Whip Slagcheek posted:

I love that this is only a small side story on the ESPN front page. Headline story? Lebron!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It never occurred to me that you could sue someone for shooting you in the face.


This opens up a world of possibilities.

Catfish Noodlin posted:

Just as the Dolphins completely re-vamped their linebackers for the second time to deal with it, too.

Volkerball posted:

You bastard. I thought this was N/V for a second and that you were talking about Tony Sparano. I'm glad our offensive line coach is in fact Not Dead.

jeffersonlives posted:

Basically Hernandez planned around being their top wide receiver at this point and now they've got Amendola, who is a pure slot that can't stay healthy, and a bunch of complete garbage behind him. Their best perimeter receiver at this point is Michael Jenkins, Donald Jones, or Aaron Dobson.

HeroOfTheRevolution posted:

Still have Tom Brady, he got to the AFCCG with Reche Caldwell

Kalli posted:

So he's arrived at Gillette.

Please don't go Belcher.

Mister Fister posted:

"If true, he won't be a tight end for much longer"

Har

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I just assumed he retired to the cushy life of worst slumlord ever.

Militree posted:

Aaron stop cruising in the passing lane! Move over!

FizFashizzle posted:

real talk who's also watching dark knight rises on hbo right now?

NickRoweFillea posted:

This is the best way to spend a Thursday

DOOP posted:

And Now Aaron is stuck in traffic

Brilliant

Dunefar posted:

Would destroying his cell phone and security systems possibly be obstruction of justice, destroying evidence or some other crime?

Dunno how that works up in Massachusetts.

Norv Turner posted:

If I'm a system poster I want that system to be the run and shoot.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

poo poo, has someone made a Saul Goodman joke yet?

Kalli posted:

Yeah, but at least we have these awesome tight ends to ease a new QB into the sys... gently caress

Chichevache posted:

In the heat of the moment they got him on his knees and put a gun to the back of his head after driving to an isolated area?

Professor Funk posted:

LETS SMOKE WEED AND KILL A GUY *fist bumps all around*

chazburgr posted:

Without bail?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Am I supposed to laugh or be morally outraged at this because I can't remember any more

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

But this is like the last SA forum where we're allowed to laugh at transgressive humor poo poo like this

Elephanthead posted:

Hernandez's career is as used up and ugly as a strip mined natural habitat. Har Har destruction of the Earth is hilarious.

Gendo posted:

I'm more worried about the head trauma Aaron Hernandez caused.

HeroOfTheRevolution posted:

This is why you stick your gum to the bottom of the nearest table and don't spit it into the garbage like a good citizen

swickles posted:

Its a bottle episode where the whole cast sits around a table saying "It can't be this easy, can it?" over and over.

HeroOfTheRevolution posted:

Victor Cruz is Latino and seems like a good guy who doesn't buttfumble

Conquistador posted:

BiggerBoat posted:

First mistake: Murdering a dude.

Further mistakes: Gum, shell casings, rental cars, video, texts...

You guys are weird for talking about how dumb Hernandez is for not getting away with it as opposed to, you know, actually being dumb enough to do it in the first place. I get the comedic value of buying bubble gum with a traceable credit card and then leaving your DNA infested wad of it at the scene along with shell casings and all that, but god drat. Half of you are like "he's soooo stupid! If he wanted to get away with it why not do 'x'?" as if him being unable to pull it off is the dumbest part of it.

Maybe I'm overly sensitive about premeditated execution style murder.


Do you have some sort of brain damage or are there funny things in your posts that I am too uncool to decipher?