogs-running,35017/?playlist=recent-news

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Pictured: A good dogge

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Doggles are so out of style.

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Heil dogge

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