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The Casualty posted:Leo is Bill Belichick Chichevache posted:If you're not casting Keanu Reeves as Bill B. then I don't know what the gently caress. Seems fitting.  "A bullet... just like the one they found in Odin Loyd's head an hour ago. Why does he place them there, Coach?" Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 15:23 on May 22, 2014 |
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wtftastic posted:Why does he still have a drawing of Florence on his wall? Shouldn't it be some sort of a x's and o's drawing of a play or formation? Touche. I'm still pretty proud of that poo poo, though. I'll work on getting a play-drawing up there next.
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May 23, 2014 01:27
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Sash! posted:I can't even fathom the processes in one's brain that goes "I'm furious at this dick for spilling a drink on me" to "time to kill a few people." I'm sure it isn't a process at all, it's just raw animal reaction blended with Kentucky bourbon.
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May 29, 2014 19:35
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Chichevache posted:The only drug that really stays in your bloodstream for an extended period is weed, pretty much everything else gets pissed out pretty quick. One more reason drug testing in the regular world is so dumb. Gotta keep weed illegal to prop up the drug-testing industry.
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May 29, 2014 21:15
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Dexo posted:^^^^^ I hope Matt Ryan also blows off Mike Tice in that glorious fashion.
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May 29, 2014 23:09
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Regnevelc posted:My buddy once accidentally stepped on someone's shoe in the bar and the guy threatened him with a fight. We all laughed at the clown. Given my recent acquisition of knowledge regarding minor personal slights in the bar/night club scene, it sounds like you guys are lucky to be alive. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 15:57 on May 30, 2014 |
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May 30, 2014 12:54
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Sash! posted:But that's not even dance. That's...standing. That's what it might look like, but the dance is happening in his head between baseball, cold showers, and family portraits.
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Jun 1, 2014 19:55
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New Division posted:This why you gotta go with strangulation or suffocation. Less issues with blood getting all over the place. Hernandez got burned by relying too much on natural murdering talent and never bothered to hit the books and study his craft. I'm still waiting for the investigators to find the mountain of dead bodies he threw into the Boston Harbor.
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Jun 2, 2014 23:21
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WugLyfe posted:"He"?
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Jun 2, 2014 23:29
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Chichevache posted:Probably some FAA violations for the attack helicopter too. And the pants are tied up because he can't have a belt in jail. gently caress you, Chiche, that's an ED-209 shark.
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Jun 7, 2014 12:41
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Is it still too much to hope for that this somehow finds its way back to Tebow? Tim Tebow; kingpin, murder for hire business. Known associates: Aaron Hernandez; gangland assassin. The Pouncy Brothers; probably just a couple of douche-bags.
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Jun 17, 2014 16:04
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Probably Magic posted:Hey! Half of Kansas doesn't blow! I thought KC was in Missouri, or is there a suburb of the city that's actually -in- Kansas?
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edit: I wish I could get some Texas BBQ without being in Texas. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Jun 27, 2014 |
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Jun 27, 2014 01:17
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Alouicious posted:it's a trick question anyway because the answer is Portugal US BBQ owns, though.
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Jun 27, 2014 15:03
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Kirios posted:Texas may have some mediocre cities in it (none of them are laughably bad....not even Dallas), but come on, our food puts every single one of your states to complete and utter shame. You wish your state could even be in the same radar as our Mexican and BBQ food (We're world class in this department.). Hell, even our Chinese is outstanding. Now snake a bite off that beef rib before the sauce congeals.
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Jun 30, 2014 17:53
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Volkerball posted:Your house can be raided because someone arrested with a 10 dollar bag of weed said they got it from you. Yeah, if you're arrested in connection with a murder, your poo poo is fair game. But they already went through his house, and confiscated all his security footage and whatnot, so there probably wasn't anything that would've hung up getting a warrant for any of his other properties. Just some dumbshit cops loving up the process and now anything they found there doesn't count. Check it out, though... they need a warrant to arrest you and search your house, and they stipulate on the warrant that they're looking for drugs or drug paraphernalia.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:25
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Dexter Morgan is the Judge.
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nm, I'm a tarded. Tiquan Underwood and Mark Harrison? That was pretty loving obscure. Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Oct 5, 2014 |
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Oct 4, 2014 23:25
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Kilonum posted:Not a lawyer but if I read the pertininent sections of the MGL correctly (I linked them earlier in the thread but I'm phoneposting right now) he's looking at up to 75 years on the gun charges alone. How in the name of God can someone get 75 years for having guns? Anders Breivik got 21 years for killing 77 people.
