Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
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I wish I could have a dog and train him to go on motorcycle rides with me. But I cant until I transfer to my next unit... :smith:

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 23:11

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JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Wanna pet all those dogges.

Also wanna play with all those dogges

# ¿ Aug 30, 2013 17:20

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GD_American posted:

New hotness

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/Hyper-K9-Kannon-trade/1041029503?Keyword=k-9

I would buy this and utter corny one-liners to a dog all day.

:smug:

Hey dog!

????

fetch on THIS!
:dogout:

# ¿ Aug 31, 2013 15:37

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Godholio posted:

Half the fun of playing fetch is pretending to throw it and watching the dog run 10 yards before realizing something's wrong. You guys are ruining fun.

Sometimes you have to throw them a bone, man.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2013 20:27

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

Why does a loving commercial about dogs make me tear up? Goddamn

Because dogs are loving awesome?
Because we are a point in our lives where we want a dog but for some reason or another we can't? :smith:

# ¿ Sep 2, 2013 20:20

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holocaust bloopers posted:

All these dogs own. Every single one of them.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 19:10

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Photodump incoming.

You are doing Gods own work here son.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 22:35

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Cole posted:

Quoting

Up voting if this was on reddit.

Diggin this

Retweeting

Instagramming

Qtiyd

# ¿ Sep 9, 2013 23:24

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holocaust bloopers posted:

GiP HAS A NEW DOGGE

Someday I will be posting pictures of my new dogge in this thread. But for now I will live vicariously through everyone in this thread.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2013 02:24

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Why am I looking at rescue dog pictures, I can't adopt one even If I really wanted :negative:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2013 15:01

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Writer Cath posted:

I think it's safe to say that whether you've got a rescue, a pup from the breeder, a big one or a small one, dogges just plain rule.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 18:12

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Met this guy today

He's an English Mastiff. loving gigantic dog. The picture doesn't show just how huge this dog was.

The owner tried having him balance a treat on his nose but he was too impatient and couldn't sit still.

Man that's like the world biggest Pug.
Wanna ~~hug~~ get hugged by that dog.

# ¿ Sep 28, 2013 18:37

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All dogges are immortal in my heart because no matter how small, big, their race, if they are a mutt or a mix, dead or alive are will always forever be good dogges.

:unsmith:

# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 02:40

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bam u dead

# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 22:26

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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 16:02

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

have some more then

Wanna scratch all their little eyebrows :kimchi:

# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 10:29

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holocaust bloopers posted:

ROSCOE

Voted for best dogbrows.
Edit: Coworker passed by and called Roscoe a good dog.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 17:25

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So what does gip think of Boston Terriers? I think they are the most adorably stupid dogs around.

# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 22:30

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Dakota: Best dog, or bestest dog?

Both.

All dogs are the best bestest dogs.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 19:27

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kelvron posted:

Pet that dogge.

Pet all dogges.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 22:02

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Roscoe says gently caress costumes

Use a black sharpie on those dogbrows, no-one will recognize Roscoe :3:

(I am being facetious so please dont do it)

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Oct 31, 2013

# ¿ Oct 31, 2013 20:27

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genderstomper58 posted:

thank you for not showing the rat pursedog martello the big black independent bitch who don't need no man is p cool

Dude I will not have dog-shaming in the dog thread dude.

All dogs are loving cool, you wither like them all or you are a crazy person.

:frogout:

EDIT: Sorry for sounding so negative, here have some pugs

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Nov 1, 2013

# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 11:17

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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

My dogges are pretty chill.

Sophie's the pit mix. Her only purpose in life is to cuddle.

And destroy.

Max is a Rottie mix. He just wants to be outside.

They are good dogges.

So help me God I will say without a shred of sarcasm and lies, your dogges are good dogges. And If I did lie may God strike thunder upon me and my family.

Also

# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 18:50

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Cole posted:

I would love for Thunder to strike upon me

Hahahaha I didn't notice that, Thunder the cutest divine retribution :3:

# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 00:47

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Buzzfeed compiled a bunch of dogs welcoming soldiers home.

Excuse me I have something in my eye.

I watched all those videos and i aint afraid to admit that i cried.

Dogs are so loving awsome.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2013 23:02

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tiggeril posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvt_K4LW29c

Also two coworkers are getting dogges, one is a three-legged mutt (yes you read that right) and the other is a rescue English bulldog. Already threaten the bulldog with dognappin, but my supervisor told me we needed to share the dogge.

I loving love my supervisor :3:

# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 03:29

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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Tbh im a little miffed that elmaligno didnt include roscoe in his pet list

Sorry I was just including dogs that where posted since I last posted. I mean Roscoe doggy brows are one of the best of these thread, so post more Roscoes. :3:

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

I'm at work now, I'll get a new Roscoe pic tomorrow.

Slim Pickens posted:

The 1-year-newish doge. She does this poo poo all the time.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 11:15

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Mr. Nice! posted:

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Are you fuckers trying to kill me? Jesus gently caress my heart :3:

Also planes post Roscoe :mad:

# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 19:55

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Mr. Nice! posted:

To anyone on the fence about whether or not they should get a dog, the answer is get a dog. That's the right decision.

This thread will always cheer me up. But then it will depress the hell out of me because I cannot have a dog right now. poo poo my goddamned flatmate told me we should get a dog, I flat out told him no, we work on a ship you dum-dum wo is going to take care of the dog when we are out? And felt horribly depressed.
:unsmith:

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

http://i.minus.com/iNml4HTTkOgm5.gif

6mb gif, so i linked it to spare mobile users.

Oh roscoe your doggie brows will always cheer me up. :3:

# ¿ Nov 22, 2013 23:42

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Also, I took this picture just now to show just how much he's grown since I got him.

And the day I got him:

Bro, not gonna lie, wanna dognap dat dogges and pet the living poo poo out of him.

Then again I want to dignap all of GiP dogges and pet them all.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 00:37

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

you're a real creepy dude bro

I have (jokingly) told my co-workers I will become the male equivalent to the crazy cat lady. Only it will involve old motorcycles, dogs and a poo poo ton of creepy craziness.

Also I am sorry my creepy hyperbole made you serious post in the dog thread.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2013 01:20