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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Guess who Dexter will try to kill this season. It's Dr. Brainlady.

Either that or he'll start a relationship with her

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Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?
Road Rage Dexter was loving hilarious. "You lost control back there, Dex."

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Either that or he'll start a relationship with her

Finally... someone who can understand me for me.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Regy Rusty posted:

Finally... someone who can understand me for me.

Someone I can finally be myself with.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"Maybe one of us is a serial killer. Maybe it's you."

E: JESUS CHRIST MORGAN, YOU'RE THE BAY HARBOR BUTCHER?!

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Rageaholic Monkey posted:

"Maybe one of us is a serial killer. Maybe it's you."

They're not even pretending that this conversation would make any sense if she weren't talking to a psychopath (... psychopath... psychopath... psychopath...)

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


She should have said "I look forward to working with you... BAY HARBOR BUTCHER!"

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Either that or he'll start a relationship with her

She's not blonde or under 40, so...

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Matthews is totally doing brainlady.

Brainlady is creepy as gently caress.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Matthews is totally doing brainlady.

Brainlady is creepy as gently caress.

"She's quite a looker!"

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


"All I know is that we shouldn't question the premise of this season too hard."

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Matthews is totally doing brainlady.

Brainlady is creepy as gently caress.
Matthews and Brainlady are a serial killer duo :staredog:

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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What is a "fence" in this context?

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Matthews and Brainlady are a serial killer duo :staredog:
This spinoff would own.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Dexter is kind of a lovely father.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

What is a "fence" in this context?

Someone who buys and sells stolen goods?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


QuickbreathFinisher posted:

What is a "fence" in this context?

Resells stolen poo poo.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Sir Kodiak posted:

Dexter is kind of a lovely father.

"Chocolate pudding!"
"Maybe after you get your hands the gently caress outta my centrifuge, son."

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Alright, I like this older obnoxious Harrison.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Regy Rusty posted:

Someone who buys and sells stolen goods?

Hmm. Never heard that before. Thanks though.

Dexter is seriously the worst dad of all.

e: and why does Quinn always wear pinstripesQuinnstripes?

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
:argh:HARRISON:argh:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Harrison broke the vase. He meets the code now :getin:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh my god can Dexter PLEASE kill his own kid this season?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Harrison :(

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Oh my god can Harrison PLEASE kill his own dad this season?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Dexter with the bro code violating cock block.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


loving hilarious, Quinn.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Dexter is in full on Casey Anthony mode.

oldfan
Jul 22, 2007

"Mathewson pitched against Cincinnati yesterday. Another way of putting it is that Cincinnati lost a game of baseball."
So I guess the hammer over the head theme is that Dexter isn't a real psychopath because he has emotions?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

"We're going for a kill!"
"Okay daddy! :haw: "

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Ok Harrison just stay in the car and honk the horn if you see that hitman daddy's looking for.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

I hope Dexter just says gently caress it this season and starts bringing Harrison to all his kills. It can be his serial killer gimmick!

PeteRoseHaircut
May 17, 2008

Thank you, Toronto!
"It's Deb, Leave a Message"

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Hot drat, Harrison's gonna kill his first victim tonight. Father son bonding :keke:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

"We're going for a kill!"
"Okay daddy! :haw: "

"Tonight's the night....I teach you to use a cranial saw, son!"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Wait a loving second, is the guy with Deb Billy loving Walsh?

C'mon guy, you were a good director!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Deb's weakness is that she's human. It's going to be her undoing.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ok Dexter, that is probably not the best way to get her back on your side.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Thaaaaaaat's our Dexter :haw:

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Goddamn Dex doesn't even give a gently caress this season. And it's great.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Murder is the best solution!

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