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Dec 16, 2014 21:10
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OneThousandMonkeys posted:Breivik will be in prison until he dies, the 21-year thing is a formality followed up by indefinite incarceration based on authorities deeming him a continuing danger. In other words, four paragraphs into the guy's Wikipedia article. Then there is the issue of systemic failures in the American justice system that is being sidestepped here. Nope. They can keep that up for 5 years. The maximum sentence is 26 years, if I read the article I linked correctly. Seriously, though... GUN CHARGES = 75 years?
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Cole posted:Do you guys have any idea how sentencing works? I also watch a lot of movies and TV about crime and understand what concurrent and consecutive sentencing means. But, I was replying to this: Kilonum posted:Not a lawyer but if I read the pertininent sections of the MGL correctly (I linked them earlier in the thread but I'm phoneposting right now) he's looking at up to 75 years on the gun charges alone. Basically saying, that getting 75 years on gun charges is ridiculous. But uh, yeah, "gun charges" meaning what? Having guns? Why would that even be worth 20 loving years?
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NC-17 posted:Hernandez's defense might involve blaming PCP use. Commission of a felony while on drugs. Great defense, jack-rear end...
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Jan 2, 2015 17:14
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Kilonum posted:I was on a jury a year ago, 7 person jury (Massachusetts misdemeanor trials only require 6 jurors + an alternate) for a hit and run case. We ended up acquitting the guy because not even the one eyewitness could actually put him behind the wheel when he had a shaky but plausible alibi. That... is some bullshit right there.
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Jan 12, 2015 17:08
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Kilonum posted:Which part? What part wasn't bullshit? I was referring to the verdict, though. What was he alledging, someone else was driving his car?
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Jan 12, 2015 20:25
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Kilonum posted:Yeah, his stepson, who thanks to being in the army and out of country was unable to testify. But hey, reasonable doubt and all that. So his stepson gets brought up on charges when he returns from Afghanistan? Nice... what a poop-loaf.
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Jan 12, 2015 21:57
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That ain't good poo poo, you must acquit!
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Jan 29, 2015 22:34
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Chichevache posted:I mean yeah, it is one blurry still image, but that doesn't look like an ipad... Yeah, but I mean, that looks like the loving hunchback of Notre Dame, so... really who's to say loving anything about this photo?
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Jan 30, 2015 20:53
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NC-17 posted:That gun shaped object could be anything! It's also a curved-dildo shaped object. Some of those swirlies on the carpet are gun-shaped. He clearly murdered multiple people and I'm afraid the prosecution is going to gently caress it up by presenting blurry still images of something that might be a loving can opener for all we know...
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Aye Doc posted:they could come up with a really cohesive defense if they just introduced this as evidence: I can prove I didn't kill Odin Lloyd, because I can take you back to the moment of his death... In our spaceship of the imagination! Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Jan 30, 2015 |
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Jan 30, 2015 22:09
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Darth123123 posted:Is he holding it by the barrel? Why Because it's a loving remote for his DISH box and the only guns in his house are nestled safely beneath that white hoodie he's got on. I rest my case!
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Jan 30, 2015 22:22
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nrr posted:hernandez gonna get life cos he didn't hire Touchdown Tom as his attorney The only man who should be able to get away with a deflated balls joke.
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evilweasel posted:Nah, you want to see one of those go read about the silk road trial where the defendant kept a diary of every crime he committed. The wet bandits.
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mdemone posted:They can't arrest a man and his attorney for the same crime. 
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Feb 14, 2015 14:32
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Is the defense calling witnesses out of order again?
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Feb 26, 2015 20:05
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Chichevache posted:Other spot implies a location though, so was he saving evidence like a dummy? It's possible that is his code word for murdering people, but I'd be a bit surprised if he used a code. He hasn't been that smart about anything else. Or it's slang for "a prior tight spot" like The Whiz Kid posted:"that time I shot and killed two dudes in a car a year ago"
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Declan MacManus posted:mods, i need a fresh start Woke up Begin 
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Arctic Baldwin posted:Gregor Samsa woke up buggin Had to google it and 
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Mar 18, 2015 12:54
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Chichevache posted:I'm pretty sure I first heard about it in an episode of Hey Arnold or something. Kafka is friggin' everywhere. My daughter watches Clifford, Daniel Tiger, and Angelia Ballerina on Netflix right now; and there's certainly no people turning into loving bugs on those shows. swickles posted:Its a pretty popular book for high school reading, its even referenced a ton in pop culture. Holy loving poo poo, is that what that Venture Bro's episode was based on?
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swickles posted:Mission Hill made the Kafkaesque joke where the joke was no one knew what it actually meant.
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Chichevache posted:I want to go on Chillichimp's great big literature adventure. This is all pretty shocking to me, I'm generally good at spotting literary references like these, I'd just never read this book about Samsa or bothered to use or learn the meaning of Kafkaesque.
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It could make a really fun offseason thread. (I'm not trying to be condescending. I feel genuine pleasure when other people discover fun new poo poo like this.)